No Holes Barred

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic talks through how terrible decision to heavily drink the night before mothers day and she reads out a bit of sexy time that goes wrong in a graveyard. Laura then admits she collects her kids teeth in a jar like a pychopath and they realise very quickly that it's not impossible to orgasm during exercise. You just need to be knickerless and wearing tight trousers. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic revisit the phantom potato thrower, discuss whether a racoon could fit in a bum and get a voicenote about a one night stand gone wrong. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura welcome some guests to the podcast who are in a relationship together and also swingers. They give an insight into the world of sex clubs and open relationships and break down some of the biggest misconceptions around this alternative sex life. It's eye opening as well as refreshing. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss their weekends and surviving one socially awkward encounter at a time. They talk anal sex that leads to a hospital visit and how this show literally rendered an old lady unconscious. They also delve into the neighbourhood terror lurking around Vics local community. This week is nothing short of exceptional hilarity we think you'll enjoy. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic tells her tales of wow that while she might have escaped her children for a night of passion, she was instantly met with the reality of parenthood as soon as she returned home. They receive a fruity confession and question over when you might over step the mark in a quest for close friendship and Laura gives some bedroom toy facts taken from a Instagram poll. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic discuss their eventful half terms, Vic nurses a massive hangover, and they delve deep into the art of dirty talk. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss the importance of always reading medical guidance when it comes to taking prescription drugs, imagine a Candida fuelled apocalypse and give some potentially dubious advice about how to deal with a 'situationship'. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today with 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura talks about the horror of her discovery over a pubic hair in her chips from a local take away and Vic confesses to not having an issue with strangers bodily hair in her food like the true skank she is. They have some clarity of barbie bum tying up the loose ends surrounding shitting with no hole and how one lucky girl lost her virginity in a sexy foursome that leaves her all these years on still gagging for more.  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura describes the exact moment she carelessly tickles a strange man's ear with her free and wild tit on a water slide and Vic talks cum sounds radiating the walls of her spin class. They get the confession of a woman who enjoyed a threesome with a couple (throuple) and they are hungry for more because their social awkwardness would only leave the sexual encounter desperately cringe. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic explore the logistics of recycling old sex toys, reveal what massive coffee snobs they are and chat about the journey to finding body acceptance. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic takes a trip down memory lane where an old flame forwards her a letter she has sent to him while they dated as teens as she recants her passive aggressive tone and the special minge stone she has passed onto him for safe keeping. They have a story from yet another horny dad getting a bit too carried away with the porno sky store ordering while mums away for the weekend and how Laura celebrates 21 years of being with Steve with a rage fuelled voice message for locking her out the house. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk monogamy, house shitting and the mums of this world who are prepared to phish out a condom stuck up their daughters friends minge. They read a story that should put anyone off the idea of every doing drugs and why it's alright to just acknowledge that sometimes shit happens. We all make mistakes and they can be more about a learning curve than they are about punishing ourselves over something that can't be changed. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss their new year resolutions for 2023, question how a WW11 bomb ended up an 88 year old mans back passage, and discuss the wild abandon of Mums nights out. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode of NHB looks back at some of the gems from 2022 - what a year it's been! Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Insta. Back next week with a bang. Happy New YEAR! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get ready for the festive season of Christmas with bitching about their husbands and children. They receive a story of how a sleeping piss can leave a carpet smelling for weeks and a couple of tidy ups about sex and foot fetishism. They end by thanking the loyal wonderful listeners of this podcast who have made 2022 hilariously brilliant. See you in 2023. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss post night out shenanigans where Laura exposed herself to a London highstreet and Vic sexually aroused by Laura's aerolas as well as being so shit faced she did a slut drop in the middle of a restaurant to an unsuspecting table of people trying to eat their food. They have some tidy up time from the pant sniffing story and a word to the wise - when you put your house on the market be very careful who you allow to view your home. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura unpack the shoe trauma of a Hobbs brogue in London after Laura's unfortunate decision to go into the big smoke choosing style over comfort. They promise to put up a poll on Instagram asking the question.... do your husband sniff your used knickers? And they give a massive round of applause to the mum who managed the anxiety shat in the kids nappy. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk periods, people pleasing and carpal tunnel. They get a story from yet another one night stand confession that'll leave you wondering did the cat ever make it back home? We also get a voice note confirming the fact kids really are so weird in what they choose use as a comfort when they miss their parents. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss the challenges of balancing life as a parent and sexy time. Vic escaped for a weekend of passion and Laura managed to break her glasses in the heat of the moment. They receive to date the funniest confession to date and urge anyone who can top this absolutely incredibly hilarious one night stand story. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss horny goat weed and why Vic hasn't got it in her to get down and dirty in the living room with the lights on while Laura confesses to the sound she makes at point of climax and its not sexy. They read out some interesting stories from being the blow job Queen all the way to the condom litter bug.. It's another week of filth. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about a little trip to Brighton they took to watch Laura debut her Talent of stand up comedy as well as her horrifically awkward social anxiety around new people, especially men. Laura barely made it out alive of the bedsheets in which they shared with Vics apocalyptic farts. They discuss open relationships, as well as read out one poor listened misfortune with her hot boss who we shall name piss dick. Keep sending in your stories and confessions to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss why cats are utterly terrifying and also useful if you're in the market for a beautiful floral arrangement from the local graveyard, or a used butt plug. They reveal the terrifying story of the woman who accidentally delved into a mountain of used condoms hand first and why Vic has a set of rules around sleeping with her, gorgonzola is not welcome. Please keep sending in your amazing stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about tattoos, including an ASDA bum stamp on one Scottish mum looking for love and why you should never trust the sea, because you're one wave away from exposing your flaps mid dump to a beach full of people. Please keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura celebrate their 100th episode- without mentioning it once because they didn't even realise. They bring back an old favourite feature, "Have you heard?" and chat about the logistics of dogging and the general etiquette around wanking in the dark with strangers in a car park. Please keep sending your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us at noholesbarredpodcast on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about how they'd happily be front line and center to a dildo truck crash just to get a front row seat watching rubber dicks flying across the road. They also get a hilarious confession from one poor woman who now knows her dad's had a threesome and why the woman in Belfast doesn't take rejection well. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the logistics of measuring of your own genitals with computer cables, share what ridiculous misdemeanours they got up to in their youth and share why you should never listen to this podcast around children. Find us at www.noholesbarredpodcast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura arrive slightly later than usual for a Tuesday but dive right into why a woman orgasming via the clit is a load of old bollocks. They also have some feedback with a bit of tidy up time over online chat forums and a story leaving us on tender hooks.... who fingered her in the church hall? Keep sending in your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to review on whatever platform you listen to us on. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura take a little break from recording and have pulled together some of the hilarious stories received over time including one that's never been aired. While they would love to say its because they're taking the time to spend with their children, the reality is they've not organised themselves well enough to record this week. They'll be back next week with the usual bants and filth. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices