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GOAT (2026): Mewgenics Mastery, Near-Misses, and Fantasy League Regret
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114:55
Theodore Rex (1995): Renovation Hell, The Pitt, and Dinosaur Cop Nonsense
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101:21
Stuart Little (1999): Power Levels, Cat Videos, and a Talking Mouse That Still Works
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86:07
Dolittle (2020): Mewgenics Freedom, Gym Nightmares, and Talking Animal Regret
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89:48
Magnificent Warriors (1987): Daylight Savings Rage, Mewgenics Addiction, and Michelle Yeoh Mayhem
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97:47
13 Assassins (2010): Parking Debates, Laundry Miracles, and Samurai Carnage
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96:51
One Percenter (2024): Fireside Feasts, Madoka Trauma, and Martial Arts Mayhem
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80:34
Big Fish & Begonia (2016): Compound Names, Nioh 3, and Mythic Melancholy
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71:39
Zootopia 2 (2025): Immortality Chasing, Spoilers, and Existential Spirals
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109:11
The Legend of Hei 2 (2024): Isekais, Second Screens, and Emotional Damage
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87:01
Burning (2018): Slow Burns, Supermen, and Badlands Predators
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67:07
No Other Choice (2025): Oyster Ramen, Podcast Futures, and Year-One Reckoning
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96:00
Battle of the Sexes (2017): Year-End Wins, Plur1bus Spoilers, and Christmas Regrets
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126:00
Bugonia (2025): AI Slop, Skating Rinks, and the Movie We Definitely Didn’t Watch
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130:44
The Scarlet Letter (1995): Zootopia Drama, Saudi EA, and Human Robots
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92:35
Emma (2020): Plur1bus, Stranger Things, and Hong Kong Love Stories
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91:11
Frankenstein (2025): Gambling, Gargoyles, and Gripes About Disney
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93:51
The Blair Witch Project (1999): Butter, Dinosaurs, and Found Footage Fear
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84:26
Men in Black (1997): 4K Flexing, Dragon Maids, and Dressing Room Discomfort
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98:05
Demolition Man (1993): The Future Was a Taco Bell and We Still Blew It
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106:37
Bonus: Hades 2, Tactics Rumors, and Billion-Dollar Bummers
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41:14
The Lobster (2015): Sick Days, Chainsaws, and Crustacean Courtships
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87:33
WarGames (1983): Fincher Tangents, Demon Slayers, and Cold War Nerds
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94:14
The Day of the Dolphin (1973): Tactical Shenanigans, Talking Fish, and True Lies
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97:05
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970): Excuses, Silksong, and the Rise of the Machines
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87:40
Death to Smoochy (2002): Gochujang, Swords, and Sinister Puppets
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92:08
Kalifornia (1993): Twinkies, Civil Wars, and Gen Z’s Empty Wallets
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78:25
Takopi’s Original Sin: Weeb Takeover, Milky Nostalgia, and AI Chaos
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98:15
One Hour Photo (2002): DOS Games, Epstein Guesses, and Sleepy Scores
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108:51
Fermat’s Room (2007): Windows Regret, Math Traps, and Mockingbirds
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131:25
Buried (2010): Iced Wine, Cultural Cookouts, and Spider Jumpscares
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93:39
Under the Shadow (2016): Edgelords, Shark Dentists, and Squid Game Binge
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125:31
Gerald’s Game (2017): UFC at the White House, Star Wars Rants, and Foggy Terrors
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82:12
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025): The Spoilercast — Controversies, Conspiracies, and Crushing Endings
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59:26
The Invitation (2015): F1 Frenzy, Weird Friends, and Demon Pop
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94:49
Mox and Gibbs: Clair Obscur – Drywall, Dragons, and Deep Dives
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70:17
Robot Dreams (2023): Unicorns, Wick Spins, and Gaming Fever Dreams
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106:23
Critters (1986): Obscure Obsessions, Anime Chats, and Tom Cruise Trauma
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86:45
Inhuman Kiss (2019): Merde, Minecraft, and Monster Love
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100:58
Mox and Izzy Live
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77:17