We have travelled around the world dreaming of playing sport professionally... and we never made it. However, if if there is one skill we have acquired it’s the art of being a great team-mate.We create content for the kid in every adult! There are Dad Jokes, fun games and plenty of chat about the things that made us laugh this week. We know life gets busy, so this is our way of bringing you along for a chuckle. So grab a beer, coffee or glass of wine and join us for the fun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can you introduce yourself to a new person and then ask to eat their leftover food less than a minute later? We wouldn’t have thought so but it can happen apparently. Michael Clarke tearing his Hamstring in combat inspired us to go through some very funny ways people have acquired injuries! 1:30 - Eating Other People’s Leftovers 3:53 - Joke of the Week 6:58 - Best & Worst of Social Media 11:30 - Stinking Crowd Behaviour18:40 - Avoiding Hangovers 24:30 - Michael Clarke 32:10 - Google Feud We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/01/2023 • 40:52
We welcome Gode and Mickus back into the fold this week and Gode gets straight back into action by gifting Skin with a free clinic on how to make a pun! We speak to a Friend of the Show and find out that Skin is very up to date with youthful language. Here is how it went: 1:30 - Gode's Body Clock 3:40 - Wrong Lyrics 5:26 - Joke of the Week7:05 - Worst Excuses You've Heard 15:41 - Terrible Cock Ups 22:29 - Friend of the Show 30:10 - Fictionary We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/01/2023 • 38:54
Leigh and Skin had a trip to Sydney booked in and therefore needed a guest to bring the heat on the podcast this week... and Billy Darcy was just the man for the job. An incredibly funny guy with some wonderful stories! Here is how the chat went: 1:00 - Meet Billy Darcy5:40 - Leigh’s Lip Syncing5:30 - Joke of the Day/Week11:56 - Rogue News Headlines18:09 - Stand Up Comedy Heckles30:41 - Stupid Cricket Rules36:39 - Must or Dust45:32 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/01/2023 • 50:42
Couple of fantastic stories about Skin and Leigh in this episode, one is quite recent... and one is a blast from the past! We also did a Namestorm that went for far too long so we are sorry about that but at least if you ever have a wheelbarrow that needs a name... you have 10 minutes worth of audio to refer to. Here is how the episode went: 1:30 - Skin's Questionable Behaviour 5:30 - Jokes with Folk8:20 - Bali Sex Law Change15:07 - Football Nudity 20:00 - Man of the Match24:30 - Namestorm35:00 - What's your favourite sauce? We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/01/2023 • 38:57
We used the New Year as an opportunity to look back at some of the best moments from the We Got The Chocolates podcast in 2022 as voted by... Leigh. We can get organised and do a countdown from you next year! It was a late idea I'll be honest. 1:10 - Orientation/ Scene Setting/ Explanation 4:32 - The Countdown Begins!28:35 - Notable Mentions31:24 - Where to find us We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/12/2022 • 35:07
Uploading this on Boxing Day because there is no better time to get a few laughs and some great cricket insights from the number 1 Test batter in the world! If you like cricket, Marnus gives you plenty of content in the middle of this episode, and if you don't like cricket... there is a great reflection on where the "Namestorm" segment came from and some quality Must or Dusts! We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/12/2022 • 29:49
We simply had to get into the festive spirit and discuss our favourite Christmas, whether some traditions are better than others and identify who has the best ear for Carols! All the bells and whistles... well just bells actually. You will hear a few of them in the background. Here is how the episode went: 1:30 - Christmas Edition Stories 11:00 - Rogue Joke 13:00 - Must or Dust 23:15 - Human Shazam 31:55 - Christmas Bon Bon Jokes We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/12/2022 • 43:12
