Kurt Metzger

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(P) 2014 Comdey Central Records: 11-07-2014

White Precious

01	Get Ready for a Letdown!	Kurt Metzger	White Precious			06:08
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
02	Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart	Kurt Metzger	White Precious			02:08
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
03	Kurt Metzger Needs to Get out More.	Kurt Metzger	White Precious			06:47
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
04	No One Has Suffered More Than Me	Kurt Metzger	White Precious			02:57
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
05	Ricky! Noooooooooo!	Kurt Metzger	White Precious			03:08
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
06	I'm Basically Salman Rushdie.	Kurt Metzger	White Precious			04:18
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
07	Last of the Great White Jobs.	Kurt Metzger	White Precious			04:21
	Composers: Kurt Metzger

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(P) 2011 Comdey Central Records: 27-06-2011

Talks to Young People About Sex

01	The Gulf Spill Affects All of Us, And Guidos.	Kurt Metzger	Talks to Young People About Sex			03:59
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
02	Some Things You Do Not Joke About!	Kurt Metzger	Talks to Young People About Sex			01:19
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
03	Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1.	Kurt Metzger	Talks to Young People About Sex			04:28
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
04	Cash4gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, And You!	Kurt Metzger	Talks to Young People About Sex			02:56
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
05	A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone to Forgive Tiger Woods.	Kurt Metzger	Talks to Young People About Sex			04:19
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
06	Kurt Talks to Young People About Fat Chicks and Alaska.	Kurt Metzger	Talks to Young People About Sex			03:57
	Composers: Kurt Metzger
07	A Heavy Mexican Lunch with Ice Cream for Dessert.	Kurt Metzger	Talks to Young People About Sex			01:46
	Composers: Kurt Metzger

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2009 Kurt Metzger: 15-12-2009

Noël

01	Joy to the World	Kurt Metzger	Noël			03:50
	Composers: Lowell Mason
02	Good King Wenceslas	Kurt Metzger	Noël			03:17
	Composers: Traditional English Tune
03	God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen	Kurt Metzger	Noël			02:42
	Composers: Traditional English Carol
04	While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks	Kurt Metzger	Noël			03:18
	Composers: Traditional, "Yorkshire Carol"
05	Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming	Kurt Metzger	Noël			03:33
	Composers: Traditional German Tune
06	The First Noël	Kurt Metzger	Noël			04:08
	Composers: Traditional English Carol
07	O Little Town of Bethlehem	Kurt Metzger	Noël			03:16
	Composers: Traditional English Tune

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2008 Kurt Metzger: 09-12-2008

The Warmest Christmas

01	O Tannenbaum	Kurt Metzger	The Warmest Christmas			03:10
	Composers: Traditional German Tune
02	Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas	Kurt Metzger	The Warmest Christmas			03:31
	Composers: Hugh Martin
03	Angels We Have Heard On High	Kurt Metzger	The Warmest Christmas			04:06
	Composers: Traditional French Carol
04	O Come, Little Children	Kurt Metzger	The Warmest Christmas			03:14
	Composers: Johann Abraham Peter Schulz
05	I'll Be Home For Christmas	Kurt Metzger	The Warmest Christmas			02:51
	Composers: Walter Kent; Kim Gannon; Buck Ram
06	Nu Tändas Tusen Juleljus (A Thousand Candles Now Are Lit)	Kurt Metzger	The Warmest Christmas			02:32
	Composers: Emmy Köhler
07	What Child Is This?	Kurt Metzger and Kim Jeanselme	The Warmest Christmas			04:36
	Composers: Traditional English Tune

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2025 Ruckus Comedy: 01-01-2025

Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24

01	Citizen's Arrest	Tony Rock	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			05:28
	Writer: Anthony Rock
02	See Something Say Something	Tony Rock	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			03:37
	Writer: Anthony Rock
03	Newark	Gary Cannon	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			03:50
	Writer: Gary Cannon
04	Home Depot	Gary Cannon	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			04:45
	Writer: Gary Cannon
05	Have To Be Hot	Maureen Langan	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			03:16
	Writer: Maureen Langan
06	Double Standard	Maureen Langan	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			06:34
	Writer: Maureen Langan
07	Cat Noises	Orlando Baxter	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			06:16
	Writer: Orlando Baxter

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℗ 2025 Ruckus Comedy: 22-07-2025

Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24

01	Citizen's Arrest (Live)	Tony Rock	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			05:28
	Writer: Tony Rock / Composers: Tony Rock
02	See Something Say Something (Live)	Tony Rock	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			03:37
	Writer: Tony Rock / Composers: Tony Rock
03	Newark (Live)	Gary Cannon	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			03:50
	Writer: Gary Cannon / Composers: Gary Cannon
04	Home Depot (Live)	Gary Cannon	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			04:45
	Writer: Gary Cannon / Composers: Gary Cannon
05	Have To Be Hot (Live)	Maureen Langan	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			03:16
	Writer: Maureen Langan / Composers: Maureen Langan
06	Double Standard (Live)	Maureen Langan	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			06:34
	Writer: Maureen Langan / Composers: Maureen Langan
07	Cat Noises (Live)	Orlando Baxter	Ruckus Comedy Presents: Gotham Comedy Live, Vol. 24			06:16
	Writer: Orlando Baxter / Composers: Orlando Baxter

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2018 Just For Laughs: 01-03-2018

Just for Laughs: The Nasty Show, Vol. 2

01	High School Crush (Jfl 2012)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs: The Nasty Show, Vol. 2			01:04
02	Bragging Mom (Jfl 2012)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs: The Nasty Show, Vol. 2			00:28
03	Ex-Boyfriend (Jfl 2012)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs: The Nasty Show, Vol. 2			00:59
04	Std Test (Jfl 2009)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs: The Nasty Show, Vol. 2			03:34
05	Prison (Jfl 2009)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs: The Nasty Show, Vol. 2			01:20
06	Parrot (Jfl 2009)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs: The Nasty Show, Vol. 2			00:56
07	Fat Women (Jfl 2006)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs: The Nasty Show, Vol. 2			01:44

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2019 Just For Laughs: 18-11-2019

Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 10

01	Picking up Pills (Jfl 2016)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 10			04:12
	Writer: Aparna Nancherla / Composers: Aparna Nancherla
02	The Nap Sandwich (Jfl 2016)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 10			02:17
	Writer: Aparna Nancherla / Composers: Aparna Nancherla
03	Trump's Assassination (Jfl 2016)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 10			04:57
	Writer: Bert Kreischer / Composers: Bert Kreischer
04	Safe Word (Jfl 2016)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 10			02:05
	Writer: Bert Kreischer / Composers: Bert Kreischer
05	Black Dudes in the States (Jfl 2016)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 10			03:24
	Writer: Byron Bowers / Composers: Byron Bowers
06	Women's Rights (Jfl 2016)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 10			03:39
	Writer: Byron Bowers / Composers: Byron Bowers
07	Fake LinkedIn Profile (Jfl 2016)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 10			04:54
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman

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2019 Just For Laughs: 18-11-2019

Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 8

01	Itchy Balls (Jfl 2013)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 8			07:05
	Writer: Big Jay Oakerson / Composers: Big Jay Oakerson
02	Good Sex (Jfl 2013)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 8			04:01
	Writer: Brad Williams / Composers: Brad Williams
03	My Tits Sweat (Jfl 2013)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 8			02:39
	Writer: Brian Posehn / Composers: Brian Posehn
04	Angel Cum Food (Jfl 2013)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 8			03:41
	Writer: Brian Posehn / Composers: Brian Posehn
05	Perfume Ads (Jfl 2013)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 8			04:08
	Writer: Celia Pacquola / Composers: Celia Pacquola
06	Sleep Talking (Jfl 2013)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 8			02:58
	Writer: Celia Pacquola / Composers: Celia Pacquola
07	Woman's Phone Number (Jfl 2013)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Funny AF, Vol. 8			01:59
	Writer: Dan St. Germain / Composers: Dan St. Germain

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2019 Just For Laughs: 27-02-2019

Just for Laughs - Premium, Vol. 38

01	Piñata (Jfl 2014)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Premium, Vol. 38			07:08
	Writer: Al Madrigal / Composers: Al Madrigal
02	Romance These Days (Jfl 2014)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Premium, Vol. 38			02:54
	Writer: Darcy Michael / Composers: Darcy Michael
03	Stoned Husband (Jfl 2014)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Premium, Vol. 38			03:41
	Writer: Darcy Michael / Composers: Darcy Michael
04	Parents (Jfl 2014)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Premium, Vol. 38			06:40
	Writer: Graham Chittenden / Composers: Graham Chittenden
05	Adultery (Jfl 2014)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Premium, Vol. 38			03:54
	Writer: Jerrod Carmichael / Composers: Jerrod Carmichael
06	Sex with Drinks (Jfl 2014)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Premium, Vol. 38			02:45
	Writer: Jerrod Carmichael / Composers: Jerrod Carmichael
07	White Phone Calls (Jfl 2014)	Various Artists	Just for Laughs - Premium, Vol. 38			05:00
	Writer: Kurt Metzger / Composers: Kurt Metzger

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