Let’s take a ride down the rabbit hole of horrible songs. Some are popular, some went platinum but all of them make us want to die.
Last Night - Morgan Waller
Once upon a time, in a small town, there lived a musician named Morgan Waller. Morgan Waller had a drinking problem, which means he had a difficult time controlling how much alcohol he drank. He would often drink too much and become very drunk.One day, while Morgan Waller was walking down the street, he came across a small, magical creature called a Pixie. The Pixie had the power to grant wishes, but only to those who truly needed them. Morgan Waller, feeling unhappy and lonely, made a wish to the Pixie. He wished for a companion who would never leave his side.The Pixie granted his wish but with a twist. Instead of a person, a talented singer named Conrad Sewell appeared beside Morgan Waller. Conrad Sewell had been performing on stage when he suddenly found himself standing next to a man he didn't know.Morgan Waller, feeling confused and thinking the Pixie had made a mistake, decided to keep Conrad Sewell with him, thinking the young singer would make a good companion. However, Morgan Waller had a problem. He was unable to control his drinking, and it began to affect Conrad Sewell's life.Every day, Morgan Waller would drink too much alcohol and become very drunk. He would forget to take care of Conrad Sewell and make sure he was safe and happy. Conrad Sewell felt trapped in Morgan Waller's home because he didn't know how to leave or find his way back to his own career.But one day, something magical happened again. The Pixie, who had been watching over Conrad Sewell, saw how unhappy he was and decided to help. The Pixie used its magic to make Morgan Waller realize the impact his drinking was having on Conrad Sewell's life.Morgan Waller woke up one morning feeling different. He saw how sad Conrad Sewell looked and realized that his drinking had made Conrad Sewell a prisoner in his own home. Morgan Waller knew he needed to make a change for both of their sakes.He decided to seek help for his drinking problem. He joined a support group where he met other musicians who had struggled with alcohol addiction. They shared their stories, supported each other, and helped Morgan Waller on his journey to recovery.As Morgan Waller became sober, he started taking care of Conrad Sewell properly. They sang songs together, wrote music, and went on creative adventures. Morgan Waller even helped Conrad Sewell find his way back to his own career, which had been put on hold.Conrad Sewell's fans were overjoyed to have him back, and they were grateful to Morgan Waller for taking care of him, despite his drinking problem. Morgan Waller apologized for keeping Conrad Sewell away and promised to continue his journey of sobriety.From that day forward, Morgan Waller and Conrad Sewell became good friends. Morgan Waller worked hard to stay sober, and Conrad Sewell's fans embraced Morgan Waller as a mentor and supporter. They all lived happily ever after, creating beautiful music together and learning from their past mistakes.Remember, it's important to take care of ourselves and those around us, even when things are difficult. And if we make a mistake, we can always work towards making amends and becoming better versions of ourselves, just like Morgan Waller did. The end!If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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53:22 | 28/05/2023 | |
Boy's A Liar Pt. 2 - Ice Spice and PinkPantheress
Once upon a time, there was a mischievous rapper named Ice Spice. Ice Spice had a very peculiar habit that nobody knew about - she loved to do sneaky poos in public places around the city.One day, Ice Spice snuck into a fancy restaurant and did a sneaky poo right on the floor of the bathroom. Nobody saw her do it, so she quickly slipped out of the restaurant without anyone noticing.The next day, Ice Spice snuck into a movie theatre and did a sneaky poo in one of the empty theatres. Once again, nobody saw her, so she quickly left before anyone could catch her.Ice Spice continued to do sneaky poos all around the city - in parks, on sidewalks, and even in a museum! But one day, she got caught. A group of kids saw her do a sneaky poo in the middle of a playground and immediately told their parents.The parents called the police, and Ice Spice was arrested for her naughty behaviour. From that day forward, Ice Spice learned her lesson and promised never to do sneaky poos in public places again. The end.Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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55:36 | 21/05/2023 | |
Ferrari - James Hype and Miggy Dela Rosa
If your heart sounded like a Ferrari, it would not necessarily mean that you would die. The sound of a Ferrari is simply a noise caused by its engine and has no direct impact on the human body or its functions.However, if you were experiencing an abnormal or irregular heart sound, also known as a heart murmur, it could be a sign of an underlying medical condition that may require medical attention. In some cases, a heart murmur could be harmless, while in other cases it could be a sign of a more serious condition.It is important to have any abnormal heart sounds evaluated by a medical professional to determine the underlying cause and appropriate treatment, if necessary. Ignoring potential health issues could lead to complications or even serious consequences in the long term.If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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42:09 | 14/05/2023 | |
