Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits.Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really). 00:00 - Best of 2025!01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch26:08 – Is life over at 30?!27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?32:35 – Keep sending in your questions!#TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/05/2025 • 34:06
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns.Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes.A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile. 🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/05/2025 • 55:16
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out.Abbey opens up about her horse’s Grand Prix-level skills (and her own canter struggles), while Pete tackles questions on work husbands, toxic relationships, and whether you should follow your dreams, or your deposit.The duo dish out advice on everything from moving halfway across the world to escape negativity, to whether university is worth the debt. To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/05/2025 • 34:08
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats.Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing.We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired breakup story takes centre stage with mouth foam icks, and one truly iconic fart.From Mandela effect mix-ups to ‘throds’, it’s another classic blend of chaos. Tune in for laughs, love and the perfect roast potato recipe.#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/05/2025 • 55:16
In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and hilarious real-life parenting chaos. From navigating grey-area relationships to heated debates about tea-making power plays, and even a shocking hen-do dilemma involving pregnancy and broken friendships. Plus, the couple explore caravan name games, Scouse slang, and the emotional toll of football stardom on young athletes offering heartfelt advice to fans. ⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe & Intro⏳ 00:30 – Situationship Dilemma: Is It Love or Fear?⏳ 04:30 – The Label Debate: Why Are We So Obsessed With It?⏳ 06:45 – Moving In for Convenience, Not Romance⏳ 09:00 – Caravan Games and Ridiculous Names⏳ 11:00 – 'The Shabba' Origin Story⏳ 15:30 – Dead Eyes⏳ 17:00 – The Power Play of Tea-Making⏳ 19:00 – Forgotten Hens & Pregnancy Drama⏳ 23:00 – Football, Fame & Mental ResilienceEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/05/2025 • 35:01
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing!From chaotic airport dashes with fake babies, to battling snoring fits and bonk-blocking kids, the couple break down the highs, lows, and sheer absurdities of travelling as a family.We hear Abbey’s tips for dodging holiday rip-offs (spoiler: it involves a LOT of washing powder), the stress of hosting endless BBQs abroad, and why some holidays can make or break a relationship.Plus, Peter shares an emotional message about the respect young referees deserve, while Abbey opens up about her past flying fears (including a wild hijack scare that definitely wasn’t one...).If you’ve ever struggled with family holidays, travel panic, or packing disasters, this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/04/2025 • 50:30
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy?From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life.Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after ten years, and whether being Hemsworth for a day would really be that bad. Spoiler: Pete’s not convinced.Plus, Abbey gives iconic friendship advice for lifting your besties up, Naomi Campbell strut included, and the great ‘pants vs trousers’ debate returns in a North vs South culture clash you don’t want to miss.⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to Therapy Crouch!⏳ 02:27 – The mid-air meltdown over Javier Bardem⏳ 06:00 – Deep Heat: modern romance?⏳ 10:14 – Who would you be for a day? Miley? Elon? Federer?⏳ 15:06 – Pants vs trousers: North/South chaos⏳ 18:00 – Abbey says goodbye to home (but not horses!)⏳ 22:01 – Abbey’s brutal truth bomb: “You deserve better!”⏳ 24:00 – SNOOP-GATE: What Abbey found in Pete’s suitcase⏳ 25:01 – Pete caught planning a golf trip in secret?!Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/04/2025 • 27:45
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions.Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs!As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit03:10 - Staycations & Baby Grow Blunder06:14 - Cheekbones & Bedbound Binging13:12 - The Underwear Argument of the Century20:25 - Bucket Lists, Communes & Big Dreams34:02 - Weddings, Weird Guests & Snuggly Voice IcksTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/04/2025 • 46:18
