The Joe Marler Show

New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to Michelle about life as a construction worker. She’ll tell you about smurfing, dumper trucks and what happens when you put a building in the wrong place. There’s a chat about landfill, cranes, Joe gets a gift, Tom doesn’t, and we break down builder stereotypes. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have new merch! Get your caps, hoodies and signed tour posters here: joemarler.co.uk/shop This is it. The Joe Marler Show live tour has come to an end, and what a ride it has been. Our final stop is Bristol, a city which has produced many a famous individual, including comedian Russell Howard, writer Stephen Merchant, Hollywood actor Cary Grant and... Darth Vader? Joe, Tom and Ryan have a lovely time exploring this beautiful city, enjoying a cider along the way and visiting an original Banksy... who we now would like to get on the podcast if anyone knows who he actually is?  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You are listening to Radio Marler, where Joe and Tom are joined by a very special guest, Jordan North! He tells us about his journey from Kit Kat Radio to prime time radio 1, the time he tried to chat to Brad Pitt about corned beef hash and the secrets about how the jungle actually works. Plus, we take a deep dive into the difference between 'dinner' and 'tea', and we find out what Ant and Dec are like in real life. To listen to Jordan's podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' click here: https://podfollow.com/sextedmyboss NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are two types of passengers at airport security. Those who come prepared with their liquids in bags, and no strange items in their cabin luggage, and those who don't. Which one is Joe? You can probably guess. He meets his match in today's episode, with our guest Charlotte, who is a manager at Manchester Airport Security! She tells us about the strangest items she has ever found in people's bags, the biggest bug bares when people don't pick up their trays and reason you can't bring a tub of butter on a flight with you. She also takes absolutely none of Joe's attitude, which is always fun. NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you enjoyed our episode with Eddie Hearn, you’ll love this. Eddie’s been on another Crowd podcast as he joined The George Groves Boxing Club this week. Their questions were much better than ours.  George is a former world champion, and he’s building the biggest boxing club in the UK. He'll have big name guests on Wednesdays and all the latest fight analysis on Mondays. If you want to listen, click here: https://podfollow.com/the-george-groves-boxing-club To become an elite member of George’s club, follow @ggboxingclub on all the socials.  We’ll be back tomorrow for an episode about airport security, but if you want something before then, give The George Groves Boxing Club a listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop Joe, Tom and Ryan are exploring Manchester this week, a city renowned for its vibrant music scene, its passionate football culture... and a statue of Mahatma Gandhi? This episode features a man called Martin in a record shop, an intense ice lolly race, and a wedding invite to a place called 'Tinder Hall'. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a very special episode for you this week, as we bring you an essential guide to the coronation of King Charles III. We are joined in the studio by royal correspondent, Emily Nash, who can answer all of our important questions such as how much will it all cost? What will he and Camilla arrive in? Who makes the invite list? And will King Charles wear a GoPro on his head as he is anointed? To listen to Emily's podcast, 'A Right Royal Podcast', click here: https://podfollow.com/1660605216 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop We’re in Birmingham! Before heading to the live show, Joe, Tom and Ryan visit some of Birmingham’s top landmarks and recreate an iconic photo outside an All Bar One. Plus there’s some highlights from our Birmingham show, including a juicy story about an ex and a rap from listener Molly.  To get any last minute resale tickets for Manchester, click here: https://stollerhall.com/box-office/choose-seats/?EventInstanceId=220601 To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New JMS caps available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop In this episode, Joe and Tom are joined by Jess Phillips, Labour MP for Birmingham Yardley. She’ll tell you what it’s really like inside the Houses of Parliament and gives her brutal assessment of Dominic Raab, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss and many more. We could have talked to Jess all day, and we hope she comes back for a second part.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop Joe, Tom and Ryan are in Glasgow for the first leg of their UK-wide tour. They learn about their host city, eat battered Mars bars and learn about the airport from taxi driver Gordon. Plus there’s a review of their first live show as listeners go home happy from the Glee Club.