Lyrics
At the bottom of the stairway
I turned round as I was
Ready to leave and said:
"Oh can I have my balls back, please?"
Well, they might not mean that much to you
But they sure as hell mean so much to me
So can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah
So I went to New York City to
See a doctor thinking maybe that he
Would understand the state I was in
He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
But you see the same thing's happened to me"
So now I'm home and I'm
Asking you just once more please
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah
Oh, and I don't know how much longer
I can live my life like this bring 'em back
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, how am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no
So can I have my balls back, please?
Yeah, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees
Oh, and I don't know how much longer
I can live my life like this come on
Bring 'em back they're no use to you anymore
Oh, bring them back to me
CANDIDA DOYLE, JARVIS BRANSON COCKER, MARK ANDREW WEBBER, NICK BANKS, STEPHEN PATRICK MACKEY
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