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Regina Hardon is a globally recognised ultra famous pop-rap icon, known for her family-friendly style and subtle, subdued lyricism. After being found in a malanga leaf within the walled gardens of Buckingham Palace, the self-proclaimed Queen of Music began recording sex-fuelled synth pop in an attempt to “become closer to a higher power.” At just six months old, the singer wrote her first song, Never Been to Mexico, and her parents knew she was destined to be a star.
Debuting in 2023 with her first collection of poetry, the Bucket Pussy EP, the star quickly rose to fame after the success of the #1 smash hit In The Air. The track was held in high regard for its intricate storytelling and its fearless celebration of human desire. The song is now certified 10× Wood in the UK and is considered the greatest song of all time by everyone on Earth.
Hardon continued to release timeless classics such as Flicking My Bean, a synth track which she described in an interview with RuPaul as “a tender ode to the sanctity of self-love” that “exposes the complexity of a woman.” The song performed exceptionally, reaching #172 on the Khia Asylum Hot 100, and became the official national anthem of Kazakhstan.
However, after the release of her third single, Sex Machine, the icon took a year-long hiatus for reasons still unknown. It is believed that the songwriter took a break from music and social media in order to focus on recovery after having a vaginal hair transplant and a triple foot removal surgery. Nevertheless, the artist has now returned, teasing her latest single, Instructions, a song that critics predict will increase national GDP by 52% and potentially spread the gay agenda in ways never seen before.
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