Healing Hands - Conrad Sewell
In a deep and dark forest, there lived a monstrous creature with a peculiar obsession: beer. This creature, known as Conrad Sewell, would venture into the nearby town to steal cases of beer from the local brewery. He would then retreat back into the safety of the forest to enjoy his bounty, often disappearing for days at a time.Despite his love for beer, Conrad Sewell also possessed a remarkable gift: he had hands that could heal the sick. Many people in the town knew of his healing abilities, and some would even venture into the forest to seek his help when traditional medicine failed them.However, Conrad Sewell's love for beer often led him to neglect his family and his healing duties. He would disappear for days at a time, leaving his wife and children to fend for themselves. Despite their love for him, his family couldn't help but feel neglected and alone.One day, a terrible illness swept through the town, and the local doctor was unable to find a cure. Desperate for help, the townspeople turned to Conrad Sewell. His family pleaded with him to use his healing powers to help those in need, and Conrad Sewell finally realized the importance of his gift.He put down his beer and set out to heal the sick. With his powerful hands, he worked tirelessly, curing those who had been suffering for weeks. His family watched in awe as he performed miracles before their eyes.From that day forward, Conrad Sewell made a promise to himself and his family to use his gift for good and to always be there for those in need. He no longer disappeared for days at a time and instead spent his days healing the sick and helping those in need. And although he still enjoyed the occasional beer, he never let his love for it interfere with his duties again.If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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40:23 | 07/05/2023 | |
Creepin' - 21 Savage, Metro Boomin, and The Weeknd
Explain what "Creepin'" is to me like I'm a 5-year-old..."Creepin'" means someone is secretly looking or sneaking around without telling anyone where they're going or what they're doing. It's like playing hide-and-seek, but the person who is "creepin'" is not playing a game and might be doing something they shouldn't be doing. It's important to always tell someone where you're going and what you're doing, so everyone knows you're safe and not "creepin'".If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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51:07 | 30/04/2023 | |
Twinkle Twinkle - Leah Kate
"Twinkle Twinkle" by Leah Kate is a monotonous and unimpressive attempt at pop music. The song fails to engage the listener with its uninspired and forgettable melody, lackluster vocals, and simplistic lyrics. The production is also lackluster, failing to create any dynamic shifts or interesting textures to hold the listener's attention. The track relies heavily on cliched and overused electronic beats and sounds, resulting in a stale and unoriginal sound.Furthermore, the lyrics of "Twinkle Twinkle" are trite and uninteresting, relying on tired tropes of party culture and shallow relationships. The chorus lacks any depth or meaning, consisting of nothing more than the repeated phrase "Twinkle twinkle, little star." The verses offer little more than vague descriptions of dancing and drinking, lacking any real substance or narrative arc. Overall, "Twinkle Twinkle" is a disappointing and forgettable addition to the already over-saturated world of pop music.Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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37:09 | 23/04/2023 | |
The Longest Time - Billy Joel (with Sam Bowden)
We are joined by a good friend of the podcast Sam Bowden to try and help us discover why exactly this band decided to not go "full" sonic.You can also get tickets to his & Aleks Milinkovic's live podcast recording of Whoa, Free Lunch!? at the Factory Theater in May here: https://www.factorytheatre.com.au/event/whoa-free-lunch/Sing the following lyrics in the style of a barbershop quartet and you get a much clearer vision of Billy Joel's life in the mid-1980s:Verse 1:I may not be the finest thing you've ever seenMy face is lumpy, crooked, and uncleanBut there's one thing that I know for sureI'm a model magnet, my charisma's pureChorus:Ugly but still scoring with the modelsMy charm and wit are the keys to the throttleI may not have the looks, but I have the gameModels on my arm, I'm on top of the fameVerse 2:I may not have a chiseled jaw or perfect teethBut I've got something else that's hard to beatI've got a confidence that's out of sightAnd models just can't resist my delightChorus:Ugly but still scoring with the modelsMy charm and wit are the keys to the throttleI may not have the looks, but I have the gameModels on my arm, I'm on top of the fameBridge:It's not about how you look, it's how you actA good personality is a solid factSo don't let your looks get you downWith the right attitude, you'll be the talk of the townChorus:Ugly but still scoring with the modelsMy charm and wit are the keys to the throttleI may not have the looks, but I have the gameModels on my arm, I'm on top of the fameOutro:So if you're feeling down about your looksJust remember what's in those model's booksThey're looking for a man with a good heartSo let your confidence be the start.If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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66:36 | 16/04/2023 | |
