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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Coming To a Stage Near YOU!
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about GOING ON TOUR with a brand NEW show! Tickets for Katherine Ryan: BattleAxe will be available from Friday March 1st and she's definitely coming to a city or town near you. She's learned a lot since touring when Fred was born and will be doing things a little bit differently this time. Plus, Billie Eilish gets into trouble with the TikTok microceleb gang, Paris Hilton loves being a nepobaby but it's not for everyone, and the Kardashians are selling their used and unwanted goods online but...where is the money going? Also, your letters on secret baby's fathers, gambling addictions, being jobless and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
52:46 24/02/2024
Did She Really BLANK Celine Dion!?!?
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending many red carpets this week, meeting The Queen, and our Fenna leaving some of her placenta behind. Also, she's catching up on a whirlwind week for Taylor and Taylor's Boyfriend as they dominate both the Grammy's and the SuperBowl...but did she really BLANK Celine Dion? Parental Guidance launches on W Channel Mondays at 9pm and all episodes are available to stream for free on UKTV Play. Are you watching it and if so, what are your thoughts? Many letters to catch up on regarding teen medical autonomy, sperm conquests, threesomes, an ex checking your phone and creepy men at it again. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
63:15 16/02/2024
We're Pronouncing Taylor's Boyfriend's Name Wrong!
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a horrifying mistake at a recent celeb party that left her shaken AND stirred. As physicists everywhere work furiously to crunch the numbers on how Taylor Swift will travel across time zones to make it to the Super Bowl on time, we find out that we've been pronouncing Travis Kelce's name wrong this entire time! The heated feud between Nikki Minaj and Meghan Thee Stallion comes to a boil, plus your letters on teenaged autonomy, reminiscing with an ex turned BAD, and more potty training. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
44:45 03/02/2024
Oscar Snubs any Paychecks
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Sex in The City catalogue being conquered by Netflix in the streaming wars! Are Gen Z's Brody's age ready for the unfiltered content of THAT SHOW? Carrie's iconic tutu sold for tens of thousands while Samantha strolls onto set for ten minutes and allegedly bags a cool million for her trouble. Katherine shares a controversial opinion about the Barbie movie Oscar snubs that might lose her a few feminist friends....also, your letters on cheating, handsy PE teachers, and navigating religious objections to school curriculum in your marriage. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
48:34 27/01/2024
Mean Girls and How Often We Do It
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an interview question that's been picked up by the tabloid press this week. HOW OFTEN are she and Bobby getting it in? Are you an oversharer or more private about your marital life? Also, Katherine and Violet are invited to the MEAN GIRLS screening and it was a massive deal. Plus, your letters....mostly about women having affairs! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58:00 19/01/2024
Golden Globes - Tough Gig
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this year's Golden Globes Host, Jo Koy getting a frosty reception from the star-studded audience. It's a tough gig! Plus. several hot couples of the moment canoodled in the theatre. Do you care? Comedian Kat Williams (who I wish had hosted the GG) spilled a BUNCH of tea on a now-viral podcast this week and included the statement 'Women can't find a man because they are acting like men'. Hmmm.... Also, your letters on Munchausen, Foster Drama, Ancestral Matriarchs and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
52:17 10/01/2024
Potty Trained By Age 1
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything in one CLEAR place about early potty training, as everyone is always asking! SEND this episode to your expectant friend, play it OUT LOUD at the actual baby shower, SHARE it far and wide so that we can live in a society with fewer nappies PLEASE. Or don't. No judgement. Also, House of Kardashian launches worldwide, Gypsy Rose is released from prison, Sienna Miller welcomes a baby and your letters on strange allergies, living with your MIL, being the only woman left, and loving a man who won't commit. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
61:44 04/01/2024
Disneyland with Small Children
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about booking a Christmas trip to Disneyland Paris for the family and what hell that turned out to be for her. Should families with small children just stay home or push themselves out of their comfort zones for a chance at adventure. Also, Katherine has learned a lot about engagement on social media this week by annoying conspiracy theorists with a clip of last week's podcast. Plus, your letters on strange diseases, feeling trapped, abusive neighbours, gay cleaning kinks and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
56:52 30/12/2023
Christmas, Celine Dion, Britney, and Humourless Celiacs