We are on Gode's back deck this week which seems to improve everyone's mood! There is Bamboo behind us which leads to a wonderful Panda related joke from Gode. Skin continues to avoid puns like the plague and Leigh throws out millions of them. Here is how the episode went: 2:17 - Self Serve Things5:30 - A Joke for you8:21 - Thomas' Email 10:40 - Wedding Speech Cliches 17:00 - David Warner 22:50 - Social Media Comments 25:10 - Dumbest Questions 30:11 - Your responses 33:20 - Beer sizes We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/12/2022 • 40:55
We tried a new game this week involving guessing songs and it went... well quite poorly. This obviously leads to Gode spraying everyone as per usual. We got another great Joke of the Day entry sent in which you have to hear. Plenty of laughs in this episode and here is how it went: 2:00 - We saw Burlesque5:00 - Joke of the Week7:40 - Why Gode hates Cafes11:25 - Scratching Our Heads 14:04 - Reversing In19:21 - Review 22:15 - Most Instagram Followers 25:27 - Baz Ball29:51 - Luckiest Ever Batter 31:00 - Human Shazam 36:35 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/12/2022 • 41:44
Jana is in as guest host for this episode and brings a real voice of ... well mainly disappointment in us. It does make for great listening though! We cover things that irritate you, longest winning streaks in sport and what Google is suggesting you search! Here is how it went: 1:32 - Parenting 1013:25 - The Joke 6:05 - Most Irritating Things 18:16 - Longest Winning Streaks 27:45 - Massive Losing Bet28:55 - Google Feud 37:40 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/11/2022 • 40:48
Mitch has this recurring bad dream... where he goes to school nude. It's the first time we have ever heard of it, and he also hasn't had to go to school for about 8 years but sometimes nightmares are just too real. Gode also tees off about cricket a lot in this episode! Here is how it went... 1:12 Who is Who 2:10 Mitch’s Piss Poor Planning 6:10 Here’s Some Jokes9:10 Gode Likes Cricket 16:00 Pat Comments 19:04 Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe23:36 23 Contact Lenses in Eye27:30 You’re a Quizzard39:40 You’re In for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/11/2022 • 44:25
We try and get to the bottom of who is who on the podcast! We know the nicknames get confusing... particularly for us it turns out. We find out what Mitch sounds like with a higher pitch voice, and discover that some people enjoy beer during sex! Here is how it went: 1:20 - Leigh’s got a story5:30 - Joke of the day9:20 - Best time to have a beer19:40 - Our favourite listeners 21:55 - Overturned sporting decisions28:25 - Most embarrassing moments34:25 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/11/2022 • 40:59
Gode doesn't seem to be in the best mood for this episode... something about lateness is bothering him. You might not notice though, he barely mentioned it. This episode contains the Joke of the Day that has made us laugh the most. Here is how it went: 2:28 - Spa Etiquette 4:30 - Joke of the Day7:55 - Namestorm15:15 - League vs Union21:35 - Country Puns Ambush 29:40 - Get Fact 36:30 - Friend of the Show40:00 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/11/2022 • 43:56
If you have ever been to Brisbane you are no doubt familiar with the Gabba. It is about to be knocked down and rebuilt in preparation for the 2032 Olympics so we figured we should record an episode from right next to it! It was so loud to be honest so we apologise for that... but it was a lot of fun. Here is how it went: 2:15 - Gode's Story5:10 - Cheers Dad6:00 - Joke of the Day9:35 - Listen to the Chocs13:50 - Pranks with Josh Dascombe20:20 - Fake Mr Bean24:20 - Mankad Avoidance26:55 - Must or Dust35:40 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/11/2022 • 42:01
Welcome if you are knew. Welcome if you have been here forever. We are trying to be the second best podcast you have ever heard. Every one remembers who comes second. We go through your survey feedback, discuss some cricket rules and teach you new Urban Dictionary phrases. Here is how it went: 2:05 - Leigh's got a story7:00 - Joke of the day9:30 - Your survey results14:35 - T20 play on21:20 - Origin chaos26:35 - Fictionary35:20 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/10/2022 • 40:43