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straight from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday.Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how to keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship.Abbey gets candid about the hellish sickness of her pregnancies and her longing for another baby, while Pete weighs in on why he’s firmly closing the baby shop. The pair also reflect on their dream future five years from now and hilariously debate whether Abbey could go without designer homeware or alone time with Pete forever. Spoiler: “femur fever” is involved.As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 – Chaos in Portugal: Pete’s bad back and alfresco filming fails00:50 – Pete’s femur length and the flight legroom disaster03:00 – The three emojis that sum up their relationship04:15 – Abbey’s emotional confession about wanting another baby06:45 – Can you love someone else before loving yourself?10:15 – How to handle dating a co-worker in secret13:00 – Abbey and Pete react to the Mandela Effect mind-benders17:45 – My boyfriend ignores me in front of his mates—what do I do?22:00 – Abbey opens up about being violently ill during pregnancy26:00 – Abbey’s “prison drama” level sickness explained29:45 – Abbey and Pete’s dream day in five years time32:00 – Barbecue memories and the episode sign-offTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/04/2025 • 32:51
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet. From dads accidentally broadcasting p*rn through car Bluetooth to men moaning their own names in bed (yes, really), no topic is too awkward for this hilarious duo. Abbey and Peter offer their brutally honest takes on everything from relationships to roids, emotional oversharing to DIY medical emergencies and they don’t hold back. With their signature mix of banter, brutal advice, and real-life chaos, this Agony Abs special proves the UK needs more therapy… and fast.Have a dilemma you need solving? Submit your Agony Ab to the pod at the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/viewform?edit_requested=true00:00 – Agony Abs Special.03:00 – “Listener blew all his money on a first date.09:18 – Listener’s boyfriends weird habit…14:01 – Husband asking for a diagnosis.19:08 – Listener discovers girlfriend's therapist dad knows EVERYTHING.21:50 – "Do you break up over oversharing?"31:30 – ‘absolute trash’ listener submissions.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/04/2025 • 43:13
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of their most controversial debates yet—can married people really grab a coffee with someone they fancy?Things kick off with Pete’s shocking ski story, where a high-speed fall nearly ended in disaster (thank god for helmets!). But the drama doesn’t stop there. Abbey recounts the ultimate dinner party horror—picking up a slurring Peter from the golf club, only for him to be sick mid-date night in full view of the guests! And in this week’s Agony Abz, the couple are split down the middle as they answer a listener's tricky question: is it wrong to meet someone for a harmless coffee if you're already married? Let’s just say... it doesn’t go down smoothly. There’s also a hilarious dive into adult roller skating, froggy faces, and a very unexpected roller rink rant. So grab your skates, sip your flat white carefully, and tune in for another unfiltered, laugh- out-loud episode!00:03:19 – Abbey vs the French waiter 00:08:51 – “You’re married... and getting coffee?” The great debate begins. 00:12:00 – “Everyone looks like a rat or a frog” 00:22:00 – Listener writes in from a yacht in Antigua 00:24:00 – Pete expands on happiness vs wealth—and who really feels fulfilled. For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/04/2025 • 26:55
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Petetake aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts.Abbey is not impressed with Pete’s attempts at being nice, especially when they come in the form ofbuttery baked goods during a health kick.There’s talk of £8,000 Guinness rounds, Abbey’s dreamy 80s-themed Ibiza bash, and a deep diveinto the mystery of why tea never tastes right unless your other half makes it.Meanwhile, In the Agony Abs, the couple weigh in on a listener's daughter's diva transformation,teenage eye-rolls, and why parenting suddenly feels like psychic warfare.”If you want to submit an agony abs, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe plug & intro chaos: Abbey forgets her name.⏳ 03:00 – Ibiza plans, 80s outfits & dream party themes.⏳ 07:37 – Pete’s £8,000 Guinness shock.⏳ 16:53 – Agony Abs: Six-year-olds with attitude.⏳ 19:54 – Sign off with fashion fails and full-circle chaos.To contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/04/2025 • 55:22
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!!Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at Anfield last weekend, Crouchy is still flying high and is keen to reveal that he has a better goalscoring record than none other than Ronaldo himself - the stats do not lie!!!!We also hear from a listener who has had enough of her parents probing questions regarding her life plans and are in need of a big ol GROW UPAnd stay tuned for one of our most outrageous Ask Me Anything questions yet, where a girlfriend is left trembling at the thought of what may be lurking behind her boyfriend's bathroom door. All this and much more only on the Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/04/2025 • 30:34
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettiest arguments couples have ever had.Pete, ever the stats man, crunches the numbers on some surprising relationship habits, while Abbey spills the tea on the most outrageous ways people have been ghosted (spoiler: some of you are SAVAGE).We also hear from you guys about the most ridiculous fights you’ve had with your partners—think serious debates over the “correct” way to stack a dishwasher and near-breakups over missing birthday texts.Plus, in the Agony Abs, one listener’s fella is putting football way ahead of their love life, and another is questioning if their partner’s secret “work wife” is more than just a friendly colleague…If you’ve got your own dilemmas for Abbey & Pete, drop us a message using the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit⏳ 00:00 – A BIG relationship debate!⏳ 07:40 – The most ridiculous couple fights!⏳ 16:35 – Work wives & husbands, is it crossing a line?⏳ 21:50 – The WORST way to break up…⏳ 30:25 – Abbey & Peter’s relationship red flags.⏳ 39:20 – Pete’s final words of wisdomTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/04/2025 • 56:13
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship dilemmas to DIY disasters, no topic is off-limits…Abbey shares her dream kitchen wishlist (complete with dog-washing stations, of course), while Pete gets grilled on his eyebrow situation. The couple debate the ultimate friendship rankings, reveal the absolute worst way to give a “shove,” and weigh in on the all-too-relatable agony of teenage braces.Plus, what happens when you accidentally snog your ex’s best mate? (Spoiler: Nothing good.)If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to the AMA! Abbey & Pete kick things off.⏳ 02:00 – Abbey vs. Pete: The eyebrow trimming debate.⏳ 06:30 – The dream kitchen wishlist—dog showers & hidden toasters.⏳ 10:45 – The WEDDING guest list debate—who makes the cut?⏳ 14:00 – “I snogged my ex’s best mate… now he’s ghosting me?”⏳ 18:20 – Teenage braces crisis—how to help your kid feel confident.⏳ 23:10 – Pete’s gardening ambitions take a questionable turn…⏳ 24:45 – The most ridiculous friendship rankings ever.⏳ 26:00 – The Therapy Crouch couple’s Friday Night Ritual.⏳ 27:50 – Signing off!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/03/2025 • 27:14
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately tries to navigate the unwritten rules of making the day special—without accidentally putting his foot in it.From the hilarious debate over what actually constitutes an acceptable Mother’s Day gift (is a lie-in really enough?) to the listener stories of husbands who spectacularly missed the mark, this episode is packed with laughs, frustration, and the ultimate relationship truths.Plus, Abbey reveals her latest impulse decision involving two Shetland ponies and three sheep, while Peter gets grilled over his very suspicious ‘pre-golf swim’. The Agony Abs section is all about sibling rivalry, freeloading family members, and the eternal question: why don’t stepmums get enough Mother’s Day recognition?!If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/editOslo Skin Lab: https://www.osloskinlab.co.uk/products/the-solution-collagen?campcode=TSIFMEA0925UKO&utm_source=Instagram%20&utm_medium=Influencer&utm_content=IG_influencer&utm_campaign=TSIFMEA0925UKO_AbbeyClancy6030📌 00:00 – Abbey & Peter kick off the Mother’s Day special📌 02:30 – Abbey’s weekly whine: a near-death motorway breakdown📌 04:45 – Peter’s ‘pre-golf swim’ scandal—why is Abbey suspicious?📌 10:15 – The Mother’s Day expectations vs. reality debate📌 12:50 – Abbey’s outrageous reaction to a Range Rover gift (not hers!)📌 18:22 – The sibling struggle: freeloaders and forgotten cards📌 25:30 – Mum guilt & emotional blackmail—how real is it?📌 29:10 – True or False: Did a mum really take the wrong child home?📌 33:45 – The stepmum dilemma—should they get a Mother’s Day gift?📌 38:05 – Abbey’s accidental adoption of two ponies & three sheep📌 40:00 – Wrapping up: Abbey’s final verdict on Mother’s DayTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/03/2025 • 40:02
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me Anything special!From parenting disasters to fast food hacks (yes, we’re talking about something called a "McGangBang" – don’t ask), we dive into everything. Abbey also shares a hilariously awkward McDonald’s drive-thru story, while Peter has some… let’s say interesting thoughts on parenting styles.We also tackle your dilemmas, from the best way to include dads in pregnancy to whether food or sex is more important in a relationship (prepare for a heated debate).Oh, and if you’ve ever accidentally developed a Scouse accent, Peter can relate.Got a burning question for the next one? Drop it in the comments!If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 - "Why are you being so nice to me tonight?"07:49 - Smuggling vodka with a fake pregnancy belly16:31 - The ultimate "Would You Rather" 20:12 - The infamous "Vanarama" car game28:33 - Pete's accidental Scouse accent To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/03/2025 • 28:33
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful.From horrific wipeouts to rude French shopkeepers, Peter crowd-surfing in a ski bar, and their kidsabsolutely out-skiing them, this episode is a full debrief of their chaotic (but slightly amazing) trip.Abbey confesses to crying on the slopes, Peter questions his skiing technique, and the pair debatewhether they should just move to the mountains forever.Plus, in the weekly wine, Abbey’s patience runs out with Peter’s shopping habits, and in AgonyAbs, they weigh in on bad flatmates, noisy partners, and the ultimate debate—should grown men still be doing shots in Wetherspoons?If you’ve ever struggled on a ski trip, lost your AirPods, or had a karaoke-induced illness, thisepisode is for you.If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00:00 - Peter and Abbey’s intro and ski trip debrief.00:06:00 – Weekly wine: Peter’s chaotic shopping habits.00:18:08 – Abbey’s full ski meltdown00:24:14 – The kids out-ski Abbey & Peter00:29:37 – Peter’s skiing "technique" shocks Abbey.00:31:58 – Abbey’s moving to the mountains.00:33:10 – Flatmate horror stories00:42:26 – Final thoughtsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/03/2025 • 43:38
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special!From petty revenge stories (including an infamous sausage-throwing incident) to the ultimate relationship dilemmas, they tackle everything from wedding invite drama to the age-old debate of who gets the final say on baby names. Abbey also doubles down on her UFO obsession, and Peter opens up about returning to Anfield—will the robot celebration make a comeback?And if you think you’ve got weird relationship habits, wait until you hear what Peter refuses to do for himself…If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 – Peter’s bizarre revenge06:06 – Baby name wars14:30 – Ridiculous conspiracy theories20:56 – Peter’s sausage story continues!25:14 – Abbey refuses to make her own teaTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/03/2025 • 26:57
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth Day and renowned relationship expert and Married at First Sight star Mel Schilling.With love, dating, and relationships on the agenda, the gang dives deep into the highs and horrors of modern romance. Elizabeth and Mel share their unique love stories—including both meeting their husbands online at the age of 39—and unpack the wild world of dating apps, the psychology behind toxic relationships, and why so many people settle for the wrong partner.Abbey and Peter open up about their own relationship dynamics, while Mel and Elizabeth put them under the microscope with some expert-level couple analysis.And in this week’s Agony Abs, things take a turn for the unexpected—should you be worried if your partner wants you to dress as a burglar? And what do you do if you receive an anonymous letter claiming your husband is cheating?If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00:00 – Intro00:02:24 – Meeting their husbands online at 3900:04:10 – Why dating apps make modern love disposable00:10:10 – The importance of ‘dating yourself’ first00:17:33 – Are you settling in your relationship?00:27:03 – Why safety is the most romantic thing in a relationship00:30:32 – The struggle of choosing ‘nice guys’ over ‘bad boys’00:34:35 – How Abbey and Peter argue—expert analysis00:42:15 – Agony Abs: My boyfriend wants me to dress like a burglar?!00:47:12 – Agony Abs: I got an anonymous letter saying my husband is cheating…00:50:41 – How to really know if your partner is lying00:55:06 – Does marriage kill attraction?To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/03/2025 • 62:37
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your most hilarious, awkward, and downright bizarre questions.From the secrets behind their marriage to unexpected confessions, nothing is off-limits as the duo share unfiltered takes on relationships, family dramas, and the occasional football-related rant. Expect plenty of oversharing, a few classic Peter blunders, and some seriously questionable advicein this jam-packed episode of The Therapy Crouch!And, of course, we dive into the Agony Abs, where one listener finds themselves caught betweenromance and revenge, and another wonders if their partner's unique bedroom habit is a red flag.Got a burning question for Abbey & Peter? Drop it in the comments or send it our way for the next AMA!If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 – Welcome to the AMA04:15 – An outrageous question!10:30 – Abbey exposes Peter17:50 – Our biggest fight as a couple23:05 – bizarre dating dilemma’s29:40 – Peter’s thoughts on modern relationships35:25 – The most ridiculous thing Abbey has ever bought42:10 – Agony Abs48:30 – Peter’s wildest dressing room story54:55 – Marriage advice1:02:15 – Abbey’s completely lost for words1:08:40 – what’s coming next!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/03/2025 • 24:58