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How many of us would fail our driving test if we had to retake it today? Most of us, probably. Luckily, we are joined by Aman this week, who is a driving instructor, and can tell us everything we need to know about driving better. Joe and Tom talk to her about the worst types of student, the most stupid ways to fail your test and 'aggressive vs passive' drivers. Joe also devises a ridiculous way to make parallel parking a lot easier... To follow Aman's Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/@ClearviewDriving Or to follow her on Tik Tok, click here: https://www.tiktok.com/@clearviewdriving?lang=en To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat, a hoodie or any other merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The monthly 'Show Growing Committee' returns, as chairman Joe Marler receives a progress report from his team about how the podcast world domination is going. Tom has updates from some of our listeners regarding their show growing efforts, as well as some handy voice notes up his sleeve containing useful guest ideas. Ryan still hasn't had any luck with Barry from Eastenders, but has high hopes to book Michelle Obama, Greta Thumberg or a builder called Robbie on the show. The Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To get in contact with any ideas, or to tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk or drop us a message on social media. To apply to be a guest on the show, tell us what you do by clicking on this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScAHvvvz2tiHmQ0R62bay9SLYdUJzbWh9FgRnVpQ6SeoICeXQ/viewform Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week is Grand National week, the biggest event in horse racing! We are joined in the studio by Tom Scudamore, AKA 'Racing Tom' who has competed at the highest level, and can tell us everything we need to know about being a jockey. He shares with us his ludicrous list of injuries and tells us all about the sacrifices you have to make as a jockey by basically never eating. Joe also asks all the important questions, like how horses are named, which is the best horse ever and how to pick a winner at The Grand National. Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest today is Marcus, who is a police officer in the Hertfordshire Constabulary. He currently works as a neighbourhood officer, which means his job can vary from discovering drug dens, to listening to people complain about their fences. Marcus also was diagnosed with autism within the last year, and he speaks very openly about how this effects and enhances his role as a policeman, and how he would like to make the police force more neurodiverse. Joe and Tom also put some tougher questions to him about the recent controversies that have been reported within the Metropolitan Police force. Oh, and Joe manages to handcuff himself of course... To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ This week we are joined by Neil, who is a professional cattle hoof trimmer! Neil spends his days essentially giving cows pedicures, and caring for their hooves... yes, this may be our most niche episode ever. You will hear some chat about how cows have different personalities, a debate about if Joe could outrun a cow, and a fascinating (albeit, slightly graphic) deep dive into how cattle breeding works. There is also a section with Joe on all fours, pretending to be a cow, obviously. To see some cattle hoof trimming, you can follow Neil on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/njb_hoofcare/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Nick, who was a supermarket manager for 21 years before recently getting out of the 'game'! Joe and Tom ask him everything you'd expect, including how often do shoplifters get caught? How does the reduced section work? And can you get sacked for being too slow on the checkouts? Nick also tells us about the time a customer shouted at him and accused him of hiding chicken. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Chris, who is a removal man from Hull and someone who can identify how much something weighs just by looking at it. They talk about disgusting houses, weird things you find in people's attics and the best way to dismantle a pool table. There is also a revelation that the ‘PIVOT’ sofa in friends would actually have been really easy to get up the stairs. To follow Chris’s removals page on Tik Tok, click here: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_removal_guys To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, our honoured guest in the studio is the delightful William Hanson, who is an etiquette coach and possibly the only person who can teach Joe Marler how to improve his manners.... or try at least. In this episode, you will hear conversation regarding 'pet-iquette', how to deliver a proper handshake, and what to do if someone opens a bag of smelly food on the train. There is also some very unsavoury chat involving faeces and a Pringles tube. You can listen to William's podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' here: https://podfollow.com/sextedmyboss Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order, order! Welcome to the first official meeting of The Show Growing Committee, consisting of chairman Joe Marler, co-host Tom Fordyce and producer Ryan. This is a brand new monthly feature, where the team will plot their route to greatness. There is but one goal - make The Joe Marler Show the biggest podcast in the world! So where to begin? Well, the answer is with YOU. The aim of this committee is to give power to the listeners and to take The Joe Marler Show to new heights. How? By sharing your show growing efforts, by applying to be on the show and by spreading the word about this podcast. Together, we can #GrowTheShow The Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk or drop us a message on social media. To apply to be a guest on the show, tell us what you do by clicking on this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScAHvvvz2tiHmQ0R62bay9SLYdUJzbWh9FgRnVpQ6SeoICeXQ/viewform Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Joe and Tom are joined by a postal worker, who couldn’t give us his real name, so we called him Pat... because what else do you call a postal worker? They talk about everything you’d expect, including how the postal service works, angry dogs biting fingers, and why you should never leave a parcel in a dustbin thinking it is a ‘safe space’. Enjoy! Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In February 2022, Vladimir Putin began an invasion of Ukraine. Twelve months later, our guest in the studio is Colin, a foreign correspondent who has been on the show before and has also spent the last year reporting from inside the war. He gives Joe and Tom his account of how the events unfolded, what it was like being in Kyiv during the initial invasion and the effect that Putin’s actions have had on the people in Ukraine. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We know you lot love a good story…   Sony Music and Somethin' Else have released a brand-new comedy podcast featuring Omid Djalili, and he's put together a cast of some of his favourite comedians. You remember the game where someone whispers a word or a sentence, and it gets passed along at school, and it loses all meaning? Well, this is that game. But with full stories. And six funny people   Season 1 features Abi Clarke, Sean Burke, Helen Bauer, Kai Samra and Sikisa. Here's a little taster from season 1 to whet your appetite – And season 2 is on its way.    Make sure you follow and download the show - just search for ‘Please Tell Me A Story' wherever you get your podcasts, or follow this link: https://podfollow.com/1651931216 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, our guest is Raksha Dave, who is currently the President of the Council of British Archaeology. She also used to be on Time Team and has excavated sites all over the world... not a bad CV. In this episode, Joe and Tom ask questions about Tutunkhamun, digging up carparks, 'garbology' and what to do if you find a rare artefact in your garden. Joe is also disappointed to learn that the lost city of Atlantis probably never existed. You can pre-order Raksha's book 'Lessons From Our Ancestors' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/lessons-from-our-ancestors/raksha-dave/kimberlie-clinthorne-wong/9781913520946 Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom was late into the studio today, due to a delay with his train. Luckily, our guest today is Ross who is a railway incident responder for Network Rail, which means he can tell us exactly why train delays might occur, and what he does to prevent them. In this episode, Joe and Tom learn why leaves and helium balloons can be a nightmare, how many cows it takes to derail a train, and discuss the current situation with train strikes. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eddie Hearn is here to tell us how to sell tickets for our live show at the London Palladium. Tickets are on sale now: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Joe and Tom also ask him about Anthony Joshua, Tyson Fury, Steve Davis, working for your Dad and going to school with Frank Lampard.  Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Joe 'Shagatron' Marler and Tom 'Cheese Sandwich' Fordyce meet Ollie, who has a very serious job as an RAF engineer, despite his colleagues giving him the call sign 'Dick Fingers'. Ollie tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about fighter jets, including how fast they can go in real life (not Top Gun), how the ejector seat works, and how they can help defend Heathfield, East Sussex, if it falls under attack. He's also met Tom Cruise in real life, which is exciting. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom is here with one of his favourite Rugby players (not Joe this time) to tell you about a brand new podcast! Captains with Sam Warburton is a new podcast that gives listeners the inside story of how the most successful teams come together, grow and ultimately – win.    Each episode, Sam is joined by a different world-class sporting leader as they compare notes, relive those life changing moments and share stories about what it’s really like to wear the armband at sport’s highest level. From dealing with success to bouncing back after disappointment - it’s self improvement through storytelling. Here is a clip from his episode with former England captain, Chris Robshaw. To listen to the full episode, search for Captains with Sam Warburton, wherever you get your podcasts, or click the link below. https://podfollow.com/captains-with-sam-warburton   Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re joined by Thomas Skinner, who you might have seen on The Apprentice, or out and about in Romford selling a mattress, or even on social media eating an unorthodox breakfast in a café... He’s everywhere. We spoke to Thomas about his favourite thing, working on the market stalls. In this episode, he also teaches us about running a business (sort of), he dishes the dirt on Alan Sugar’s script reading and tries to sell Joe a harmonica. You can follow Thomas on social media @iamtomskinner Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our guest this week is the world's no.1 matchmaker and relationship genius, Paul Brunson, who also happens to have the one of the smoothest voices we've ever had on the show. Joe reveals that his romantic gestures in the past have included copper pots and a banana with a face drawn on it... so it is a good job we've got Paul to point him in the right direction. This episode includes some excellent relationship advice, a lesson on love language and a bonus appearance from Joe's wife Daisy, who just happened to be visiting the studio for this episode! Enjoy. You can follow Paul on social media @paulcbrunson and find out more about his work here: https://www.paulcbrunson.com Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a quick message about a new Crowd podcast out today. We loved the Secret History of Flight 149 last year, and now there's a new series out today. It's a tale of secrets, smugglers and spies and how 852 people died on a ferry. Journalist Stephen Davis investigates the tragic sinking of the passenger ship The Estonia, uncovering a mysterious trail that leads back to the Cold War. Episodes released weekly from January 9th 2023, with the whole series available ad-free on the Crowd Stories channel on Apple Podcasts. You can also listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices