Composer: Daniel Flores, Jean Rodriguez, Yessenia L Monge Murphy
Lyrics
Let me tell about my first racist encounter in L.A.
When I was in L.A. and I moved for the first time it was 2016
which means I was still modeling and I had a couple of uncashed checks from giiiigs.
And one day I decided to go open a bank account so I can get my money cause I was a broke biiitch and I didn't wana wait a long time for it. So I went with my room mate and friend Nicki and we're both from Puerto Rico so we were having a kiki in Spanish in the waiting area, so the teller comes by and she tells me to go with her to the cubicle and I do and as I'm sitting down she asked me why I'm there and I said In need of a bank account and then she looked at me, she's like Where is your visa ? And my stupid ass took out her wallet took out her visa debit card from Banco Popular de Puerto Rico and gave it to her. And then she looked at me and she said It was not funny then my stupid ass caught up to what she was asking for and I was like I don't have a visa and she' like but you need one I said whyyy? and then she realized she fucked uuup. But then the stupid questions started happening and she was like where are you from? and I was like I'm from Puerto Rico and I was like Do you know where it is? and she was like Nooo and I decided to test her geography skills cause I'm a stupid ass bitch and I was in for a good time and I was like Do you know where Cuba is? and she was like No and then I was Do you know where the Dominican Republican is? and she was like Noo and I was like OMG, do you know where Florida is? and she was like yess then I was like just come down to me I'm in the Caribbean, I'm close to Florida my sister.. And then she decided to ask me more stupid questions like Do you have a McDonalds and I was like What's a McDonalds? and then she was like Do you have a Forever 21? and I was like We have Quinceañeraaas and I told her that I was gonna cash that check to buy my second pair of shoes ever because in Puerto Rico we don't have shoes and we walk barefoot with our titties out. And I wonder, if she stills believe that, and I wonder, if somebody told her I was fucking with her. Please don't be stupid while working customer service. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Daniel Flores, Jean Rodriguez, Yessenia L Monge Murphy