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Christmas guests and why she imposed a newborn visit BAN which has since been lifted. Celine Dion's sister speaks out about her progressing disease while Justin Timberlake throws shade Britney's way during a Vegas performance. Plus, the UK 'coeliacs' (celiacs in Canadian spelling) have reacted to Vanessa Feltz' comments on This Morning with vigor. Should they have a sense of humour about themselves for their own mental benefit? Also, your letters on being the breadwinner, showing up to your bully's funeral, body image and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
73:26 22/12/2023
Wore Tights To A Pedicure
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the definitive end of her 'Do Men Really Want a Mess' experiment. It doesn't matter if they do. She hasn't got the stomach for it and now her car needs a deep clean. Also, she wears tights to a pedicure in central London with disastrous results. Plus, Cardi B is single! And do celebrities have a responsibility to be transparent about their use of Ozempic? Your letters this week on friendship, relationships, weight, and DADS with post natal depression. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
78:14 15/12/2023
'Trailer Swift'
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Taylor Swift being named Time's Woman of the Year and the accompanying article which details how Kim K allegedly recorded her illegally, edited and maliciously released a phone call to absolve Kanye. Whose side are you on? Was this 'mean girl' antics or was Kim K simply protecting her very toxic partner? Elsewhere, Angelina Jolie opens up about her divorce from Brad Pitt. Their courtship was a wild time to be alive and Katherine reflects on the Jen vs. Angie 'FEUD'. Plus, your letters on vulval pain and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
53:32 08/12/2023
Surrogacy and The Return of Bobby K
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Paris Hilton's surprise announcement that she's gone and had another baby! Women are having babies like men and WE ARE HERE FOR IT. Also, friend of the show, Bobby K stumbles into the podcast studio and is roped into an interview about a special date night and African food. Plus, your letters on exes, kinks, and pain during arousal. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
73:23 24/11/2023
Megan's on Viagra
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Megan's shocking brush with death this week. Also, Katherine went to a Roman Bath Spa and gave Bobby's gardener a terrible surprise. Also, your letters about unfair employment practices, half-siblings, moving abroad for a partner, fancying your physio, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
60:47 16/11/2023
Dreams and Why High Performance Women Cheat
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to analyse dreams by writing down as many details as possible and putting 'YOU' and your perspective in each character's place. A successful woman in a happy marriage shares her story on the other side of an affair and WOW we are floored by it. Plus, your letters xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
59:00 08/11/2023
Cheating Scandal
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about keeping her cool at the dinner table whilst a random woman took a shower in her home!?!? What does this even mean? How is Australia for real and are there ANY members clubs that are suitable for the kids? Plus, your letters on liars and neurodivergent partners, x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
53:44 01/11/2023
Burning Bridges
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a once in a lifetime gig that was just supposed to be a quiet date night. She's trying not to burn bridges but....spills the tea on a women's magazine that just wants to talk about men. Bobby forgets to put gas in the car, Katherine antagonises the family of a small dog, plus your letters on unfunny partners, co-sleeping and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
56:32 26/10/2023
Glamour Tracksuit
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending two shimmering awards in London this week and juggling glam with two sick kids at home. She met LENA DUNHAM and brought a tracksuit for the ride home. Also, Katherine calls her sister, Kerrie who she hasn't heard from in weeks. Plus, your letters on scantily clad teens, banging in the Natural History Museum Whale, being bullied by your supervisor and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
66:25 19/10/2023
The Dog
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's garden and whether Violet will be having another party anytime soon. Also, your votes have been cast in the HOT debate over whether last week's listener's daughter should get the dog back or whether it should stay with her auntie. Plus, your (upsetting) letters on hearing about your daughter's sex life, banging in a blue whale and what's going on with Kravis? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
49:51 11/10/2023
Permission Waiver
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about asking for signed parental permission before allowing any non-relative teen to enter her property. What else can we do to keep them safe!?! It it an overstep to hire security to follow Violet around for the next five years or more??? Katherine's had a fun couple of weeks, attending parties with her mum and having pizza for her fourth anniversary married to the world's hunkiest dad. Also, your letters on dog custody, stalkers, and helpful responses for last podcast's listener emails. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
48:37 03/10/2023
A Rainy Day
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby getting ticketed whilst waiting for Fred outside nursery. She's lost weight - though is it okay to be happy about it? Billionaires can save their clapping when it comes to problems they could fix with ACTUAL CASH. Plus, 'NO' - not that anyone is listening, and your letters on cheating, evil partners evicting Grans, troubled teens and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