Closing Time - Semisonic (with Sam Bowden)
We are joined by a good friend of the podcast Sam Bowden to try and help us discover why exactly this band decided to not go "full" sonic. You can also get tickets to his & Aleks Milinkovic's live podcast recording of Whoa, Free Lunch!? at the Factory Theater in May here: https://www.factorytheatre.com.au/event/whoa-free-lunch/ Here are the 6 ways to be successful in the music industry:Talent: Having natural talent and skill in creating music can give artists an edge in the industry. However, talent alone is not enough to guarantee success.Hard work and dedication: Consistently working hard and being dedicated to one's craft can help an artist stand out in a highly competitive industry.Networking: Building relationships with other industry professionals, such as producers, managers, and other musicians, can help create opportunities for exposure and collaborations.Branding and marketing: Having a strong brand and marketing strategy can help an artist connect with their audience and stand out in a crowded market.Persistence and resilience: The music industry can be tough, and success is not always immediate. Being persistent and resilient in the face of setbacks and rejections can help an artist push through and eventually achieve success. Write a song about a very specific time for any operational business that is such a no-brainer to play that you are guaranteed royalties for all of eternity. If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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60:46 | 09/04/2023 | |
The Sound - The 1975
Most people don't know that this song was based on a horror novel set in 1975. Please read the original blurb below:In 1975, a team of scientists stumbled upon a discovery that would change the course of medical history. Deep in the jungles of South America, they had found the largest heart ever documented. At first, it was a wonder to behold - its size was unimaginable, and it seemed to pulse with a life of its own. But as they delved deeper into their research, strange things began to happen. The scientists began to experience nightmares and hallucinations, and whispers of a curse began to circulate among the locals. As they probed the secrets of the colossal heart, they unwittingly unleashed a terror that would haunt them for the rest of their lives.As the team returned to their lab with the heart, they noticed an unnatural darkness seeping into the world around them. The air grew thick with a palpable sense of dread, and the heart began to pulse with an otherworldly energy. Soon, they realized that the heart was more than just a mere organ - it was a vessel for something far more sinister. As the scientists worked tirelessly to uncover the secrets of the heart, they unwittingly summoned an ancient evil that had been slumbering for centuries. And now, as the darkness begins to spread, they must race against time to stop the heart before it unleashes its full power and destroys them all.Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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50:52 | 02/04/2023 | |
I Hate You When You're Drunk - Olly Murs (with Tom Witcombe)
We asked our good friend Tom Witcombe to come on the podcast this week to see if he knew who the fuck Olly Murs was. Spoiler alert....he doesn't and we all may or may not have thought that Olly Murs & Reece Mastin were the same person. It makes for great podcasting! Don't miss Tom at the Melbourne & Sydney Comedy Festivals in April & May and make sure you are subscribed to Tom's amazing podcast "Show some respect, Tom Witcombe is talking"! You can now also watch Tom's latest comedy special on YouTube right now! CLICK HERE FOR EVERYTHING TOM WITCOMBE! https://linktr.ee/tomwitcombeBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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63:51 | 26/03/2023 | |
Starships - Nicki Minaj (with Bec Charlwood)
