A father and son walk and talk about everything and nothing at all.
What would you do if a killer android were after you? Kit and Chris share that they don’t really like their chances… What do you think, how would you survive? Let us know via our feedback address or via the Fediverse! Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
2/7/26 • 36:07
Happy 2026 everyone! Please send us some feedback to let us know what you want to hear more of this year! What happens when a renegade elf seeks justice for the poor? You get Elven Hood, an elf who robs from the rich and gives to the poor. Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
1/24/26 • 46:44
In this special episode we discuss Star Wars Episode 7, what Palpatine does when he retires, and the ultimate purpose of being a Jedi. Episode Art by: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
1/3/26 • 39:31
This is the first of two previously unreleased episodes, allowing Kit and Chris a break for the holidays. The original attempt at Episode 5 was where the Cheese Quesadilla became cemented as Nontopical lore and saw the beginning of our demands, er, deals with Hollywood. Show art by: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
12/20/25 • 40:32
All Bear, All Cop, he’s Bear Cop! Executive Producer - D1MC3 Episode Art by - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
12/6/25 • 54:20
Thanksgiving in America is a day of thanks for most, except the turkey, and this turkey is out for REVENGE. Episode Art by: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
11/22/25 • 36:24
Kit and I get back to our roots talking about a Minecraft creature horror adventure! Welcome to Minecraft: The Guardian Episode art by: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
11/8/25 • 43:36
Everyone loves The Cat in the Hat, but we think he’s evil and now you can find out why! Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
10/25/25 • 29:43
There is nothing artificial about this episode, although we wouldn’t call it intelligent either. We debate the nature of an augmented human vs. an android and Chris remembers a story he came up with a long time ago… Executive Producer - D1MC3 Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
10/11/25 • 39:53
What if Subnautica was a movie? Come join us for an undersea adventure of a lifetime! Note: This episode had serious technical issues and has changed the way we approach future recordings. Basically, the phone switched to using its own internal mic while in Chris’s pocket instead of using the wireless ones. Episode Art by: Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
9/27/25 • 41:35
Kit and I celebrate 10 episodes with a crazy concept, what would it be like to have a game similar to the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie? Apologies for the sound glitches at the end of the episode. Episode art by - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
9/13/25 • 40:19
How does cutting weeds inspire an epic sci-fi B film? Who is Charlie? Find out in this episode! Episode Art By - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
8/30/25 • 41:27
What do baby sharks in a jar and George Lucas have to do with each other? Find out in this episode! Note - There were some audio issues in this episode. We did what we could. Episode art by Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
8/16/25 • 24:36
We’re back from vacation and have another fun-filled episode of Nontopical! A visit to Alien Java and seeing a rocket launch helped to inspire this discussion of Aliens, Space Nukes, and the snow-globe cosmological model. Universal snow globes constructed by - The Factory Episode artwork by - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
8/2/25 • 34:09
Ever want to live in a world of 3D-printed houses, meal coins, and no political parties? A world where all politicians must first work for fire or police services? A world where food, clothing, water, and shelter are just a given? Then look no further than our Hypothetical Country and longest episode to date! Episode art by Kit L’Manburg flag inspired by Dream SMP Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
7/12/25 • 81:40
In this episode Kit and I discuss in great detail what a real-world immersive Among Us experience should be like. Cover art by - Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
6/29/25 • 36:53
It only takes Kit and Chris an hour to solve and fix the Star Wars sequel trilogy! Show Art by Kit Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
6/14/25 • 54:51
Chris and Kit discuss misunderstood vampires, the hypothetical $1000 our listeners will give us, and the origin and purpose of Nontopical. Episode art by Chris Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
5/31/25 • 25:47
What happens when you have a few derpy teeth that don’t play nice with the rest? Find out as Kit shares the story of his recent dental surgery, that was still better than A Minecraft Movie. Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
5/17/25 • 42:30
In this, the first episode of Nontopical, Chris and Kit discuss dental surgery, stinky flowers, and A Minecraft Movie, the film worse than dental surgery! Episode art by Kit. Donate! If you get value from our show, send us some value in return. ko-fi.com/nontopical Feedback Let us know what you think, or don’t feedback@nontopical.com
5/4/25 • 53:38
