Adventures of Captain EJ

This high-speed chase that isn’t just fast—it's personal.Hero, we have to push the EN-Vs to their limits, dismantle Pinky’s traps, and uncover the truth before others fall victim to Pinky's cruelty.This mission is a race against betrayal, manipulation, and time itself.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ, over and out.

14.03.2025 • 18:07

Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #7 —Hero, blinking is your secret superpower! It refreshes your eyes, boosts focus, and keeps you sharp. Don’t let screens wear you down—stay blinky and unstoppable!https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

1.03.2025 • 02:43

Hero, the Old Dormere Inn is crawling with secrets—restless spirits, eerie whispers, and a ballroom full of ghostly drama. With Mr. Honeybee’s tech in hand and your courage by my side, we’re diving headfirst into the unknown.Who knows what—or who—we’ll uncover next?https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ, over and out.

15.02.2025 • 10:53

Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #6 —Hero, it’s about progress not perfection. Look at the ways you can manage your self-talk: coach yourself with ‘You can!’ and own your strength with ‘I will.’ You’re unstoppable, and I’m grateful to have you by my side!https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ, over and out.

1.02.2025 • 02:19

Grab your dimensional jumper—this is not a drill. I repeat, this is real-world...or something like it!A scientist has gotten herself stuck in the sixth dimension, and it’s up to us to bring her back before reality itself locks her away for good. With Mr. Honeybee’s genius tech and your steadfast courage, we’ll face impossible landscapes, shifting terrains, and who-knows-what else on the other side of that portal.Remember: no distractions, no delays—this is a rescue mission for the ages. Let’s dive into the extraordinary and come back with success.Are you ready, Hero?https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.01.2025 • 10:54

Today, you unlock the full power of the BattleBuzz helmet—sharpened focus, superhuman strength, and a whole new way of seeing the world. What starts as curiosity transforms into pure possibility as you effortlessly display your new-found strength and agility. With Captain EJ and Harold cheering you on, you realize the real power isn’t just in the helmet—it’s in you.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

1.01.2025 • 04:19

[PART 2] Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 5 ---  In part two of this e-MOON-gency, we soar to the moon, only to encounter something beyond our wildest dreams—a UFO emitting strange lights and Warpino, a very mysterious Alien. As we navigate floating space rocks and puzzling cosmic phenomena, Warpino reveals himself as a friendly but electrifying presence. With space-hugs, unexpected discoveries, and a mission that keeps getting stranger, we realize we're in for much more than just a moon rescue!https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.12.2024 • 42:36

[PART 1] Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 5 ---  You and Captain EJ are called in for an urgent e-MOON-gency, and things are flickering out of control—literally! The moon is acting up, Melodybee’s flowers aren’t blooming, and Mr. Honeybee’s satellites are glitching. With everyone buzzing in his ear and even Roger throwing secret satellites into the mix, Captain EJ must figure out if it’s a possible alien invasion or just a lunar light show gone wild—all before the moon goes completely dark!https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.10.2024 • 31:07

Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #5 —Hero, some things are better left unsaid—like harsh words or too much focus on ‘I.’ But kind, truthful words? Those should always be spoken. So here’s mine: you’re the only Hero I’d want by my side, and I’m grateful for you every day.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ, over and out.

1.10.2024 • 03:58

Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 4 --- In this twisting and turning mission, Captain EJ receives an unexpected emergency call from his trusty pup, Cadette. What starts as a simple dig in the backyard turns into an extraordinary discovery of medieval ruins! With Cadette's keen nose and the aid of Mr. Honeybee's ingenious inventions, the team uncovers an ancient underground city. But the adventure takes a dark turn when they stumble upon a hidden connection to the nefarious Knuckler brothers. How will you and Captain EJ unravel the mystery and protect the Honeybee Neighborhood from looming danger? Dive into this captivating episode filled with history, high-tech gadgets, and heroic deeds to find out!https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.09.2024 • 28:09

Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #4  —Hero, we’re the perfect team—like peanut butter and jelly! True friends build each other up, love you for who you are, and make you feel like a superhero just for being you. You’re the best, alwayshttps://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ, over and out. 

1.08.2024 • 02:01

Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #3  —Hero, life’s challenges have made me stronger—even the ones I’d never choose. Making it through proves our strength. Whatever comes our way, I KNOW we’ve got this.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ, over and out.

1.07.2024 • 01:39

Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 3 --- Fingerprints are being swiped right off the hands of innocent victims! Who is the perpetrator? Thumb through the case file and join Captain EJ on this emergency case with your very own Private Eye to assist.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.06.2024 • 21:00

Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #2 —Hero, one positive thought can change everything. Start your day with a powerful thought, and let success ripple through every moment. I’ll do it tomorrow—join me?https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ, over and out.

1.06.2024 • 01:44

Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 2 --- Sally Smith is STUCK once again! This time it's not at the hands of Pinky and Thumb but her own stubborn refusal to look away from her work for even a moment. We rush to Sally's aid and find her stuck in a corner with her eyes and arms crossed, ready to give up. Instead of that, we give her eyes some much needed technological TLC—thanks to Mr. Honeybee's proprietary googly-eyed glasses massagers. We make Sally laugh and, in short order, have to claw her away from her work for some FOCUSED FUN.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out. 

15.05.2024 • 15:19

Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #1 —Hero, I’ve learned to only compare myself to who I was yesterday. Small steps forward—that’s what matters; and you can never go wrong by focusing on what matters.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ, over and out.

1.05.2024 • 01:36

Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 1 --- We have not ONE but TWO Pinky's on our hands—and not our little fingers either! Together, with Mr. Honeybee at Command Center we use our sharp interrogation skills, an iris scanner, and our sticky suits to restore peace in Dormere once again.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out. 

15.04.2024 • 14:32

Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers -- Season 1 -- 10 Episodes -- Listen to Episode 1 on this podcast.

15.10.2023 • 05:17

"The Final Showdown" -- Episode 10 -- In this final showdown, you and Captain EJ face off once and for all against your mighty nemeses.... using any means necessary.Brace yourself, it’s going to take all you've got to defeat these foes—but what you and Captain EJ have within you, is more than enough.Discover the true power of your voice with Captain EJ!https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.09.2023 • 60:22

"...It Pours" -- Episode 9 -- The storms rage on before our eyes, despite our best-laid plans. The Knucklers' wickedness proved relentless. But—much to our surprise—their brotherly bond was not nearly as strong.While we haven't taken down the clouds that hang heavy over the entire Honeybee Neighborhood, the force of good that flows through all of us has cracked the foundation for the Knucklers.Will their reign of terror be next to crumble?Mr. Honeybee finds himself with a mysterious influence over Thumb Knuckler that comes in handy when one of our most sparkling team members needs just that: helping to keep her head above water in a tricky situation.Given the strength of the storms, and the raging rivers that have formed, Captain EJ had no choice but to use his full vocal strength to astonishing ends. When one problem is temporarily solved, another springs up or rather….floats away.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.08.2023 • 39:55

Captain EJ will read a personalized story to you…using your name! -- Order: https://EJmissions.com 💪💪 Join Captain EJ & Mr. Honeybee in this personalized story to test your BattleBuzz Helmet.Visit Captain EJ’s house as we test out new, cutting edge BattleBuzz Helmet upgrades… and hear your name all throughout this special mission!On our missions we usually call you Hero; because that’s what you are, but for this mission……we’ll be using your REAL name!

