For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps”A decade later the boys reunited and launched The Two Pints podcast in May 2020, which is now into its fifth series. Enjoying the kind of banter that only true friends can have, Will and Ralf chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints, (or sometimes a cup of tea). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s Swift Half Time - so more of your listener questions. On this episode…Time Travel, Mastermind Subjects and why were the 1990s so much fun……we’ll try and remember!We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comW&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/05/2026 • 13:31
Summer is nearly here and with it a trip down memory lane on this week’s podcast. Holiday camps, tents in the garden, frog spawn, playing Footy till it got dark, talent shows and tickling fish! We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/05/2026 • 37:49
This year it’s 60 years since England won the World Cup, so can they do it this summer in USA, and is it tainted by having a German Manager at the helm. We have a chat about that AND is Carrick the man to take United forward. Join us for a swift half at the Mason’s Arms in Mayfair, a Greene King Pub…We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/05/2026 • 09:53
Will recently turned 50 - he hasn't mentioned it much - so it was only fair to let him wang on about the party he had…..and all the freebies he blagged! Plus Ralf the fashion icon, poo bags, romantic nights out in Asda, the problem with learning lines and do we both need a ‘wind sock’ for our balls?We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/05/2026 • 42:34
Whaeeeeey….it’s Friday so it’s time for a ’Swift Half’ and that means more of your listener questions. On this episode we actually managed to get through more than one question including…..a very problematic ‘Would you Rather?, Darts Songs and the perfect age. We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/05/2026 • 12:01
We’re back in the pub where we bump into our future selves (it’s a long story and certainly confused Will - which isn’t hard) to chat Celebrity Prenups, parking problems, unprofessional behaviour on stage and excessive force when pooing! So just the usual stuff you’d discuss while having a couple of pints! We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/05/2026 • 35:07
A Swift Half in the pub for a Friday. This week more of your listener questions - although being really honest we only got through one question before we went off on one and somehow ended up discussing full frontal nudity, intimacy co-ordinators and stunt doubles. We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/05/2026 • 12:31
We’re back and in our second home…the Pub! Ralf is on Tour so Will headed to Cheltenham to meet him for 2 Pints and the usual mix of chat, banter and complete bollocks. This week….Will gives his ‘one sentence review’ of Ralf’s play, Pub Facts, Life after 50, Nicknames, Will the DJ and Eye Bags. Plus what caused a lot of listeners / viewers to get upset and have go???!This episode is sponsored by Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/04/2026 • 51:30
Part 3 of our very special bonus Pod featuring Will's wife Michelle. In this episode the big questions…'What’s the best gift they’ve given each other?’, ’Who’s the best driver?’, ‘Who snores the loudest?’ and ‘What’s the secret to a happy marriage?'We’re now going on a short break as Ralf is off on Tour around the country with ’The Spy Who Came in from The Cold’ - details below - but we’ll be back soon!https://spyonstage.com/W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/03/2026 • 16:51
Part 2 of our very special bonus Pod featuring Will's wife Michelle. On this episode they discuss their best qualities, who wears the trousers, who is the vainest and Celebrity crushes.Part 3 coming on Friday.Enjoy!Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/03/2026 • 14:35
A very, very special Bonus Podcast this week which you won’t want to miss. Ralf has a massive surprise for Will….hopefully he won’t be too freaked out about it! Apologies for Ralf’s shonky microphone - it’s a long story - but it will all make sense when you listen or watch. Parts 2 and 3 coming later in the week.Enjoy!Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/03/2026 • 14:05
A little 'Swift Half’ on a Friday for you and time for more of your questions. This week we cover Fat Gaz, Welsh Pronunciations, Strange Deliveries, Our Younger Lives and…..what’s the best song to have sex to?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/03/2026 • 15:55
A bit of a different ‘What Will William Tell?’ this week as Will delves into the hilarious world of sporting double entendres. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/03/2026 • 14:58
For the first time in 7 Series Ralf has actually done some Podcast Prep, so strap yourself in as he takes us on a whirlwind tour of subjects including who is the most vain, what do women really think, what keeps you awake at night and how much are we allegedly worth?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/03/2026 • 44:03
Some great listener questions this week, thanks for sending them all in and apologies if we didn’t get round to yours, including Fantasy Podcast Hosts, Upcoming TV projects and Who would play us in Films?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/03/2026 • 12:18
