The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed there is a lot going on and the new feature is popping off! Thanks for all your brilliant voice notes and emails sharing your sayings that other people say... Plus this week Chris has a new nickname and shares his joy of packing cubes, Rosie reveals some crime drama grievances and the campaign to keep The Agadoo alive starts here! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/09/2026 • 64:16
We are back! After delivering you some of our best bits throughout the summer we are back with a brand new 'Please Keep Me Anonymous'. This week joining Chris and Rosie is British comedian and writer, Rachel Parris! The trio discuss period dramas and how you can tell your age by which Mr Darcy you fancy, they talk about getting emotional on stage and they even touch on politics - by accident! All of this plus a brilliant story from a listener. *TRIGGER WARNING* This episode contains a very brief discussion around miscarriage. You can catch Rachel in her show 'The Rachel Parris Songbook' for tickets visit rachelparris.co.uk If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/09/2026 • 40:34
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Rosie has turned 40, Chris gets emotional over The Nutty Professor and there is a big life event that no-one was expecting! Plus, Rosie devises a new feature, Chris catastrophises over some DJ equipment and the couple start using the word bleph in all the wrong ways. All of this and some non-beefs, questions from the public and a voicemail involving a dating ick and Gru from Despicable Me! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/09/2026 • 61:00
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, we're revisiting Chris and Rosie's chats with Rhys James, Suzi Ruffell, Mel Giedroyc, Greg James and Alice Levine! Mel tells all about her BAFTA wardrobe mishap, Rhys is missing a kidney, Suzi is crushing on Mel C and Alice and Greg delve deep into horse anatomy. All this with hilarious stories sent in by you and read by the guests! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/09/2026 • 63:01
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie reports back from The Fringe and she shares some thoughts about her identity and her 40th Birthday! Chris gives a guide to packing shopping and the pair share the concerns over Escooters! They also discuss curses, dentists, a mugging and working class parents. All of this plus beefs, questions from the public and a voicemail with a mistaken allergy! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/08/2026 • 63:52
This week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, features chats and stories with Matt Edmondson and Mollie King, Emma Doran, Joanna Page and Seann Walsh (or is it Shaun Wallace?!) Matt and Mollie chat sensory deprivation tanks, Emma asks Chris and Rosie how they'd feel about being a dominatrix, Seann talks about the shock of seeing Matt Hancock when he entered the Jungle and Joanna's had her tubes tied! All this plus our guests read out some hilarious PKMAs sent in by you! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/08/2026 • 71:14
This week on the podcast, Chris has single handedly been lowering the family golf handicap (someone’s got to!) and Rosie is planning a jam packed trip to Edinburgh Fringe! Chris has a big beef with Rosie, and they get a visitor in the studio... All this plus icks, QFTPs and voicenotes sent in by you! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/08/2026 • 60:30
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, we're revisiting Chris and Rosie's chats with Joel Dommett, Tom Davis, Stevie Martin and Maisie Adam! With stories about how Tom got his Nando's Black Card, Joel's dealings with Paul McKenna, Stevie's queer icon status and Maisie's crush on Zayn Malik, plus hilarious stories sent in by you! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/08/2026 • 74:07
This week's episode is dedicated to every parent during these summer holidays - let the whinge out! Chris and Rosie chat about their journey down to London with the kids, best (and possibly worst) post-night-out snacks, and about Chris's quest to find somewhere to fart in peace! There's Beefs, a holiday-themed lucrative sponsor, with icks and QFTPs to boot! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/08/2026 • 48:49
In the second instalment of Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, Chris and Rosie are joined by Greg Davies, Vogue Williams, Olly Murs and fellow podcasting duo Jordan North and William Hanson! They chat about the I'm A Celeb jungle, haircuts at Harrods, X factor and Greg's appearance on ChuckleVision. All this, with stories sent in by you and read out by the guests! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/08/2026 • 66:53
This week's Shagged Married Annoyed is a Plonkcast special! Chris and Rosie are freshly back from a trip to London with the kids, and have plenty of holiday beefs (one particularly revolving around fish goujons). There are voice notes, icks and Rosie remembers the Goonies very differently... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/08/2026 • 63:33
Welcome to the first of a bumper crop of Best Ofs episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous, featuring some of the most hilarious moments with Chris and Rosie's guests! This episode features Sam Ryder, Jordan Stevens, Joanne McNally and Bridget Christie, chatting all things foxes, farm labour and zombie apocalypses, alongside some juicy stories sent in by you! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/08/2026 • 58:36