Reminiscing about some of the great ads that graced our television screens as we were growing up. No companies actually paid us to do this... we are sure they are all wonderful people though. Here is how the episode went: 1:37 - Hotspot Theft 4:15 - Joke of the Day7:29 - Blink 18-2 Seconds12:40 - Best Ads Ever18:25 - T20 World Cup 19:15 - Max O’Dowd31:10 - Friend of the Show38:40 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/10/2022 • 43:19
After months of badgering and interrogation by Leigh and Gode, Mitch finally got the knee dirty and proposed to Eloise. We thought it would be most prudent to get Eloise to come and 2:33 - Wrong Name Idiot9:52 - Joke of the Day12:15 - Eloise is engaged... to Mitch20:38 - Best Proposal Stories 24:34 - Listener Josh has the best proposal idea! 26:55 - Your Tightest Mate (Ryan Matterson)32:50 - The 'Crusher' Tackle 34:10 - Namestorm for Snow Ploughs41:00 - Technical Difficulties 44:25 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/10/2022 • 50:30
Mitch is away on a romantic getaway so it is just Leighthal and Gode to get you through this week. Michael also fills in for Skin by contributing exactly zero puns for the episode. Here is how it went! 1:45 - Leigh got schooled by a sled4:15 - Joke of the Day5:55 - Give you a listening too11:40 - Housekeeping13:35 - Junior Rugby League18:20 - Call Luai Daddy21:00 - 10 fads you didn't miss30:30 - Two Babe Ruth's and an Anna Bligh40:15 - Our 14th favourite segment (You're in for a Tweet) We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/10/2022 • 45:11
We forgot to mention that this was our 150th episode actually. Or as someone on Social Media might say... our 150rd episode. Here are your key points! 1:35 - Gode’s got a story3:00 - Joke of the Day5:55 - Get a T-Shirt7:20 - We Got The Chocs Trivia 8:30 - Corey’s Detailed Chat10:10 - Social Sin Bin19:00 - Must or Dust31:15 - Mankad thoughts 39:00 - Ben and Jay ride around Australia53:10 You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. Jay and Ben who we spoke to during this episode are riding their bikes around Australia. Follow their journey here:https://instagram.com/boomerangloopau?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= They are doing this as a mission to raise proceeds for Mindfull Aus who are building healthier hearts and minds! https://instagram.com/mindfullaus?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/09/2022 • 58:41
Basically Jana just roasts us for 20 minutes which is rather enjoyable! Jack Wildermuth also calls in to discuss the best chairing off he has seen. Here is how the episode went: 1:41 - Weird Whattsapp Messages 4:47 - Joke of the Day10:25 - Yarns with Jans 13:25 - Why are you in the doghouse?22:50 - In your dreams28:00 - AFL Brownlow 34:00 - Wearing oil in footy? 36:21 - Bledisloe Cup 41:25 - The best chairoff story!48:30 - How hard is darts? We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/09/2022 • 58:41
Leigh was playing in a Second XI cricket fixture at the time of this recording so it potentially isn't the most thoroughly planned... but in good news, Gode spent exactly the same amount of time planning as every other episode (zero). Here is how it went:1:40 - Gode’s Story: 4 year old coach3:30 - Over the sickness8:00 - Joke of the Day9:50 - Skins Puns12:30 - It’s Our Birthday14:00 - Awkward I love you’s16:40 - Thomas Too Cool and Harry Potter19:30 - (Un)Banned Jarrod Berry23:15 - Gode’s hot for the Rabbitohs32:50 - You’re a Quizzard Gode (Royal Edition)43:40 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/09/2022 • 48:06
We don't actually know how we got through this episode to be honest. Leigh is sick, Gode can't see out of his eyes (he tells you that lots), and Mitch is ... well just regular Mitch. We have pulled together a classic though. No shocks to the system, here is how it went:2:00 - Snowboarding Stories 7:05 - Joke of the Day12:07 - Skin's Stats... Carlton17:30 - Who wins AFL Flag this year?21:00 - Most Humiliating Story 27:00 - Who gets chaired off?31:55 - Fictionary 41:37 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/09/2022 • 49:07
