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No Holes Barred

Unfiltered convos from two potty mouthed birds trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond. Send us your stories for a chance to be featured in the podcast.

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Ep 194. Turkey Tits
In this weeks' episode of NHB, Vic & Laura share some Turkey surgery success, find out the danger of getting your BIL to mow your lawn and discover why it's best to read your thrush cream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
38:12 11/06/2024
Ep 193. Sweep it under the toupee
In this weeks' episode of NHB, Vic and Laura catch up on their half term activities, Vic reveals the many uses of a Greggs paper cup and they explore male baldness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
45:18 04/06/2024
Ep 192. RIP Willy
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura find out why it's never a good idea to try and woo an Evian bottle, discover the many uses for a Henry Hoover and reveal their plans to launch an exclusive podcast channel! You can sign up to their subscription list here: https://mailchi.mp/80922e144134/no-holes-barred-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46:27 27/05/2024
Ep 191. Melted Kitty
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the benefits of holidays without kids, find out that keeping your socks on during intercourse leads to better orgasms and why you never keep deep heat in your bedside drawers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
43:32 21/05/2024
Ep 190. Bum juice
In this week's episode of NHB, Vic & Laura discuss the single parenting struggle, why no one should own sage green bedsheets and celebrate Vic's upcoming couples escape to Lisbon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
37:21 13/05/2024
Ep 189. Trauma Tetris
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss the impact of grief, celebrate Vic's year long stint of sobriety and how not to spread the ashes of a loved one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
42:51 06/05/2024
Ep 188 Mooncup dot com
In this week's episode of NHB, Vic & Laura share to best way to inset a moon cup and discuss what their cosplay identities would be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
47:40 29/04/2024
Ep 187 Lickin Chicken
In this weeks' episode of NHB, Vic & Laura discuss their Easter breaks, delve into the logistics of getting frisky with a roast chicken and discuss the last straw in a relationship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
52:35 23/04/2024
Ep 186. Phantom Farmyard pooer
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura share more ragging hour subjects, discuss the struggle of coming to terms with the ageing process and Lauras arch nemesis, the field mouse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
45:31 15/04/2024
Ep 184. Fingering Tripe
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura find out why it's best not to eat a curry before attempting bum play, whether or not the g spot actually exists and share more rage at the inequality between men and women. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
43:00 08/04/2024
Ep 183. Tapir tornado
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss what to do when you're caught short in a public place, why Vic should never touch coffee and learn a fascinating fact about Tapirs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
51:21 01/04/2024
Ep 182. Jack & Rose
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the depths that we stoop to for the sake of revenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
48:19 26/03/2024
Ep 181. Sink turd
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50:43 19/03/2024
Ep 180. Smash the Patriarchy
In this week's episode of NHB, Vic & Laura have some heated discussions about gender inequality, share how magical their Mother's Day was and discover how a pile could save your life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
53:55 12/03/2024
Ep. 179 Hanging basket
In this episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the trauma of watching the Netflix hit One day, find out just how powerful the suction is on a moon cup and discuss the logistics of being suspended from a ceiling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
54:39 05/03/2024
Ep 175. Prodding the Rim
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss contraception, reveal they're actually slightly enjoying their kids and learn how to deal with getting thrush treatment without a prescription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
37:54 27/02/2024
Ep 174. Whale Willy
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discover the joys of the Icelandic penis museum, discuss how not to enter an STD clinic and confirm why it's a good idea to keep your dead parents ashes in a safe place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
50:31 20/02/2024
Ep 173. Use him like a noodle
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the ethics of the humble bog brush, discuss whether or not to get matching bumhole keyrings and discover the many uses for Rob's testes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
42:06 13/02/2024
Ep 172. Mushroom gate
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat about keeping the romance alive in a long term relationship, Rob buys a rogue mushroom and the girls discuss whether height really matters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
41:37 06/02/2024
Ep 171. Farts & Custard Tarts
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Laura relays the horror of losing her child in the woods, Vic shares her utter social awkwardness with other parents and the girls discuss a new venture involving farts and custard tarts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
47:31 30/01/2024
Ep 170. One squirt wonder
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura delve into the mysterious world of squirting, get a lesson in what not to say in a dirty text message and learn the importance of your pelvic floor strength when under the influence Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46:36 23/01/2024
Ep. 169 Wear it in, not wank it in
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discover how to get intimate with your Mums footwear, the best way to remove a silicone mould from your dingdong and why you always need to check your shipping address when ordering sex toys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
42:48 16/01/2024
Ep 168. Pussy Tips
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Laura tries to get down with the kids but fails miserably, the ladies learn that revenge is best served as a hot cup of cats gonads and learn that you should never ask the location of a caller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
40:34 09/01/2024
Ep 167. Twat Tooth Fairy Strikes
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura welcome in the new year, discuss Laura's new crazy mutt and discover the power of the pelvic floor on dental work. If you would like to sign up to Vic's new fitness progamme, you can use code BARRED for a 20% discount at www.fitbitchpower.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
40:17 02/01/2024
Ep 166. Merry Christmas you filthy animals
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss holding a grudge against your partner, the skill set needed to pleasure a woman and wishing all their listeners a very Merry Christmas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
44:37 26/12/2023
Ep 165. Bogan blood fest
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic shares how she connects to nature by fingering her raised beds, why you should never ever touch the poles on public transport and how to recover from seeing a nude of your Mum on a 42" TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46:58 19/12/2023
Ep 164 Joey from friends
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34:20 12/12/2023
Ep 163. Look great on the outside, dead on the inside
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat the lows of perimenopause, discover the dangers of giving yourself a vodka enema and why it's integral to hide your sex toys from small eyes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
49:29 05/12/2023
Ep 162. Bum Worm Bandit
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic reveals her weekend puking and bum worm horror, the girls learn about the Victoria practice of using pubic hair to showcase men's conquests in the bedroom and who to call in an emergency in the Sainsburys toilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
36:49 28/11/2023
Ep 161. The one where Laura randomly hugs a taxi driver
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura are reunited after a few weeks of not recording and have a big old catch up, discovering Laura's over familiarity with taxi drivers, Vics venture into the world of spray tanning and what the girls personal icks are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
41:08 21/11/2023

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