Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian and podcaster, John Robins. 30 minutes of chat about his golf obsession, how he stumbled across Loch Lomond for FREE, and finding Tiger Woods' locker in the changing room. 🔒 We also find out why he's a better golfer when he doesn't play, his genius tactic of buying the opposition an extra drink and his DREAM four ball. 👀 MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make this series happen and bringing it to the masses. Check out all the amazing deals on their site below and remember use code GIRML10 on the app to get an extra 10% off HOT DEALS https://www.golfnow.co.uk You can also take the Golf Now quiz to find out the exact GOLFER you are below https://cloud.marketing.golfnow.co.uk/quiz Make sure you hit that subscribe button as we’ll be back every other Friday for another episode of Talk Birdie To Me! - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/06/2026 • 52:57
THE EVENING FOR SWINGERS TOUR IS HERE, click me for tickets The Thursday episode has landed, lets go legends. Today on the show Green is sad because his golf is getting worse and Price thinks he has solved all golfing issues by reading a book about HERTZ (lol what). Also, it's an email corner so expect golf clubs in lakes, all issues fixed by AIMING and HOLE IN ONES (or are they) Thanks to our friends at GolfBreaks for hooking us up with an amazing prize, remember the best email of the summer will be joining us for 4 nights at Hilton Pyramids Golf Resort, In Egypt with 3 rounds of golf (1x Dreamland GC, 1x The Allegria GC, 1x New Giza GC). BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/06/2026 • 38:05
Alright Par Pals, On today’s episode, we’re asking one of the strangest but possibly most important questions in golf… Is your brain electricity ruining your golf? Yes, this week we’re diving into brain waves, hertz, focus, feel, overthinking, underthinking, and whether your actual brain activity could be the reason you keep snap-hooking it into another postcode. Can understanding your brain help you play better golf? Or is this just another excuse for being absolutely terrible? We also have another edition of Toast or Roast with our friends at England Golf, where we take a look at another scorecard and decide whether it deserves a round of applause… or a public shaming. All this and more coming up on this week’s episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life. COME AND SEE US ON TOUR See you Thursday! Tom’s 👊 Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31/05/2026 • 37:05
COME AND SEE US ON TOUR I never thought i'd say this sentence BUT... with it being 34 degrees in the UK, is it too hot to hit up the golf course. The answer we've come to is POTENTIALLY. What we can say is that it is certainly too hot to be doing a golf podcast in a wooden shed. SO THAT Plus we get back into the email inbox with our friends at GolfBreaks. Remember, the best email from the summer will be crowned WINNER and be joining us for a golfing holiday in EYGPT! BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/05/2026 • 32:45
Alright Par Pals, Big one this week… We've somehow blagged our way into a PRO TOUR EVENT. Yes, you read that correctly. We’re playing in Blitz Golf and to explain exactly what we’ve got ourselves into, we’re joined by Simon, the organiser of Blitz Golf, to talk through the event, the format, and whether we’re about to embarrass ourselves on a much bigger stage than usual. Blitz Golf Tickets Also on today’s show, we bring back Toast or Roast with our friends at England Golf where we take a look at another listener scorecard and this one gets absolutely roasted. Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/05/2026 • 34:54
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by golfing legend and Dame, Laura Davies. 30 minutes of chat about life after competing, her SECRET golf course in her back garden, and her tips for getting out of the bunker. ⛳ We also find out why she has FOUR TVs all showing golf at the same time, her thoughts on Tiger Woods and her DREAM four ball. 👀 MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make this series happen and bringing it to the masses. Check out all the amazing deals on their site below and remember use code GIRML10 on the app to get an extra 10% off HOT DEALS https://www.golfnow.co.uk You can also take the Golf Now quiz to find out the exact GOLFER you are below https://cloud.marketing.golfnow.co.uk/quiz Make sure you hit that subscribe button as we’ll be back every other Friday for another episode of Talk Birdie To Me! - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/05/2026 • 34:37