We are joined by comedian, podcaster and radio host Bec Charlwood! Get tickets to BOTH of Becs shows at the Sydney Comedy Festival at the links below:BEC CHARLWOOD – GOOD FUNNYBEC CHARLWOOD – TOILET SEAT TIME MACHINEAlso, make sure you are following the Dude Cinema podcast with Bec & friend of the podcast Alex JaeCan Chat GPT write better lyrics than Nicki Minaj? You tell me!Verse 1:I'm the queen of the stars, Nicki MinajSpit rhymes so sick, I'm out of this world, mirageTravel through space, in my custom rocket shipGotta make sure my body's tight, with the right fitChorus:Space travel and breast augmentationMy two passions, no hesitationI'll fly high and get my body rightNicki Minaj, shining brightVerse 2:Gravity's my enemy, I gotta stay liftedBreast implants, they keep me giftedNo need for bras, they stay in placeMy body's a work of art, no need to eraseChorus:Space travel and breast augmentationMy two passions, no hesitationI'll fly high and get my body rightNicki Minaj, shining brightVerse 3:My spaceship's decked out, with diamond-studded seatsGotta make sure my wardrobe's on fleekI'm flying through the universe, with my crewThey know I'm the boss, and I got the clueChorus:Space travel and breast augmentationMy two passions, no hesitationI'll fly high and get my body rightNicki Minaj, shining brightVerse 4:I'm the space queen, with a flawless physiqueMy rhymes are tight, and my flow is uniqueI'll conquer the galaxy, with my talent and driveNicki Minaj, I'll keep rising, and thriveChorus:Space travel and breast augmentationMy two passions, no hesitationI'll fly high and get my body rightNicki Minaj, shining brightBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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84:21 | 19/03/2023 | |
Closer - The Chainsmokers
WANTED: Chain Smoking Alcoholic MurdererThe Tucson Police Department is currently seeking information on a dangerous individual who has been identified as a chain-smoking alcoholic murderer. This individual is believed to be responsible for a string of violent crimes throughout the Tucson area.The suspect is described as a middle-aged male, approximately 5'10" with a stocky build, and a distinctive gravelly voice. He is known to be a heavy smoker and a frequent patron of local bars.If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this individual, please contact the Tucson Police Department immediately. Do not attempt to approach or confront this individual, as he is considered armed and extremely dangerous.A substantial reward is being offered for any information leading to the arrest and conviction of this individual. Help us bring justice to the victims and their families.Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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55:48 | 12/03/2023 | |
Kill Bill - SZA
Q/ If SZA killed her boyfriend would she go to jail?A/ Yes, if someone were to kill their partner or anyone else, they could be charged with murder or manslaughter and, if convicted, could face imprisonment depending on the circumstances of the case.The exact charges and sentence that SZA might face would depend on a variety of factors, such as the circumstances surrounding the killing, the jurisdiction in which it occurred, and whether the killing was deemed intentional, accidental, or in self-defence. In any case, taking someone's life is a serious crime, and it is important for anyone involved in such a situation to seek the advice of an experienced criminal defence attorney.Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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60:39 | 05/03/2023 | |
The Miracle (of Joey Ramone) - U2
They didn't respect your digital privacy so why would you assume they would respect your will to live? The only solace we can take from this song is that Joey Ramone didn't live to hear it.Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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67:32 | 26/02/2023 | |
Shotgun - George Ezra
Here are 7 interesting facts about Gabon1. Gabon has been inhabited for over 400,000 years2. More than 88% of Gabon is rainforest3. The equator passes through Gabon4. 11.25% of the country is protected parkland5. It’s home to ‘Africa’s last Eden’6. It only has one UNESCO World Heritage Site – but it’s a goodun’7. Gabon is home to most of Africa’s gorillas Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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44:13 | 19/02/2023 | |
Wannabe - Spice Girls
"Yo, I'll tell you what I want""Alright""What I really, really want""I'm listening""So tell me what you want""Wait, you want to know what I want?""What you really, really want""Oh, ok. What I've always wanted is....""I'll tell you what I want"".... ok, you go, you go""What I really, really want""mmm hmm?""So tell me what you want""Oh, me again?""What you really, really want""Oh, ok. What I've always wanted is....""I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)I wanna really, really, reallyWanna zigazig, ah"".........What the fuck does that mean?"Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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72:25 | 12/02/2023 | |
Flowers - Miley Cyrus
Miley lists the red flags you must take notice of when dating. They are as follows:1. They buy themselves flowers2. They write their name on the sand3. They talk to themselves for hours4. They regularly speak in tongues 5. Dance alone in their house6. Hold the hand of an imaginary friend7. Compaulsivly masturbateBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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41:46 | 05/02/2023 | |
Shape of You - Ed Sheeran
