The home of dark jokes and harsh roasts. Featuring Freddy Quinne and Rob Mulholland ft Not Gay Tom. Sign up to our Patreon for exclusive content patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
Scott Mills has been in trouble, you might have heard about it? Kanye West has been in trouble, you might have heard about it? Tom had to throw some forks away, you might have heard about it?DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z
16/04/2026 • 99:28
This episode is brought to you by Thor Holt! Visit http://thorholt.com with discount code GOODCUNT for a 25% discount of his servicesSensei Carl and Harry Robbo are here from Mad That as we discuss Kanye, Freddy’s autism and bark a lot. You know the drill by now rururururuDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z
09/04/2026 • 114:24
This episode is brought to you by Thor Holt! Visit http://thorholt.com with discount code GOODCUNT for a 25% discount of his servicesIts Loveleeeeeey to welcome friend of the pod Sanro Ford and he’s brought some great ideas.We talk Saturday Night Live, Chappel Roan and some other zeitgeist rubbish, but mostly we’re just horrible to each other.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
02/04/2026 • 110:52
Tom Nestor is here, but to avoid confusion Not Gay Tom has been sent away to do some undercover work. Will Freddy and Rob nuzzle? We discuss the manosphere.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
26/03/2026 • 88:06
Happy International Women’s Day to all who celebrate! Freddy wants to learn the trumpet. We improve Mortal Kombat.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
19/03/2026 • 93:22
We’re a posh, lefty, soy boy podcast now. Welcome to Gay Men Talking!Tom’s had a business idea.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
12/03/2026 • 91:10
There’s been a controversy at the Baftas, not sure if you’ve heard of it, and we give our very important opinions on it. Luckily Quinne’s Law is here to save the day.Who’s right - Tom or Freddy? Vote now!DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
05/03/2026 • 100:21
Freddy learns how fun fat shaming can be. There’s been a controversy at the Winter Olympics and a woman smells her Dad’s underwear.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
26/02/2026 • 87:12
Matt Richardson is back! We discuss Bill Clinton’s yankee candle and rebrand John Smith’s for the trans communityDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
12/02/2026 • 110:23
Battle rapper Sean Kray joins us as we improve Dr Pepper’s marketing and grow our own ghosts DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
05/02/2026 • 101:22
Non-drivers should have to do bollard duty. We get into voodoo. Freddy’s still eating in the bath and reveals something outrageous about his tables.What’s the difference between dust, gravel and sand? ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS!DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comGet on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
29/01/2026 • 94:49
No guest so obviously it gets a bit weird today. BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU LIKE ISN’T IT YOU DIRTY LITTLE SCRUFFRob can’t talk. Freddy’s been debating Busted lyrics. We try to do accents.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
22/01/2026 • 98:16
We improve reality TV and solve immigration in one swoop. Freddy’s in trouble with alcoholics and Jacob Hawley sells his underwear.Check out Jacob’s podcast https://www.youtube.com/@TheScreenRotPodcastDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
15/01/2026 • 93:22
We’re opening barbershops and definitely going to become millionaires. Someone eats Kevin Bacon. We learn how to politely go for a poo. We’re starting a meme that will definitely not get us in trouble.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
08/01/2026 • 87:28
Katie Green tells us why she’s never had a boyfriend. Tom doesn’t know how prawns work. Freddy’s never been lost in lego. DeadMeet Tickets http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com
01/01/2026 • 93:27
We are the King now.Terry Christian everyone.
25/12/2025 • 14:20
Hatty is back! And she’s got stories! Tom has been very stupid. Freddy has discovered something new.Go and watch Hatty’s special! It’s class https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OZvfaCXeD8 DeadMeet tickets are out now! http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
18/12/2025 • 87:16
Dave Longley’s here so it’s obviously a very spicy one.DeadMeet tickets are out now, go and buy some! http://deadmeetfestival.comGo and listen to Dave’s podcast!https://open.spotify.com/show/58rciyE7z5ynRcVdJjZFjR Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
11/12/2025 • 80:39
Mick Miller regales us with tales from his time working with Tommy Cooper and playing football for Stanley Matthews. Rob gets shit in his eye.Tickets for DeadMeet26 are out now! http://deadmeetfestival.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com
04/12/2025 • 76:20
It’s a very dwarf heavy episode this week. Sky Sports have been misogynistic and we simply cannot have that. Freddy has a Christmas rule.DeadMeet26 tickets are out 28 November on Patreon! The best comedy festival in the country is back and this time we're going TWO DAYS! Camping and non-camping tickets are available. The pre-sale ticket link will be sent out to Patreons on 28 November at 12pm!
27/11/2025 • 91:07
We’re still reeling from the Terry Christian episode. A Haitian woman makes a bed out of hot pot. We try and order a guillotine.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
20/11/2025 • 96:15
Jon Parkin from Undr The Cosh joins us to talk about his life in football, fake dogs, crufts for fat people and spicy cornflakes.Undr The Cosh: https://www.youtube.com/@undrthecoshCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com
13/11/2025 • 86:29
Ray Bradshaw is guest host because Rob is selfishly taking his baby’s side. We invent yet another gameshow, mock the deaf and talk about poo. It’s classic Dead Men, you’d never even know Rob wasn’t here!Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
06/11/2025 • 89:22
One of the best comics in the world Tom Stade describes why he got Rob into gambling and how to cook gourmet meals in hotel roomsGo and see Tom on tour! http://tomstade.comCome to our live podcast tour! deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
30/10/2025 • 90:28
Barry Dodds doesn’t want to talk about ghosts, but he does anyway. Someone’s had too many cola bottles. A fuse thief walks among us.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
23/10/2025 • 100:41
Ears last week. Now we’re on eggs. Freddy needs to work on his pillaging. Tom’s had an old man’s birthday.Some lovely Eid songs in this one.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
16/10/2025 • 105:46
This one is ears heavy. Freddy makes a silly bet. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
09/10/2025 • 89:09
Joe K. Police (who definitely isn’t part of the joke police) makes sure all of our jokes are well within the boundaries of what’s acceptable. A woman’s bunk beds are getting in the way, but that’s fine, it’s within the boundaries of what’s acceptable.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com
02/10/2025 • 100:12
Jamie Hutchinson introduces the world to dip pigs. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod
25/09/2025 • 91:42
Freddy and Alfie go for an intellectual brunch. A woman gets scammed by an astronaut and a man enjoys himself too much at Korn Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com
18/09/2025 • 92:42
