Not Actually Film Critics

المدة الإجمالية:62 h 25 min
I Saw the TV Glow (2024): Blood Types, Mobile Game Traps, and Australian Japanese
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94:15
House (1977): Blood Money, Horn Honking, and Avatar Spoilers
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109:10
Miss March (2009): Pickleball Fever, World Cup Villains, and Last-Minute Chaos
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103:51
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994): World Cup Conspiracies, IMAX Gripes, and Tiny Dinosaur Arms
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126:11
Ninja Terminator (1986): Giant TVs, Obsessions, and Ninja Nonsense
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82:51
Kung Fu Dunk (2008): Airbender Rants, World Cup Fixes, and Basketball Nonsense
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66:04
The King of Comedy (1982): GTA Pricing, Steam Machines, and Expensive Pipe Dreams
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73:29
The Fool (2014): World Cup Fever, Evangelion Lines, and Russian Despair
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87:30
The Disaster Artist (2017): Coffee Shop Mysteries, Lemon Tea Nostalgia, and Absolute Tangents
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85:47
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026): CRTs, Comic Cons, and Cosmic Plumbing
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82:17
The General (1926): Cement Pours, Witch Hats, and Silent-Era Stunts
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91:12
Hoppers (2025): Frodo vs Harry, Whale Facts, and Millennial Nostalgia
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103:54
Marty Supreme (2025): Moving Dates, Cult Leaders, and Cost-to-Fun Ratios
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118:47
Him (2025): Facial Recognition, NBA Takes, and Existential Dread
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98:11
GOAT (2026): Mewgenics Mastery, Near-Misses, and Fantasy League Regret
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114:55
Theodore Rex (1995): Renovation Hell, The Pitt, and Dinosaur Cop Nonsense
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101:21
Stuart Little (1999): Power Levels, Cat Videos, and a Talking Mouse That Still Works
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86:07
Dolittle (2020): Mewgenics Freedom, Gym Nightmares, and Talking Animal Regret
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89:48
Magnificent Warriors (1987): Daylight Savings Rage, Mewgenics Addiction, and Michelle Yeoh Mayhem
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97:47
13 Assassins (2010): Parking Debates, Laundry Miracles, and Samurai Carnage
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96:51
One Percenter (2024): Fireside Feasts, Madoka Trauma, and Martial Arts Mayhem
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80:34
Big Fish & Begonia (2016): Compound Names, Nioh 3, and Mythic Melancholy
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71:39
Zootopia 2 (2025): Immortality Chasing, Spoilers, and Existential Spirals
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109:11
The Legend of Hei 2 (2024): Isekais, Second Screens, and Emotional Damage
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87:01
Burning (2018): Slow Burns, Supermen, and Badlands Predators
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67:07
No Other Choice (2025): Oyster Ramen, Podcast Futures, and Year-One Reckoning
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96:00
Battle of the Sexes (2017): Year-End Wins, Plur1bus Spoilers, and Christmas Regrets
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126:00
Bugonia (2025): AI Slop, Skating Rinks, and the Movie We Definitely Didn’t Watch
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130:44
The Scarlet Letter (1995): Zootopia Drama, Saudi EA, and Human Robots
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92:35
Emma (2020): Plur1bus, Stranger Things, and Hong Kong Love Stories
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91:11
Frankenstein (2025): Gambling, Gargoyles, and Gripes About Disney
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93:51
The Blair Witch Project (1999): Butter, Dinosaurs, and Found Footage Fear
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84:26
Men in Black (1997): 4K Flexing, Dragon Maids, and Dressing Room Discomfort
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98:05
Demolition Man (1993): The Future Was a Taco Bell and We Still Blew It
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106:37
Bonus: Hades 2, Tactics Rumors, and Billion-Dollar Bummers
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41:14
The Lobster (2015): Sick Days, Chainsaws, and Crustacean Courtships
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87:33
WarGames (1983): Fincher Tangents, Demon Slayers, and Cold War Nerds
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94:14
The Day of the Dolphin (1973): Tactical Shenanigans, Talking Fish, and True Lies
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97:05
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970): Excuses, Silksong, and the Rise of the Machines
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87:40
Death to Smoochy (2002): Gochujang, Swords, and Sinister Puppets
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92:08