Hello Par Pals! We’re back with another Email special thanks to our pals at Golfbreaks. Don’t forget you COULD BE JOINING US IN EGYPT. Just drop us an email and you could be heading out for a spot of golf and pyramid spotting later this year. On the show today: LOVE BLOSSOMS ON THE GOLF COURSE CAN YOU PUT A CARD IN BY YOURSELF AND SHOULD SINGLES HAVE MORE RIGHTS ON THE COURSE? Don’t forget tomorrow’s a Talk Birdie to Me day - the Dame herself, Dame Laura Davies, is going to be talking us through her golfing life and multiple tv screens and more. We’ll see you then! Toms x Fancy booking your own AMAZING GolfBreaks trip, - https://www.golfbreaks.com/en-gb/enquiry/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=girml Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/05/2026 • 37:43
Alright Par Pals, On today’s episode, we’re talking about the ultimate golfing nightmare… a lads’ golf trip almost ruined before it had even started. After the airline decided to absolutely destroy my driver, the trip was hanging by a thread. But just when all hope looked lost, a hero emerged — the pro at the golf resort somehow managed to fix it and save the entire trip. And it’s a good job he did… because I then went out and shot three under at La Manga. Was it destiny? Was it luck? Was the driver somehow better after being broken? Checkout Craig HERE All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom’s 👊 Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/05/2026 • 36:39
The final day of the second major of the year and no spoilers but it was A PRETTY BIG DAY FOR Aaron Rai! Tom and Tom get stuck in to the stats, the vibes and the stories from the final day of what was - frankly - actually a pretty good major. Despite the misgivings, this had it all. Bryson failed! Rory got angry! A Brit won! All this and more on the way today. Oh and normal service resumes tomorrow, in case you're worried about where Toast or Roast is. Toms x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/05/2026 • 26:49
That's right par pals! Another little slice (sorry) of analysis and evaluation of day three of the second major of the year. Along with Ben Parsons from off of Today's Golfer, Tom and Tom take another walk and talk through the events of the second day. Including: RORY IS ON THE MOVE SCHEFFLER MISSES SOME TIDDLERS AND RAI MIGHT WIN All this and more on the way. See you tomorrow for the final day! HOW exciting! Toms x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/05/2026 • 26:06
Hold the HECK on... are we enjoying the PGA Champs? This isn't traditionally everyone's favourite major but we think this packed field is making for some SPICY viewing. On today's podcast we cross off all the bossmen, discuss Bryson not making the cut, Dan Brown just about holding on, Maverick Mcnealy being a billionaire and so much more. We also have the JOY of handing over to Ben from Today's Golfer on the ground at Aronimink. - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/05/2026 • 27:28
It's here! The second major of the year has arrived, and with that so too have arrived our daily podcasts. Today, for reasons, it's an audio only stroll through day one. We'll discuss: RORY RAHMBO DAN BROWN and THE BEST FLOOR FILLERS All this and more incoming as we gear up for another cracking weekend of major golfing action. See you tomorrow! Toms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/05/2026 • 29:15
It’s another round up of your emails today with our pals at Golfbreaks and boy oh boy there was a full moon when you were sending those in. Get ready for a bunch of people getting slightly annoyed with each other on the golf course. Who KNEW what was a thing that happened on the golf course?!? ALSO: TOM SETS UP HIS SUMMER BAG TOM IS ON THE PRECIPICE And TOM ATTEMPTS TO STOP AN ARGUMENT All this and more on the way! Toms Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/05/2026 • 38:14
WIN A ROUND OF GOLF AT THE BELFRY, £250 TO SPEND AT PING AND A BOX OF GIRML GOODIES Happy Monday Golfing Friends... apols in advance as today's episode strays into the slightly self-indulgent. Green shoots his best ever round at La Manga and gives us a blow by blow play of how and why. Is that really entertaining.. god knows! Also, we are back with our friends at iGolf Toast or indeed roasting one of your rounds. BUY TOUR TICKETS HERE Find out ALL about iGolf and getting a handicap by following this link and get a MONTH FREE TRAIL - https://englandigolf.co.uk/girml/ You can submit YOUR cards via email or the discord channel - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/05/2026 • 37:17
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by former WORLD NUMBER 1 doubles tennis player, Jamie Murray. 30 minutes of chat about life after retiring from tennis, whether golf could be his next chapter, and his battle with THE YIPS. 😬 We also find out how his brother Andy is taking golf incredibly seriously, Jamie's best ever round and his DREAM four ball. 👀 MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make this series happen and bringing it to the masses. Check out all the amazing deals on their site below and remember use code GIRML10 on the app to get an extra 10% off HOT DEALS https://www.golfnow.co.uk You can also take the Golf Now quiz to find out the exact GOLFER you are below https://cloud.marketing.golfnow.co.uk/quiz Make sure you hit that subscribe button as we’ll be back every other Friday for another episode of Talk Birdie To Me! - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/05/2026 • 36:47
Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another half hour of golf chat with your favourite men called Tom. On the show today: YOU COULD BE COMING TO CAIRO WITH US IS YOUR PLAYING PARTNER ADDING YOUR SCORES UP WRONG ON PURPOSE AND AN EAGLE ON THE LAST?!?!?! All this and more heading for your ears and/or eyes. Don’t forget tomorrow we’ve got a brand new Talk Birdie To Me heading you way too with the unbelievably excellent (at golf and tennis) Jamie Murray. AND we’ve got a brand new video from Fairmont Hacienda dropping on Sunday. It’s all kicking off. It really is. See you soon! Toms x Fancy booking your own AMAZING GolfBreaks trip, click HERE New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/05/2026 • 37:50
The people wanted MORE on course content, so that is exactly what we have delivered... HOWEVER, this time, not in Scotland but in SPAIN. The Toms fly over to La Hacienda and San Roque to try and BREAK par and rekindle the VERSUS series for one last hoo'rah! NOT ONLY THAT... but thanks to Golf Breaks we have got a VERY exciting announcement as they jump onboard for EMAIL CORNER! ALERT ALERT ALERT - in this podcast the boys had been awake for hours, in the sun, playing lots of golf... VAST SWATHES of this pod will make little to NO sense. Fancy booking your own AMAZING GolfBreaks trip, click HERE - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/05/2026 • 37:16
Hi Par pals On today’s gentle conversational stroll around the links: Tom gets excited about the live show. Again. Tom gets Tom a gift AND We finally get stuck into some fresh emails that we’ve never read out on the show before. Also, keep your eyes peeled on our socials for a VERY exciting competition coming your way soon Cheers! Play well! Toms x Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/04/2026 • 36:15
THE TOMS ARE BACK BABY… it is a Monday episode so expect 30 minutes of golfing ramble chat as well as a look through some card submissions for iGolf's ‘Toast or Roast’. Not only that after bingeing Full Swing on the plane, Green has some thoughts on the new series of the show and sadly, we have to pay Price a compliment (never good) about his 10/10 putting tip. Find out ALL about iGolf and getting a handicap by following this link and get a MONTH FREE TRAIL - https://englandigolf.co.uk/girml/ You can submit YOUR cards via email or the discord channel - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/04/2026 • 34:37
WE’RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we’re joined by previous WORLD NUMBER 1, Lee Westwood. 30 minutes chat about what it’s actually like to be riding high as the world number 1, all things LIV and his partnership with PING. We also find out his crazy course memberships and his DREAM four ball. 👀 MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make this series happen and bringing it to the masses. Check out all the amazing deals on their site below and remember use code GIRML10 on the app to get an extra 10% off HOT DEALS https://www.golfnow.co.uk You can also take the Golf Now quiz to find out the exact GOLFER you are below https://cloud.marketing.golfnow.co.uk/quiz Make sure you hit that subscribe button as we’ll be back every other Friday for another episode of Talk Birdie To Me! - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/04/2026 • 38:33
Hello and welcome to another episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life where we’re once again hacking our way into the email backlog. On the show today: Double Eagles - can it really HAPPEN? A set of clubs for under £250 - worth it? AND Is worrying about holding people up ruining your game? All this and more on the way. Don’t forget this Sunday we’re dropping our brand new on course video over on our YouTube channel - can we break par at Woodall spa? Find out on Sunday! And we’ll see you Monday first thing. Bring a spare ball. Toms Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/04/2026 • 36:17
Right, that's it... The Toms have lost their minds. In today's episode Green attempts to convince Price that Yoga maybe the thing we all need to get down to scratch. Yes, it feels like a long shot. Not only that they talk about card inputting etiquette and once again it's another Toast or Roast w/ England Golf. Find out ALL about iGolf and getting a handicap, HERE - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/04/2026 • 35:03
Hello and welcome back to another thirty minutes of two grown men whinging about the cruelty and beauty of this silly stick and ball game. On the show today: TOM HITS A GOOD DRIVE TOM WORSHIPS RORY SOME MORE And EMAILS! So many emails! Scotland Adventure Email corner is brought to you with our friends at Today’s Golfer. Drop us an email and if we choose it to be the email of the week you’ll receive a year’s supply of Today’s Golfer and a bunch of golf balls. Yes please That’s all for now See you Monday! Toms x Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/04/2026 • 37:09
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT? Certainly not us. At no point during ANY of our Masters 2026 build-up did we dare to believe that BOSSMAN RORY could go BACK TO BACK and get another green jacket. Well, more fool us. After a simply BRILLIANT first major of the year The Toms deep dive into everything that’s gone down since Thursday and celebrate another amazing win for Rory. Not only that we #ToastOrRoast with our friends over at England Golf. It’s a BIG MONDAY EP Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/04/2026 • 30:26
Well well well. Turns out Rory only wants one green jacket. After a rollercoaster of a round, join Tom and Tom for more analysis (gut based hot takes) and facts (quickly googled while mid-sentence). On the show today they discuss CAN Rory win another Masters, WILL Cam Johnson pip him to the post and exactly HOW Scottie Scheffler is the worst person to have playing ahead of you. Don’t forget to join us tonight at around 930 BST for a live stream over on YouTube, as we watch the best tournament of the year come to a close. Blood sweat and tears incoming. Well, certainly the second two. See you later! - Tonights live - https://youtube.com/live/FTfSPSSrqO8 Toms Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/04/2026 • 24:51
IS IT POSSIBLE? DO WE DARE TO BELIEVE? Could after 48 hours at Augusta National the concept of back to back wins for Rory begin to dawn as a reality. Maybe. Just Maybe. The lads are back chatting with Alex from Todays Golfer on the hallowed turf of those Georgia Links. The only issue is that Green has been for a curry, watched zero golf, and had three pints of strong continental larger. It’s not ideal for us for the sponsors. Strap yourself in for 30 mins of lukewarm takes and even more lukewarm-er-er banter. TOMS Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/04/2026 • 35:52
Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh Bob whyyy) of the first day of the Masters 2026. We’re also joined LIVE from Augusta by Alex Perry from Today’s Golfer who brings us huge insight into the atmosphere, the players and the cheese sandwiches. The Masters is up and running team! Happy Golf Christmas! We’ll see you same time tomorrow for a second daily dose, yeah? Toms Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/04/2026 • 37:06
In today's CHOCKABLOCK episode of GIRML the guys cross over to Alex from Today's Golfer who is LIVE on property at Augusta National, giving us the sort of in-depth analysis we can only dream of. Not only that we dive back into the email inbox and answer your questions on breaking 100, handicap in competition etiquette and a serious GDRP issue involving Green's wife. Email Corner is powered by our friends at Todays Golfer You can check out their analysis of the FULL Masters Field here - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/04/2026 • 36:32
We are KICK STARTING the BRAND NEW Talk Birdie To Me series in a big way… on the week of the first major in 2026 we present Masters Winner, Sheffield lad and all around British golfing LEGEND - DANNY WILLETT. 30 minutes of conversation covering that amazing win back in 2016 and how, EVEN FOR HIM, it’s hard to get an Augusta National tee time. MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make this series happen and bringing it to the masses. Check out all the amazing deals on their site below and remember use code GIRML10 on the app to get an extra 10% off HOT DEALS https://www.golfnow.com/ You can also take the Golf Now quiz to find out the exact GOLFER you are below https://cloud.marketing.golfnow.co.uk/quiz Make sure you hit that subscribe button as we’ll be back every other Friday for another episode of Talk Birdie To Me! - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/04/2026 • 38:02
It may be Golf Christmas out there this week, so to celebrate Toms G and P head over to Woodhall Spa with their pals at England Golf to play the hardest golf course in the country. In many ways this is their Masters Moment. So, to prepare for the first (and last?) format featuring a rhyme: TOM GETS A METRONOME TOM THINKS HE’S PLAYING WELL AND we do our first Roast or Toast as we go through one of YOUR scorecards with our pals at England Golf. All this and more heading your way. AND don’t forget this week is of course Masters Week so we’ll be doing DAILY podcasts after each round. AND we’re starting our interview special - Talk Birdie To Me - with a MASTERS CHAMPION this Wednesday. Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/04/2026 • 35:47