On this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ our Will has been down a bit of a ‘history wormhole’ to discover tales about Enlightenment, Devil Cats and the strange things the Romans did with urine. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/03/2026 • 14:39
This week we agree to take on a very unusual, feet based, money making challenge! Plus what is the most boring sport in the world, weird trends and Only Fans. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/03/2026 • 37:48
Who would we be allowed to have a ‘free pass’ with for a night? Plus which Supermodel did Ralf meet and who is better at Sport? Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/02/2026 • 12:30
Fancy a Trip to the Moon or a Holiday on Mars? On this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has been investigating ’Space Tourism’ and it’s fair to say Ralf is a tad sceptical. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/02/2026 • 13:10
This week we find out about the strange world of ’natural perfumes’ - let’s just call it that to be safe! Plus a visit to the world’s most expensive restaurant, Wet Dreams and the genius of …er….Arseholes! Also can we remember what we were doing back in 2016?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/02/2026 • 40:47
It’s time for a ’Swift Half’ which means it must be Friday!! More listener questions including what advice would you give to your younger self and do you have a secret talent?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/02/2026 • 15:28
What was the Worst Year to be Alive? Will has been digging around the history books and he thinks he’s come up with the answer. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/02/2026 • 11:33
A bit of a deep one this week as we chat about ’Sliding Doors Moments’ - you know, those times when you realise that life can go in two different directions and you ask yourself ‘What if….?’ Plus dodgy impressions, Talent Shows, made up stories and Will looks back at his musical career.Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/02/2026 • 36:34
It’s Friday! So that means it’s time for a ’Swift Half’ to get us ready for the Weekend. This week we’re answering some more of your listener questions, thanks for sending them in,…..but what question prompted Ralf to answer ‘Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford and Jenna Jameson’? Have a great weekend - back on Monday.Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/02/2026 • 13:34
'What Will William Tell?’ is back for 2026 and Will has been searching the internet for more weird and wonderful stories and facts. This week a very strange story centred around ‘Farts’ - so perfect material for the pod!Don't forget we’re here for you all week…..Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/02/2026 • 10:43
Now ‘Dry January' has been and gone we’re back into the swing of things with the usual Podcast on Monday, ‘What Will William Tell’ on Wednesday and a ’Swift Half’ to get you ready for the weekend on Friday. This week it’s the usual ridiculous mix of topics including, Spies, Windmilling, breakdancing, xylophones, Valentines Day, Sean Penn and Ralf unearths something very surprising from 2004. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/02/2026 • 38:23
Ok, confession time. We (well the Producer) got our dates wrong and this is the last of our ‘Dry January’ episodes in….er….February! Anyway, on this week’s Episode we delve into the scary world of A.I, get shocked about how long we spend on the phone, Ralf reveals a secret and Will decided to record the whole thing while drinking an energy drink…so that might explain why he’s so hyper!Normal service resumes next week the return of ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’.Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/02/2026 • 30:07
Now this might come as a surprise to many of you but we do actually do prep for this podcast, however in this episode it became very clear that some people’s prep is better than others….isn't that right Ralf??!!!We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Enjoy!Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/01/2026 • 26:52
Ralf is still looking like he lives in a cardboard box but receives a welcome kick up the arse. While Will is wired and ready to take on 2026 with a whole list of ambitions and dreams. Inspired by the fact he’s soon going to hit the big 5-0 he’s drawn up a ‘wish list’ of things he’s going to do in 2026…..and it’s fair to say some are more achievable than others!We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Great to be back. Enjoy!Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/01/2026 • 24:23
We thought we’d ease ourselves into 2026 with a few shorter pods for January - just to let us get back into the swing of things and also because Ralf has been so switched off over Xmas he looks like he’s not washed for a month! Hopefully he’ll sort out his hair, beard, and personal hygiene soon. In the meantime let’s have a look back at 2025 and its highlights!We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Great to be back. Enjoy!Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/01/2026 • 30:55