On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and are celebrating their 12 year wedding anniversary! They discuss trust issues, true crime, communal food and kids making friends on holiday! There's also some air con wars, an unfortunate game of cornhole, Stuart Little 2 chat and Rosie announces that it's National Lip Stick Day! All of this plus Beefs, a fabulous voice note and some great Questions from the Public! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31/07/2026 • 69:47
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant writer, actor and comedian Rosie Jones! Rosie is on to talk about her Edinburgh show that is running for the whole of the fringe! They also discuss eating and drinking habits during the festival and why Rosie is down to one drink per week. They discuss what Rosie would have done if she wasn’t a comedian and what it felt like hearing Jimmy Carr tell a joke she’d written! All of this plus a Please Keep Me Anonymous story that sparks a debate in the studio! To book tickets to Rosie’s Edinburgh run visit rosiejonescomedy.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! : shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com : 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/07/2026 • 43:56
On the podcast this week Rosie joins us from her luteal phase and has some beef with her period tracking app! Chris has got himself a new catchphrase (which isn't approved) and they have had correspondence from a listener whose group chat caused some serious googling about the whereabouts of Chris Ramsey. Beefs include raw dogging supplements and some questionable vaping advice. All of this plus some QFTPs and a tube ick! Enjoy... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/07/2026 • 47:36
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by Kaiser Chiefs frontman and all-round legend, Ricky Wilson. Ricky is on to chat about his part in Grease The Immersive Musical but in true Shagged Married Annoyed fashion they go on many tangents! Chris begins with some fan Girling and then the three discuss panel shows, scary movies, their joint love of TK Maxx, and weird things Ricky has said to famous musicians. There’s a great Please Keep Me Anonymous and we find out which West End show Rosie missed out on and Ricky shares a story about the time he had a fight with Johnny Rotten! For tickets for Grease The Immersive Musical visit greasetheimmersivemoviemusical.com/tickets If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/07/2026 • 48:53
Chris and Rosie are back from a very hot and sweaty trip to London... how much Sudocream did Chris need and more importantly, did the eyebrows stay intact? The pair have some customer service beef plus some passive aggressive interactions with restaurant staff. Chris shares why he is finally done with stag do's and the world of dirty talking cars is revealed! All of this plus a World Cup Ick, some 90's parenting and a nasty seagull! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/07/2026 • 56:52
If you're not hungry now, you will be after to listening to this! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by Chef extraordinaire Tom Kerridge! As well as talking about his new TV Series 'Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy', they also discuss what life was like as an upcoming chef in London in the 90's, Tom's favourite cuisine and why a Greggs Sausage Roll is still a staple! Tom also reads a story from a SMA , Chris reveals his fond memories of eating at one of Tom's restaurants and Rosie recounts the time she almost vomited on live TV! Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy is a 6 x 30 series made by South Shore and Bone Soup for ITV1 and ITVX, proudly supported by M&S Food. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/07/2026 • 40:15
World Cup Fever has reached The Ramsey Household! The couple discuss The Mexico game and how they feel about Erling Haaland! Rosie has had her eyebrows done, Chris witnessed a man in need of a car, and the pair go down a True Crim rabbit hole!. There's beefs, religion, an embarrassing moment at a Baby Shower and Rosie shares a story from the public... but it sounds quite familiar! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/07/2026 • 69:44
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian Charlie Baker! Charlie and Rosie bond over their love of Musical Theatre and share what it’s like being the singer in the family! The trio discuss bad Edinburgh shows, the time that Charlie got forked off stage and why he thinks everyone should do stand up once in their life! Charlie also parts some marriage advice and reveals that he’s a tap dancer as well as a singer and a comedian (a triple threat!) . All this plus a brilliant story from one of you lot! To book tickets to Charlie's 'Go Get it' tour visit linktr.ee/charliebakercomedian If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/07/2026 • 45:06
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris has been on yet ANOTHER trip. This one involved a lot of Guinness, a lost passport and an early exit. The pair discuss trouser shorts, arm tights, losing airpods and and what happens when you take a good banana through airport security. All of this plus some brilliant beefs, (foot wash anyone?) a verruca update, some Mormon Wife correspondence and a BJJ injury. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/07/2026 • 62:55
