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‘Drop the Carmela Soprano act, Rosser,’ Ronan goes when I ask him if Sorcha’s ring was stolen	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:13
Sorcha’s old dear singing sounds like a fox with its head trapped in a gate	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:06
‘So Westlife, huh? We’re all big fans in our gaff, aren’t we, Honor?’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:13
‘We’ve been trying to break them up, haven’t we? A year or two in the clink – he won’t wait for her’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:51
Four Feds step into the kitchen. One of them is like, ‘Well, Bernie?’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:30
‘I did the deed with the girlfriend of a very good friend and it’s been bothering my conscience lately’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:19
At the end of the summer, just like the rest of you, I’m sick of the sight of my children	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:38
‘Your father’s playing golf in Doonbeg,’ Hennessy goes. ‘While the cat’s away, the mice will fornicate’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:52
Charlie is serious about marrying this woman. You haven’t heard the worst of it yet. No prenup	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:37
‘Oh my God! Your dad’s new girlfriend has entered the Wicklow Pollock Queen competition!’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:53
‘My son has opened a museum celebrating criminality. I wish people would stop asking if I’m proud’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:35
The old man has a Tesco Clubcord. Jesus, it’s worse than I thought	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:22
‘Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s a World Cup in soccer?’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	05:40
‘Your accent is up and down like a focked umbrella,’ I tell the old man	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:40
‘I’m not giving that kid the money. Not a focking chance’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:26
We filled a skip with all the things Sorcha decided she can live without, until she changed her mind	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:22
‘Nobody can say I haven’t put my body on the line for this Leinster team’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:14
‘Ross, it’s a very simple choice. It’s me or it’s Leinster. You decide’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	05:58
‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:10
‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:45
I have zero interest in her in that way – is it weird that I want to spend time with this girl?	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:04
‘There’s nothing wrong with Bray, Ross,’ the old man says. Literally. Word for word	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:44
‘Sorcha, I don’t need ChatGPT to tell me how to talk to my daughter and the girl she’s seeing’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:14
‘Potatoes au gratin? My old dear used to say they’re for people with money but no class’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	07:16
We’re driving through Donnybrook and Sorcha shouts ‘Stop!’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	05:48
‘Ross,’ Sorcha goes, ‘we’re not going to Dubai. We cancelled because of the war.’ I’m there, ‘What war?’ and I genuinely mean it	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:41
‘We’re losing, like, 32-0. The Blackrock first years are taking us aport’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:27
‘I’m so full of myself this morning that I’m actually making myself sick’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:22
‘There you go with the school rivalry thing again. You need to move on’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:17
‘The woman is as C as M – as my old dear used to say. Common as muck’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	05:57
‘How embarrassing is it for me to have three kids who are absolutely focking useless at rugby?’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:02
The words every south Dublin rugby parent dreads: ‘Dad, I want to join the drama society’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:34
‘I’ve never said a word about Bray that wasn’t 100% warranted’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	05:37
‘We’re getting rid of the cor. Right focking now’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:03
‘What’s this about my old man being on the apps?’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:28
‘Dude, you’re going to have to choose between science and rugby’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:37
‘There’s a Londis in Foxrock? I’d say my old dear is turning in her–’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	05:50
‘We’re going to run up the Sugar Loaf carrying rocks. Work through the pain barrier!’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	05:41
‘Elf went missing and Sorcha’s old man went loop-the-focking-loop. He actually rang the Gords’	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:05
Christmas or no Christmas, I’m frankly disappointed by Sorcha’s lack of killer instinct	Ross O'Carroll-Kelly	06:40

‘Drop the Carmela Soprano act, Rosser,’ Ronan goes when I ask him if Sorcha’s ring was stolen

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

06:13

Sorcha’s old dear singing sounds like a fox with its head trapped in a gate

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

06:06

‘So Westlife, huh? We’re all big fans in our gaff, aren’t we, Honor?’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

06:13

‘We’ve been trying to break them up, haven’t we? A year or two in the clink – he won’t wait for her’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

06:51