Gode loves Ricky Ponting apparently and Mitch doesn't seem to love Grant Denyer... which is a strange person to have something against but Mitch sometimes doesn't need a reason. An intriguing episode and here is how it went: 4:30 - Smaller Ball7:35 - Joke of the Day 11:45 - Gary Neville Orgasm19:00 - Gode Bowls Backwards 20:35 - BBL Draft27:00 - Gode Loves Ricky Ponting 29:24 - Friend of the Show Revamp36:00 - Google Feud 38:00 - Grant Denyer We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/08/2022 • 50:48
Gode using up literally all his sick days so we are without him again this week. Mitch and I just get down to business though. We cover Elvis chat, Dayne Zorko and choose a final Alpaca name. Here is how it went: 3:50 - The Spon Story 7:45 - Joke of the Day8:40 - Elvis; any good?12:45 - Dave 'The Brit" knows jack shit14:30 - Australian Politics... kind of 16:25 - Golf Day21:00 - Steve chooses his Alpaca name 24:55 - Finding Cows27:30 - FOTS30:34 - Dayne Zorko 41:44 - Cameron Munster 44:15 - Bum or Crotch?49:15 - Carlton situation We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/08/2022 • 54:06
Gode is pretty disappointed in our movie knowledge and we slip in some of the Dad Jokes you love. Another great week on the tools we are pretty sure... maybe not for Dave so much. Here is how it went! 1:50 - Paul Green 3:10 - Gode has a Story7:35 - Joke of the Day11:40 - Terrible English Geography and History 15:10 - Alpaca Name Storm 20:50 - EPL Manager Punch Up25:50 - 2 Babe Ruth and an Anna Bligh 37:15 - Dad Jokes42:35 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/08/2022 • 48:04
Gode was on his 17th holiday of the year when we recorded this week so he wasn't there live but he still managed to show up plenty... and we had to go on record to edit a mistake from last week. Here is how the episode went:2:30 - English Mistakes7:30 - How much is too much lego?10:30 - Joke of the Day13:58 - Dreams crushed by penis17:45 - Must or Dust34:28 - Gode and Leigh Mic'd Up40:50 - Travel Tips with Drew We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/08/2022 • 48:11
We actually think this is the best episode we have ever done... massively thanks to Andrew's story. Not our usual Andrew... another one. This is how it went:1:30 - Weinerville 3:38 - Joke of the Day8:00 - Your Favourite Egg 8:21 - Over Ripened or Under Ripe Banana10:10 - Buy a Hat11:36 - Pre Season Torture14:48 - Your Most Humiliating Moment18:21 - Andrew's Story26:34 - Commonwealth Games35:20 - Full Time Work39:02 - Social Sin Bin44:00 - Staff Meeting We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/08/2022 • 46:44
Kate McCarthy joins us to give a different perspective on the AFL commentary debate which has been brought to light in the last couple of weeks. We also play our favourite new game (a rip off of two truths and a lie) and it is on movie quotes this time. Here is how it went. 3:18 - Dog or Child?5:00 - Joke of the Day9:30 - Scoooouuuttttssss11:00 - Rex Hunt Facebook Rant12:35 - Kate McCarthy Joins19:10 - Is there a gender quota? 28:00 - Movie Quotes Game36:00 - Baseketball39:15 - Skin's Stats48: 15 - Mitch's Prediction51:20 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/07/2022 • 55:39
We are all back together and covering some huge issues that you have brought to us! Here is what you have to look forward to:02:00 - Gode's 1st Birthday Blues 05:45 - Which eye do you take photos with?08:45 - Joke of the Day11:50 - Channel 7 v Cricket Australia 18:10 - The Worst TV Show Ever21:00 - Must or Dust 32:07 - Give You a Listening To33:30 - Birthday Wishing Etiquette?35:30 - Why don't we like Rugby?42:00 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/07/2022 • 47:28
One of the more challenging podcast episodes to put together so please do bear with us. We definitely got there in the end and even got a couple of familiar faces back and involved again! Here is what you have to look forward to:1:00 - There is no Gode1:56 - Disclaimer3:00 - Leigh Got The Sockolates8:00 - Rogue Joke of the Day10:00 - We have hats! 12:30 - Get Savvy Tips24:00 - Pop Culture with Jacqui31:00 - How much is too much for a pair of jeans? 34:11 - Gode's Sporting Wrap 38:00 - The worst rule in sport We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/07/2022 • 52:04
