Autor: Dee Dee Ramone, Joey Ramone, Johnny Ramone, Tommy Ramone
Letras
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin, cretin
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop
Cretin, cretin
One-two-three-four, cretins want to hop some more
Four-five-six-seven, all good cretins go to heaven
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin, cretin
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop
Cretin, cretin
One-two-three-four, cretins want to hop some more
Four-five-six-seven, all good cretins go to heaven
Douglas Colvin, Jeff Hyman, John Cummings, Thomas Erdelyi