On today's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, author and actor, Russell Kane! The trio discuss Sanddancers, life as an omnivert, and an unforgettable night in Berlin! Russell chats about his kids book When Brian Met Terry and his upcoming role as Romeo in the forth coming production of Romeo and Juliet which is takes place in September at The New Vic in Newcastle-under-Lyme. All of this plus a nostalgic look back to when Russell and Chris first met and a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous story! For tickets to Romeo and Juliet newvictheatre.org.uk/book-tickets You can find both Russell's Children's books - Pet Selector and When Brian Met Terry at all good bookshops and online. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/07/2026 • 50:16
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey provide an alternative to party bags, could a bucket full of pound coins be the way forward? Chris has some Father's day beef and he reveals the results of his latest medical. Rosie shares fears that she had at the kids sports day and explains why Chris can't ever get his ear's pierced. As well as this there's BBQ chat, new Pj's and a potential 20 minute set about tin foil! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/06/2026 • 54:54
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by actress, podcaster and all round brilliant Natalie Cassidy! The three discuss favourite swear words, life after Eastenders and what it's like having a teenage daughter. Natalie reads a great Please Keep Me Anonymous story and tells Chris and Rosie why she loved performing at The Mighty Hoopla! Natalie also talks about what inspired her to make the documentary series, Natalie Cassidy: Caring Together whereby she sets out to get a Health and Social Care qualification. And if she wasn't busy enough she also has a podcast called Life With Nat. On the pod Natalie talks to various members of her family about the realties of every day life! You can find Natalie Cassidy: Caring Together on BBC Iplayer or click here: Natalie Cassidy: Caring Together Life with Nat is available wherever you get your podcasts! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on Shagged Married Annoyed, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/06/2026 • 38:22
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris has returned home a very tired guy! He has some hotel party beef and could potentially either weep or faint... The couple discuss Rosie's exercise injury, Lynx Africa and there is a coffee cup dispute! Questions from the public cover some mystery liquid, an HP Sauce Bottle and a getting ready ick. There's also some voice notes that include a reverse ick and a weather app invention! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/06/2026 • 54:23
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and TV Host Ed Gamble! As well getting nostalgic about their Edinburgh Days, the trio discuss star signs, Real House Wives and Rosie reveals why she thinks she is addicted to her extended family... Ed talks about his upcoming tour Fresh Hell, his new TV Series Unacceptable and he reads one of your horrible stories! For tickets to Ed's tour visit edgamble.co.uk You can watch Unacceptable on TLC at 9pm from July 5th If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/06/2026 • 45:09
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Chris's Golf Trip, 90's parenting, the importance of boredom and why Rosie loves slagging of Chris to the kids... There's Beefs, QFTP's, shopping substitutions and a camping toilet story! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/06/2026 • 62:26
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, writer and and Taskmaster alumni, Lucy Beaumont. The trio start with some trapped wind chat, Gum Tree Pets and Lucy's Ghost Cat. They discuss Lucy's upcoming tour, what YouTube is good for and why some influencers really annoy Lucy! All this plus a brilliant story from one of you lovely listeners! Lucy's tour 'Bad at Quiz Shows, Good With Weirdos' starts in September. For tickets go to lucybeaumont.co.uk If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Try Huel Lite Ramen — the new lighter instant noodle launching 2 June. Under 230 calories, 25g protein, ready in 5 minutes. Use code SMA for £10 off at https://my.huel.com/SMA. New customers only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/06/2026 • 37:52
On this week's Shagged married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey have a holiday debrief, Chris suggests a 40th Birthday trip for Rosie, and a new way to get rid of warts and potentially verruca's is shared on the podcast! Rosie reveals her thoughts on Baby Showers, Chris had some beef over weather icons and the pair get deep over AI... All of this plus a brilliant voice note, more A1 sex shop chat and some second hand gold clubs! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/06/2026 • 61:22
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the wonderful Mel Giedroyc. Mel joins the pair the day after The BAFTAS and has a brilliant reveal about her outfit. They discuss award ceremonies, talking Italian and Mel shares her TMJ problem post Last One Laughing... We hear a story from a SMA and there's even some Strictly chat! As well as this Mel talks about her brilliant podcast, Where There's a Will There's a Wake which is available every week, wherever you get your podcasts! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/06/2026 • 41:50
