The Empty Threats

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The Empty Threats are an energetic/ eccentric 5-piece post-punk/noise-rock band from Kaurna Land/Adelaide in South Australia. With a perfect blend of influences from across many genres and a captivating and unique live performance, the band is a cornerstone live act amongst the Adelaide music community. The band takes influences from Shame, Dry Cleaning & Tropical Fuck Storm & have shared stages with Jimmy Barnes, Noiseworks, Methyl Ethyl, Mild Life.

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2025 The Empty Threats: 12-09-2025

happy birthday

01	phone call	The Empty Threats	happy birthday			02:29
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin
02	love from mum and dad	The Empty Threats	happy birthday			00:11
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond
03	the one	The Empty Threats	happy birthday			03:33
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond
04	hope deny	The Empty Threats	happy birthday			03:25
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz - Charlotte O'broin - Lenny Regione
05	want someone	The Empty Threats	happy birthday			02:40
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz
06	skye's theme	The Empty Threats	happy birthday			04:34
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz
07	the game show is started	The Empty Threats	happy birthday			00:15
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz

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2023 P.A.K. Records: 28-07-2023

Monster Truck Mondays

01	ATACB	The Empty Threats	Monster Truck Mondays			03:56
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin
02	Boys in the Gutter	The Empty Threats	Monster Truck Mondays			02:12
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin
03	New Jet Ski	The Empty Threats	Monster Truck Mondays			05:04
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin
04	Two Years	The Empty Threats	Monster Truck Mondays			06:41
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin
05	Monster Truck Mondays	The Empty Threats	Monster Truck Mondays			02:30
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin
06	Dear Sunshine	The Empty Threats	Monster Truck Mondays			03:10
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin
07	National Treasure	The Empty Threats	Monster Truck Mondays			01:30
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin

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EPs

2025 The Empty Threats: 05-09-2025

want someone

01	want someone	The Empty Threats	want someone			02:40
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz
02	bus stop	The Empty Threats	want someone			03:24
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz
03	the one	The Empty Threats	want someone			03:33
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz
04	phone call	The Empty Threats	want someone			02:29
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz

PAK Music: 19-11-2021

The Empty Threats

01	U	The Empty Threats	The Empty Threats			02:44
	Writer: Stu Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Katie Pomery
02	Alright	The Empty Threats	The Empty Threats			04:32
	Writer: Stu Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Katie Pomery
03	K	The Empty Threats	The Empty Threats			03:33
	Writer: Stu Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Katie Pomery
04	Sightseeing	The Empty Threats	The Empty Threats			03:10
	Writer: Stu Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Katie Pomery
05	Can't Think About Myself	The Empty Threats	The Empty Threats			03:50
	Writer: Stu Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Katie Pomery
06	Outside	The Empty Threats	The Empty Threats			04:27
	Writer: Stu Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Katie Pomery

698759 Records DK: 08-03-2019

Ablutions

01	Magnolia	The Empty Threats	Ablutions			03:25
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matthew Schultz - Stuart Patterson - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond
02	Loss of Breath	The Empty Threats	Ablutions			05:46
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matthew Schultz - Stuart Patterson - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond
03	Stubbornness	The Empty Threats	Ablutions			04:10
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matthew Schultz - Stuart Patterson - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond
04	Wasted Time	The Empty Threats	Ablutions			06:11
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matthew Schultz - Stuart Patterson - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond

Singles

2025 The Empty Threats: 31-07-2025

bus stop

01	bus stop	The Empty Threats	bus stop			03:23
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz - Stuart Patterson
02	the one	The Empty Threats	bus stop			03:32
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz - Stuart Patterson
03	phone call	The Empty Threats	bus stop			02:28
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz - Stuart Patterson

℗ 2025 Empty Threats: 14-05-2025

the one

01	the one	The Empty Threats	the one			03:32
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Matt Schultz - Venus Venus - Michael Bond - Lenny Regione - Stuart Patterson
02	phone call	The Empty Threats	the one			02:28
	Writer: Stuart Patterson / Composers: Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Venus Venus - Matt Schultz - Stuart Patterson

℗ 2025 Empty Threats: 27-02-2025

Phone Call

01	Phone Call	The Empty Threats	Phone Call			02:28
	Writer: Stuart Patterson

2023 P.A.K. Records distributed by Gaga Digi: 19-04-2023

Evil Eye

01	Evil Eye	The Empty Threats	Evil Eye			04:44
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin
02	ATACB	The Empty Threats	Evil Eye			03:56
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin
03	Boys in the Gutter	The Empty Threats	Evil Eye			02:12
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Lenny Regione - Michael Bond - Charlotte O'broin

℗ 2023 P.A.K. Records: 14-03-2023

ATACB

01	ATACB	The Empty Threats	ATACB			03:58
	Writer: The Empty Threats / Composers: The Empty Threats
02	Boys in the Gutter	The Empty Threats	ATACB			02:14
	Writer: The Empty Threats / Composers: The Empty Threats

℗ 2022 The Empty Threats: 15-12-2022

Boys in the Gutter

01	Boys in the Gutter	The Empty Threats	Boys in the Gutter			02:14
	Writer: The Empty Threats / Composers: The Empty Threats

PAK Music: 30-07-2021

K

01	K	The Empty Threats	K			03:33
	Composers: The Empty Threats

PAK Music: 16-03-2021

U

01	U	The Empty Threats	U			02:44
	Composers: Stuart Patterson - Matt Schultz - Katie Pomery - Michael Bond - Lenny Regione

2019 The Empty Threats: 25-07-2019

Sanity Russel

01	Sanity Russel	The Empty Threats	Sanity Russel			03:27
	Composers: Lenny Regione - Matt Schultz - Stuart Patterson - Michael Bond

698759 Records DK: 04-11-2018

Magnolia

01	Magnolia	The Empty Threats	Magnolia			03:25
	Composers: The Empty Threats