It is only a matter of time before our mate Ed becomes one of those artists that vomits onto canvas and makes shapes out of the mixture of stomach bile and blood.Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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60:00 | 29/01/2023 | |
The Loneliest Time - Carly Rae Jepsen and Rufus Wainwright
Carly Rae Jepson has quit smoking "those" cigarettes and what we get to hear is withdrawals in the form of disco......oh and Rufus Wainwright appears in a nicotine patch fever dream. Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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64:20 | 22/01/2023 | |
Yeah! - Usher
We are constantly asked if any Usher songs will end up on our shit list and we say Yeah! and they say Yeah? and we say Yeah and they say Yeah? and we say Yeah! and they say Yeah? and then Lil Jon pops his head in and says "LET'S GO" so we all follow him but he doesn't actually have anywhere to go so we end up buying frozen meals from IGA and going home. Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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84:02 | 15/01/2023 | |
Stupid Love - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is a goddamn genius! She condensed the entire synopsis of Forest Gump down to two words. Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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56:36 | 08/01/2023 | |
White Boy Summer - Chet Hanx (with Jackie Hatton)
Summer is here! If you're hot, if you're white and if you're a boy then this summer is all for you! We are discussing our favourite Jamaican rapper of 2022, Mr Chet Hanks aka Chet Hanx with the one and only Jackie Hatton.Jackie is a star of Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube and a hilarious stand-up comedian! If you are not following Illfection you are missing out!Please enjoy the first episode of Season 4 from 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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79:01 | 01/01/2023 | |
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt (with Radio Mike)
1950s record label executive: "We need another hit Christmas song this year but its needs to be sexy god dammit.....get me Catwoman" We are joined by our good friend Radio Mike to discuss sexy holidays! Listen to Mike's hit podcasts like 20th Century Boy, Harry Potter & The Boys, Hamish & Andy & Hamish & Andys Remembering Project!You can also get heaps of bonus Radio Mike content on his Patreon! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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61:21 | 21/12/2022 | |
Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) - Beyoncé (with Kerstyn Walsh)
From now on this song will be known as the "Buzz Lightyear" song. Feel free to use that if anyone ever wants to use this song for their wedding. We are joined by wedding planner and MC extraordinaire, Kerstyn Walsh of Hire A Bridesmaid to discuss this scenario. You can also get Kochies latest joke book HEREBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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83:26 | 18/12/2022 | |
Irrelevant - Pink
What's so ironic about this song is how absolutely disingenuous it is and its sick attempt to use people's turmoil to stay relevant. Yet another song churned out of the Pink school of generic pop music. Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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44:17 | 11/12/2022 | |
Unholy - Sam Smith & Kim Petras (with Mike Seamus Reed & Wayne Peoples)
Unholy. The 7th best song about fucking prostitutes on the radio right now.We are joined by Mike & Wayne from The Cookie & Cream Podcast! Make sure you subscribe to their podcast HERE!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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85:10 | 04/12/2022 | |
Sweetest Pie - Dua Lipa and Megan Thee Stallion
It's always interesting when pop stars channel Jeffrey Dahmer when crafting their art.We discuss how Megan become a horse and the beauty of Albania! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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57:46 | 27/11/2022 | |
Wonderwall - Oasis (with Bridget Epitropakis)
We are joined by comedian Bridget Epitropakis to discuss the wonderment of walls.Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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61:20 | 20/11/2022 | |
I Love It - Lil Pump and Kanye West (with Joe Shaffer)
The ultimate song for people that like to dress up in wacky costumes and have a great time. It's also about fucking. Joe Shaffer joins us to discuss the day Kayne West & Lil Pump joined forces! Follow Joe on Instagram and check out his latest show dates HERE!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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60:27 | 13/11/2022 | |
Advance Australia Fair - Peter Dodds McCormick (With Alan Fang)
We learned you could use the word "girt" in lots of really cool ways! Standup comedian Alan Fang joins us! Check out Alan's upcoming shows and follow him on all the socials!https://ihatealanfang.com/https://www.instagram.com/ihatealanfang/Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
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47:50 | 06/11/2022 |