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd, and The One Show’s very own Alex Jones. Together, they co-host the new podcast BINGE!, all about the eternal struggle of choosing what to watch.The group dives into the chaos of married life, the unexpected ways TV taste can ruin relationships, and whether binge-watching is a bonding experience or a battleground.Harry reflects on McFly’s 21-year journey, their tour with Busted, and how band life has changed now that most of them are dads. Alex shares wild behind-the-scenes stories from The One Show, including the most bizarre guests ever.Also on the agenda—an Agony Abs dilemma that has the group in stitches: should a die-hard Oasis fan take his wife or his best mate to the gig of a lifetime? Plus, a completely insane fertility ‘hack’ involving walnuts that left everyone speechless.If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 - Intro06:05 – How BINGE! was born.08:45 – One Show appearance gone wrong…10:01 – Pete’s Real Housewives obsession.15:26 – McFly’s 21st anniversary.24:04 – The struggles of marriage & kids30:24 – School-gate politics.35:35 – Who is pickier when it comes to binge-watching?38:11 – The great bedtime battle.44:40 – The Oasis ticket controversy.46:08 – The walnut fertility hack.48:45 – Final thoughts.To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/03/2025 • 50:50
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Peter and Abbey answer the burning questions sent in by you, the listeners! Abbey and Peter debate what they’d give up for Lent (hint: Abbey’s phone addiction might be on the chopping block), share their brutally honest thoughts on turning 30, and settle the age-old question—what’s the ultimate long-haul flight outfit?Abbey makes a shocking confession about her real last name, Peter shares his football wisdom for aspiring young players, and the couple hilariously dissect the deeper meaning behind their favourite animals—expect everything from spiritual awakenings to outright disbelief!If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 - Intro02:05 - Lent Sacrifices05:50 - The Animal Personality Test10:40 - Abbey’s Go-To Travel Outfit14:10 - He Got His New Girl a Telescope?!19:20 - The Ultimate 50th Birthday Itinerary23:45 - Wedding Planning: What to Splurge & Save On27:10 - Peter’s Football Advice for Young Players30:20 - Family Meeting33:10 - Favourite Actors34:40 - Abbey’s ‘Accidental’ Name Change 35:55 - Final ThoughtsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/02/2025 • 34:47
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the one and only Christopher Biggins—legendary actor, panto king, and former I’m a Celebrity winner.From his illustrious six-decade career in entertainment to his unexpected honeymoon crash with an Oscar-winning actor, Biggins delivers stories with his signature wit and charm. Biggins also shares his thoughts on modern dating, outrageous housemate behavior, and the bizarre trend of people manifesting their way to success. Plus, in Agony Abs, the team tackles a listener’s plea for help with a boyfriend who believes birds aren’t real…It’s Biggins, it’s bonkers, and it’s one you don’t want to miss!If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 – Intro02:54 – How Biggins & Abbey became besties04:16 – Why Biggins refuses to do any more reality TV07:59 – Crashing an Oscar winner’s honeymoon12:43 – The bizarre Poldark scene…15:55 – Abbey’s secret singing career17:10 – Heartbreaking reality of closeted stars in Hollywood24:09 – What makes a relationship last?30:54 – Why Biggins avoids texting39:50 – My boyfriend thinks pigeons are government drones44:50 – “He makes too much noise… in bed!"47:46 – Biggins signs offTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/02/2025 • 48:21
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special!Abbey shares her latest travel disaster, from missing clothes to margarita-fueled airport chaos, while Peter dives into a shocking statistic—apparently, 50% of young men have never asked a woman out in person?! The couple debates whether modern dating has officially killed chivalry and relives the pure terror of making a house phone call to ask someone out back in the day.In Agony Abs, a listener wonders whether she should warn her ex’s new girlfriend about his shocking web of lies, and another seeks advice on helping her son handle school bullies. Peter gets personal about his own childhood struggles, offering some brutally honest words of wisdom for anyone facing criticism.Want Abbey & Peter’s advice? Leave your questions in the comments or DM them to be featured in the next Ask Me Anything!I f you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 – Intro01:16 – Abbey’s first solo airport experience04:53 – The Blur documentary08:04 – True or false headlines13:49 – Squat for a bus ticket?!15:57 – Engagement ring size & divorce18:43 – Should you warn your ex’s new girlfriend?24:48 – Harsh realities of childhood bullying26:35 – Household chores28:10 – Bed making30:52 – Peter’s bidet experience34:08 – Confident kids—Abbey & Peter’s adviceEXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/stf Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/02/2025 • 35:44
