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57 h 06 min
Ice Castles: Eyes of Love Probably Won't Help You See the Flowers Either
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100:53
Strange Brew: It's Like...Canadian Hamlet, eh?
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104:58
Anaconda: We Also Don't Want None...of This Movie
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70:05
Dune (1984): Sand Worms & Battle Pugs & Weird Sweaty Naked Sting...Oh My, Indeed.
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92:13
Toy Story: Oh Great...Now We Gotta Deal With Sentient Toys
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83:23
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Indiana Getting Love From His Distant Father is the Real Holy Grail
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92:59
Jurassic Park: (disclaimer: some park guests not guaranteed to leave the park alive)
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89:04
Snatch: Of Course I Like Dags. Everyone Likes Dags.
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79:26
Bugsy Malone: We Coulda Been Anything That We Wanted to Be…Like a Singing, Pie-Throwing, Child Mafiaso
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92:05
Tango and Cash: Hot Take--Cash and Tango Sounds Better, Fight Me.
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80:33
Trick or Treat (1986): Okay Fine, He's a Dead, Evil Murderer...but he Dances Like an Angel and his Song is a Bop
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91:47
Frailty: Swinging Axes and Burying Demons for Jesus
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72:54
Child's Play: Sure He's a Murderous Doll, but No One Can Say Chucky Isn't At Least Friendly-ish
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82:20
Critters: Man, the '80s Really Cornered the Market for Small Killer Creatures
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95:57
Witchboard(1986) Just a Little Psychic Humor and a Dash of Ghostly Homicide
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88:22
Volunteers: I Guess the Title 'Finding Love and Compassion Whilst Battling the CIA, Communists, and a War Lord for Control of a Newly Built Bridge in Thailand' Was Already Taken
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106:32
Pete's Dragon (1977): Back When They'd Write Songs About Tearing Kids and Dragons Apart and No One Seemed to Mind
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81:23
Face/Off: Let's Not Let Actual "Science" Get in the Way of a Perfectly Bonkers Plot
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106:50
The Pirate Movie: 2.0
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71:36
Robin Hood: Sexy Animated Fox Version
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78:20
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead: No but Seriously, Mom Actually Needs to Know About That
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84:56
Yellow Submarine: All You Need is Love And Also Some LSD Wouldn't Hurt
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87:09
Shrek: It's a Real Layer of Love
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98:43
The Golden Child: I Prefer my Oatmeal Without Blood but You do You
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79:05
Demolition Man: But Could Someone PLEASE Explain How the Seashells Work?!
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83:57
Best in Show: Welcome to the No-Holds-Barred, High Octane World of Competitive Dog Shows
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92:15
Cobra: Synchronized Axe Clapping SFW
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75:20
Amelie: Meddling in People's Lives is as Easy as Un, Deux, Trois!
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99:16
Mixed Nuts: A Partridge in a Pear Tree Sounds A Whole Lot Nicer Than a Serial Killer in a Scotch Pine
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80:06
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer/A Charlie Brown Christmas: 2 Movies 1 Episode
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72:07
The Muppet Christmas Carol: The DEFINITIVE Puppet-Based, Victorian Era Story of Christmas Spirit, Redemption, and Social Injustice
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94:20
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: And by Fun, We Mean Functional Pockets
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89:53
The Commitments: Never Put All Your Trust in a Guy Called Joey "the Lips"
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80:20
The Fifth Element: Saving the World and Finding Love, Anything Can Happen in Space Hawaii
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71:27
Bram Stroker's Dracula: Take Me Away From All These Bad Accents...
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84:47
They Live: But They Could Use Some Help With Skincare
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77:40
The Frighteners: Who ya Gonna Call? NOT...THIS...GUY!
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93:43
Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf: Ooooh....Awkward.
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69:25
John Wick: Hello, My Name is John Wick. You Killed my Dog. Prepare to Die.
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66:17
Point Break (1991): Bank Robbery Has Never Been Sooo Radical
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83:40
