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Albums

It's Almost The 70s & 80s

℗ 2026 SDR Records: 12-06-2026

It's Almost The 70s & 80s

01	How Bout You Get Off Of My Ass (I'll Get To It Later)	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost The 70s & 80s			02:49
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
02	Talkin' Shit To Ghosts	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost The 70s & 80s			03:49
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
03	What's A Motherfucker Gotta Do To Make It In This World?	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost The 70s & 80s			03:39
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
04	Conjugal Visit	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost The 70s & 80s			02:53
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
05	I'm Back On My Bullshit	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost The 70s & 80s			03:09
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
06	Life Is Bad (Everything's Bad And It's Awful)	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost The 70s & 80s			03:51
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
07	Price Check On A Motherfucker	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost The 70s & 80s			02:50
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

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A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2

℗ 2025 SDR Records: 05-12-2025

A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2

01	I Wish It Would Snow	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2			03:27
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
02	Santa's Sweatshop	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2			03:01
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
03	Dildos Of Silver, Dildos Of Gold	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2			02:36
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
04	Big Drummer Boy	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2			02:48
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
05	Christmas Tits!	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2			01:37
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
06	Missiles And Mistletoe	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2			03:36
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
07	The Man With The Sack	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 2			03:49
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

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Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 5

℗ 2025 SDR Records: 15-08-2025

Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 5

01	The Dumbfuck From Bumblefuck Nowhere	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 5			04:42
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
02	I'm Always Right On Fuckin' Time	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 5			03:49
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
03	Jesus Is Never Coming Back Because You Won't Stop Touching Yourself	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 5			02:52
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
04	I Won't Let My Attention Span Stop Me From	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 5			02:26
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
05	No Ain't A Four-Letter Word	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 5			03:10
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
06	Don't Put Your Dick In That	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 5			02:34
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
07	Mysterious 60s Song Full Of Deep Hidden Meaning	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 5			03:11
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

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Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 4

℗ 2025 SDR Records: 04-04-2025

Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 4

01	Callin' In Sick (Of Your Shit)	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 4			03:53
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
02	How Fucked Would You Be If I Quit Right Now?	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 4			03:01
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
03	Gonna Keep On Pullin' That Pork	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 4			01:38
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
04	Fucking Drowning In Debt	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 4			03:23
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
05	Puppet Guy	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 4			04:06
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
06	Horse Girl (If She Wasn't Fucking Crazy)	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 4			01:50
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
07	Too Ugly To Go Outside	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 4			03:28
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

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A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 1

℗ 2024 SDR Records: 05-12-2024

A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 1

01	It's Too Fucking Early For Christmas	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 1			03:42
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering / Componisten: Tristan Watering
02	Harvey The Chronically Depressed Snowman	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 1			03:59
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering / Componisten: Tristan Watering
03	Drivin' Around With A Christmas Tree	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 1			01:58
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering / Componisten: Tristan Watering
04	Mom Saw Jesus In Her Fruitcake	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 1			02:31
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering / Componisten: Tristan Watering
05	Christmas Pussy!	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 1			01:33
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering / Componisten: Tristan Watering
06	Holiday Hours	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 1			03:56
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering / Componisten: Tristan Watering
07	Santa's Not Real (You Little Shit)	Almost Vinyl	A Fool's Golden Christmas Volume 1			02:13
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering / Componisten: Tristan Watering

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Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 3

℗ 2024 SDR Records: 04-10-2024

Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 3

01	The Customer Is Always Fuckin' Wrong	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 3			03:03
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
02	Fuck This Day (We'll Try Again Tomorrow)	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 3			03:03
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
03	Eating My Feelings	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 3			03:53
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
04	Everything Reminds Me Of Her	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 3			03:52
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
05	Have You Tried Not Being A Prick?	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 3			02:50
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
06	Baby Assassin	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 3			02:48
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
07	I Don't Have To Go To Fucking Work (In My Dreams)	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 3			03:37
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

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Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2

℗ 2024 SDR: 02-08-2024

Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2

01	That's A Fucking Ugly Baby	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2			02:55
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
02	Fuck Off That's Not My Job	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2			02:19
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
03	I'm Leaving It All To My Cat (Screw You All)	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2			02:26
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
04	Your Pool Will Run Yellow Tonight	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2			02:15
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
05	A Nice Clean Song	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2			02:01
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
06	I'm Gonna Beat Herbert Hoover's Ass	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2			02:14
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
07	What The Fuck Is That Noise From My Car?	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2			02:13
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

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Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 1

℗ 2024 SDR: 07-06-2024

Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 1

01	Motherfucker I'm Broke	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 1			02:10
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
02	My Commie Queen	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 1			02:19
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
03	HR Lady, Violate Me	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 1			02:28
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
04	I Can't Get It Up	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 1			02:16
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
05	Flamethrower Darlin	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 1			03:35
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
06	Every Day I Pray For The Bomb	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 1			02:41
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
07	It's A Beautiful Night To Piss Off The Porch	Almost Vinyl	Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 1			02:10
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

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Ep's

It's Almost Halloween

℗ 2024 SDR Records: 21-10-2024

It's Almost Halloween

01	It's Not A Ghost (You're Just A Dumbass)	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost Halloween			03:32
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
02	Why Aren't There Any Razors In The Candy?	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost Halloween			01:47
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
03	Fuck Candy Corn	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost Halloween			02:19
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering
04	Bad Luck Black Cat Bitch	Almost Vinyl	It's Almost Halloween			03:22
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

Singles

Go Fuck Yourself Cola

℗ 2026 SDR Records: 14-08-2026

Go Fuck Yourself Cola

01	Go Fuck Yourself Cola	Almost Vinyl	Go Fuck Yourself Cola			02:18
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

Till My Balls Fall To The Ground

℗ 2026 SDR Records: 24-07-2026

Till My Balls Fall To The Ground

01	Till My Balls Fall To The Ground	Almost Vinyl	Till My Balls Fall To The Ground			03:58
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

Vampires Wear Suits

℗ 2026 SDR Records: 10-04-2026

Vampires Wear Suits

01	Vampires Wear Suits	Almost Vinyl	Vampires Wear Suits			03:40
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

Cutting You Out Of My Life

℗ 2026 SDR Records: 27-03-2026

Cutting You Out Of My Life

01	Cutting You Out Of My Life	Almost Vinyl	Cutting You Out Of My Life			01:57
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

Bullets Over Easy

℗ 2026 SDR Records: 10-03-2026

Bullets Over Easy

01	Bullets Over Easy	Almost Vinyl	Bullets Over Easy			03:32
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering

Learning How To Suck My Own Dick

℗ 2026 SDR Records: 17-02-2026

Learning How To Suck My Own Dick

01	Learning How To Suck My Own Dick	Almost Vinyl	Learning How To Suck My Own Dick			02:25
	Schrijver: Tristan Watering