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Monk shoots a cleric over loud cell phone use in a monastery. Thousands of Norwegians told they won millions in lottery error.	Weird AF News	16:37
Cocaine use is at all time highs but why? Americans arrested for sending Bibles and rice into North Korea.	Weird AF News	17:38
Floridaman drove his Tesla into a restaurant to charge it. 74 year old Floridaman with a shotgun stole a fire truck.	Weird AF News	21:10
Visit a North Korean beach resort and hope you can come home. Beekeeper unleashed his bees on police officers during traffic stop.	Weird AF News	18:29
Best place to have herpes is New Zealand according to their commercial. Scotland may have the most alcoholics according to new data.	Weird AF News	16:57
Hotel no longer allowing panda bears waking up their guests. 145 syringe prickings at a French music festival.	Weird AF News	22:06
Pole dancers hired by parents for son's jr. high graduation. Hetero Awesome Festival in Idaho is not so awesome after all.	Weird AF News	17:45
Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam's Club. Floridman pulls a gun after argument over mangos.	Weird AF News	26:27
No bra, no exam. University does bra checks before a test. Fake dentist did root canals using online tutorials.	Weird AF News	15:28
Shark falls from the sky onto a disco golf course. You can now buy Ozzy Osbourne's DNA in a can.	Weird AF News	18:35
Male escort is left $1M in widow's will and family fights it. Influencers flock to Air India crash site for selfies.	Weird AF News	17:09
Rollercoaster riders warned to keep mouths closed because of giant bugs. Half the popular of Dhana is in the Drunkard Association.	Weird AF News	19:48
Naked Floridaman at the gas station pumping his pump. Floridaman called 911 for not getting real "service" at a strip club.	Weird AF News	21:49
Brazilian comedian jailed for jokes about race, weight and gender. Politician removes his clothes, invites citizens on a nude beach trip.	Weird AF News	22:54
Drunk mule-riding Kentucky man unleashed a raccoon inside a bar. Orgasmic meditation cult leaders in trouble for being too culty.	Weird AF News	25:24
Woman sent 2,000 lbs of onions to her ex boyfriend to make him cry. Church apologizes for the naked chicken dancing show.	Weird AF News	20:17
You can't use your Costco card as your ID, TSA anounces. Protests over goldfish races?	Weird AF News	21:17
Florida woman sprays bear mace at children blowing bubbles. Floridaman gets down with himself at a bus stop, claims he's Capt. Kirk.	Weird AF News	20:55
200 year old erotic artsy condom goes on display in a museum. Fried chicken flavored toothpaste is a disgusting hit.	Weird AF News	18:33
AI scam company was 700 Indians pretending to be Chatbots. Mom attacked school principal after daughter caught fighting.	Weird AF News	20:13
Flight attendant dances naked mid-flight after taking drugs. New mom wins a marathon despite breast feeding along the way.	Weird AF News	18:38
Floridaman on meth fights gators, attacks police with garden shears. Floridaman claimed he's Jesus, kissed a minor in a locker room.	Weird AF News	20:11
Hikers, high on mushrooms, thought friend was dead and called 911. Dutch accuse Belgians of stealing all their wind.	Weird AF News	20:32
Final Destination for one woman was a ceiling landing on her during screening. 24 yeard old impersonated a high school student for over a year.	Weird AF News	20:05
Young American men are joining the Russian Church of "Manliness". Amazon tribe learns about lawsuits by suing.	Weird AF News	18:48
Man woke up to find a cargo ship beached in his back yard. Scientists tortured guinea pigs with Adele's music for several days.	Weird AF News	23:32
Florida mail carrier arrested for drunk driving her delivery route. Floridaman shot his neighbor's cow 5 times.	Weird AF News	20:11
First-ever Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race. OnlyFans model slept with 583 men in 6 hours.	Weird AF News	17:47
Every dog gets one bite, court rules. The competition to see who's best at doing absolutely nothing.	Weird AF News	17:05
Study shows why serial killers are so attractive. Emotional support Alpaca not allowed inside supermarket.	Weird AF News	23:56
Kindergarten student brought jello shots to class. Student brought a hand grenade to show and tell.	Weird AF News	15:39
Florida woman attacks her wife with cheesy nachos. Lady attacks her neighbor with 10 lb bef stick at Walmart.	Weird AF News	30:24
Police find naked man with Vaseline in a Lowe’s display shed. Airline serves white wine to a 3 year old.	Weird AF News	21:27
Chimps wipe their butts after sex, study finds. United Arab Emirates first nation to use AI to write laws.	Weird AF News	18:28
Man with STDs infects coworkers after urinating into water cooler. Exploding birds plague a California neighbrhood.	Weird AF News	24:57
Chess is banned in Afghanistan due to powerful Queen. You must be over 21 years old to dine inside this McDonald's.	Weird AF News	22:30
Floridaman gored by a Bison in Yellowstone Park. Florida woman urinates on a man after stabbing and robbing him.	Weird AF News	22:37
Mother brought Jell-O shots to a 5th grade class party. Woman spent thousands to turn into a cat.	Weird AF News	18:05
Raccoon caught with a meth pipe in the driver's seat. Tourist impales himself on a spike at the Colosseum.	Weird AF News	18:02
Men are shaving their eyelashes to look more masculine. Hairless robots are taking our fast food jobs.	Weird AF News	23:20

Monk shoots a cleric over loud cell phone use in a monastery. Thousands of Norwegians told they won millions in lottery error.

Weird AF News

16:37

Cocaine use is at all time highs but why? Americans arrested for sending Bibles and rice into North Korea.

Weird AF News

17:38

Floridaman drove his Tesla into a restaurant to charge it. 74 year old Floridaman with a shotgun stole a fire truck.

Weird AF News

21:10

Visit a North Korean beach resort and hope you can come home. Beekeeper unleashed his bees on police officers during traffic stop.

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18:29