Composer: Hayden Lance Bedwell, Brandon Fink, Griff Stafford, Jake Gale
Lyrics
Tom is an average joe
He's got 3 kids and a wife
He likes to ride his bike
And drink a glass of whiskey
Each and every night
Someday Tom's life will pass him by
Everyone's got to die
In 200 years, he could be in a museum
A mummified version of him
While passerby's talk about how it must have sucked back then
Carol is a working woman
In line to lead the company
She does what she wants
When she needs
She's got some staplers and some pens
And a photo from the 1920's and wonders what it was like back then
In 200 years, she could be in a museum
Her mummified self, primitive staplers and pens
While people gawk and say
Wow it must have sucked back then
In 200 years we could be in a museum
If this place caves in we'll all be dancing skeletons
But who cares its not like we'll be there to begin with