I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Which directly contravenes all social distancing guidelines
I can't bring myself to let her know
To see her arrested out in the snow
She's putting everyone at risk
For a sly little peck and a drunken frisk
But maybe that's the point of this
To own a moment in the dark abyss
To steal back something for your health
While the world collapses around itself
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Which directly contravenes all social distancing guidelines
And I know that it should not be fine
I know that it should not be fine
But it's fine