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the ever-entertaining Jordan Stephens—one-half of Rizzle Kicks, author, and all-around creative force. Jordan gets candid about his journey through heartbreak, therapy, and self-discovery, revealing the deeply personal experiences that shaped his new book. From toxic breakups and wild retreats to Brazil, to the unbreakable bond between humans and their dogs, Jordan’s reflections strike a perfect balance between raw emotion and hilarious storytelling.The trio also dive into the quirks of modern relationships, road rage-induced meltdowns, and the age-old debate over serving food on wooden boards. Plus, in the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter tackle a listener’s relationship dilemma about a boyfriend who acts single in public—red flag or just a different love language?If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/stf Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!00:00 Introduction04:22 Balancing Boundaries07:03 Staying Sober13:17 Keeping Creative16:46 ADHD20:43 Weekly Whine Club24:59 The Truth Hurts32:47 Book Club37:39 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/02/2025 • 57:00
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey is left very unimpressed by a listener admission who has gone to great lengths to hide an upcoming golf trip from his loving life partner, leaving her pondering….why did he lie?!Abbey and Peter also ponder what makes a shabby zone acceptable when it comes to the great outdoors, and we hear some of Peter’s favourite Stoke City memories.And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Peter give their final verdict on what makes the perfect no alcoholic beverage this hot girl winter…. I f you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 Intro06:34 First Impressions09:24 Peter's Stoke City Memories12:48 Social med22:31Agony Abs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/02/2025 • 29:23
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday. Peter is spitting facts and stats as he enlightens us on the history and traditions behind Valentine’s Day as well as some of the surprising spending habits of lovebirds around the globe. We also hear some of your guys’ valentines day disasters including an awkward dinner encounter with an ex and what to do when your thoughtful(ish) gifts backfire spectacularly. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is concerned her ‘hot rodent’ taste in men is going to leave her in the lurch as well as advice on how to handle a parent’s midlife crisis!If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction05:20 Valentine's Day Disasters11:20 Valentine's Day Fun Facts18:31 Love Around the World22:22 "Hot Rodent" Boyfriend26:32 Social Media Parenting32:00 Midlife Crisis Fashion and FlirtingTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/02/2025 • 36:28
On today’s edition of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, there is drama on the couch as Abbey reacts to her shocking ‘WikiFEET’ rating and an even bigger surprise as Peter discovers he has a dedicated fan page too!!The gang also touch upon their self care routines, and Abbey addresses the current trend of ’Salmon Sperm Facials’ that are all the range in tinseltown at the moment. The ever confident crouchy also gives his verdict on whether he would be able to land a plane in an emergency situation, and Abbey is on hand for a mother-to-be listener whose morning sickness is ruining her pregnancy! And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter reveal the recent parenting hack that has turned their lives around… If you want to submit a question to The Therapy Crouch #AMA, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 Introduction04:14 True Romance 07:41 Underated Undies11:37 Online Dating13:29 Managing Morning Sickness15:02 Wikifeet 19:02 Travelling with Kids23:18 (Not So) Gentle ParentingTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/02/2025 • 28:03
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the slopes on their first ever ski trip and are still feeling the effects from their Apres Antics!In the weekly whine club, Abbey reveals her biggest celebrity grudge after being unfairly kicked off last year’s cooking with the stars - the injustice!We also hear all the goss from the big man’s birthday, after he selfishly decided to do exactly what he wanted on his own big day!And stay tuned for the Weekly Whine Club and Agony Abs, where we hear from a listener whose partner’s scruffy cooking antics is driving the to distraction as well as from an office worker who needs advice on how to deal with the office kiss a** who keeps giving her opinions even when they aren’t wanted! If you want to submit an Agony Ab, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Intro03:12 Family05:31 Weekly Whine Club08:17 Coffee Culture14:30 Apres Abbey20:06 Style over Substance23:55 Chinese New Year28:58 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/02/2025 • 41:41