39:55 21/09/2023
Prince Harry KNOWS ME
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an argument at home about a sandwich all because toddlers are (pea)nuts. Bobby stole steaks from the neighbour and YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE because Katherine bumped into The Duke of Sussex this week. Plus, your emails about paintings, handsy friends and secret babies. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
54:04 14/09/2023
Men Trying To Put Me In Prison
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's week of going around London being harassed. WHY don't these men understand what's going to happen to them if this behaviour is witnessed by Katherine herself!!? Also, customer service is so important - whatever the business. Plus, your letters on breakups, bad sisters, pathological liars and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
51:20 29/08/2023
Chatting to My Friend Dane Baptiste About Comedy on Audible
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about comedy on Audible in this bonus episode with her friend Dane Baptiste. They talk about wasting time, the comedy circuit and paranormal experiences. Check out comedy on Audible - www.audible.co.uk. Subscription required. See audible.co.uk for terms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
45:12 17/08/2023
It Was All Over My ARMS
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about bringing the whole family on a work trip in the South of France and HOW THAT WENT. There's been an important update to last week's terrifying cliffhanger about the status with Katherine's friend and HUGE dilemmas from you today on threesomes and fancying married men at work. Did you see the drama with Tarryn Manning on social media? Install a breathalyzer onto your phone AT ONCE. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
64:38 16/08/2023
Montgomery Riverboat Brawl
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a very serious fight in Alabama that has sparked funny memes. Is it ok to laugh ADJACENT to something that isn't funny? Also, leaving an ex can be downright dangerous and Katherine is looking for advice for a friend in a serious divorce predicament. Plus, your letters on 'tolerating' step kids, getting implants to satisfy a husband's search history, and pulling your child out of a nursery who've recently employed...A MAN. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
41:55 10/08/2023
What's Happening With Lizzo!?
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything (on this, the number one lesbian podcast we think) about why there have been cameras in the house and how you might be involved.....it's basically an announcement! Katherine's worried about Britney, but for real this time and Lizzo faces a lawsuit from THREE of her dancers. What's going on there? Katherine struggles to find a weekend nanny, plus your letters on a stalker at work, an HPV diagnosis and going through your best friend's phone. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
56:59 02/08/2023
Joanne's Eyebrows
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything this week about finally getting some sleep and feeling like doing more stand-up might actually be the cure for postnatal slump. Joanne has finally fixed her eyebrows, Carlee Russell was shown empathy this week, Violet saw the Barbie movie and your letters have been ON FIRE. Cheating scandals, sexual domination in the workplace, homophobic families, conspiracy theorist moms, third-wheeling on holiday and more! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
63:45 26/07/2023
Blue Dress Gold Dress
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the pure toxicity of 2000's reality TV and what it's been like having cameras in the house this week. Do reality shows put a strain on families and marriages? Internet fame seems to as the man responsible for breaking the internet with the 'blue/black dress gold/white dress' controversy of 2015 faces charges of domestic violence. Katherine is trying to get back on stage in preparation for an upcoming show at The Roundhouse in Camden, plus your letters about juggling men, w*nking in bed, a married woman who fancies another woman and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
57:30 19/07/2023
Leaked Texts To Warn Women
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week's Jonah Hill controversy. What the heck is going on there. Was it emotional abuse as it's being called? Or is it okay to be honest in your relationship and set boundaries? Who dates a professional surfer and then asks her not to post pics in a bathing suit? Were his alleged requests misogyny dressed up as 'boundaries' or what? Also, some HPV chat and an unlikely ad for Landrover. Plus, your letters about coparenting, therapy, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
59:43 12/07/2023
Introducing...Kathy Burke's 'Where There's a Will, There's a Wake'
I absolutely love KATHY BURKE. A comedy hero with an irreverent podcast that explores a typically taboo subject - DEATH and tries to see the funny side. I hope you enjoy it and BE WARNED that she uses the C word right off the bat. Gotta love her. There are bigger things in this life to worry about than a little swearing, right? DEATH for example. Celebrity guests chat about what'll be on their tombstone, Who is meeting them at the pearly gates and more. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03:10 10/07/2023

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