1.08.2023 • 07:09

"When It Rains..." -- Episode 8 -- We are left to our own devices without Mr. Honeybee's expert guidance, but luckily, our devices—and a little help from our robot friend Roger—are all we need.We become aware of the Knuckler's latest scheme by catching them red-handed in the infrared light of our BattleBuzz helmet scopes. They attempt to get us by surprise, but we have them in our sights—not exactly where we want them; since they’re on our turf, we are still one important step ahead.It seems the tides have turned for one of the Knuckler brothers. Without Mr. Honeybee, we can use all the help we can get…but we are surprised from where that helping hand reaches.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.07.2023 • 37:26

"While You Slept" -- Episode 7 -- As Mrs. Honeybee always says; all superheroes need their super-rest, so we let our defenses down for the night. We kick back, relax, and fall asleep on the roof, under a blanket of stars….only to be rudely awaken in the early morning hours by something sinister. We come face-to-face with a technological advancement of epic proportions, that wasn’t made by Mr. Honeybee. Fast-moving clouds pour rain down on us like we've never experienced in the Honeybee Neighborhood before.We tried to radio Mr. Honeybee…and tried again…but our calls go unanswered.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

1.07.2023 • 30:55

"Power Play" -- Episode 6 -- While the Knucklers slept we crept right under their noses and into their fortress to disable the source of their stolen power.Pinky and Thumb start their night in utter confusion that escalates to blinding rage—well at least for Pinky, who is fixated on us more than ever.Thumb woke up with different words on his heart. The Knuckler brothers are left without devices, sitting in the darkness that surrounds them and their awful deedsWe shouldn't have to worry about them anymore; there's nothing left for them to do to disrupt Dormere. And the Knuckler brothers have never once left their hometown....at least not yet.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.06.2023 • 36:49

"Shimmering Dormere" -- Episode 5 -- Pinky and Thumb aren't focused on destroying Dormere anymore; instead, they’re set on seeking revenge….against us.Since we know silver is their kryptonite and we have the means to generate as much silver as we need, we follow a shimmering path through this conundrum.During battle, we are out-paced and out-maneuvered by the Knuckler's clever tricks. If we did nothing else, at least we distracted the Knucklers...for now.We’re getting the sense that we may have gotten a little too much of their attention...we've got to stick together.The Knuckler's cunning is a finite resource, but our heroism is not.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

20.05.2023 • 36:56

"The Elder Knucklers" -- Episode 4 -- In the safety of the Stronghold, you learn the source and the extent of your strength. You will never look at your own two hands the same—knowing, now, the power they contain. You also learn what constitutes full strength for Captain EJ—which is used sparingly in consideration of the great potential for destruction.It's not the powers we have that makes us heroes, but when and how we decide to use them. With the help of Mr. Honeybee and Sally Smith, we figure out a strategy to contain the Knuckler's rampant misuse of their scientific genius. After learning about the incredible work of the elder, Dr. Knucklers, we attempt to contact them on their sabbatical.Perhaps they can stop their sons from afar; or else, we will have to stop them ourselves.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

1.05.2023 • 28:49

Captain EJ is here to confront Pinky Knuckler....who has been wreaking havoc on the quiet town of Dormere 🙏🙏 Moment from: Episode 3 --https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.04.2023 • 06:43

"All In Silver" -- Episode 3 -- In our shining silver armor, we walk straight into a Knuckler ambush…and keep walking.Their long-distance vaporization attempts don’t stand a chance against our suits of silver, which could handle the heat. But, we do hit a bit of a snag…It seems Pinky Knuckler knows more about the silver in our suits than even Mr. Honeybee did—and Mr. Honeybee made them!What is Knuckler International?https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

1.04.2023 • 28:14

"Suiting Up in the Stronghold" -- Episode 2 -- We needed something a bit more powerful to defeat the Knuckler brothers….and that’s what Mr. Honeybee will help us with in this story.After narrowly escaping Pinky and Thumb Knuckler's long-distance vaporization, Mr. Honeybee was waiting for us back at the Command Center. He specially developed suits of silver that were modeled after the extraordinary Saharan Silver Ants—yes, you read correctly: ants. Once suited up and properly concealed, we were outfitted further with electric networked-vehicles—one for each of us. The reflective silver fibers on our latest armor will allow us to confront the Knucklers face-to-face on their turf.https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

15.03.2023 • 17:35

"The Knuckler's Destruction" -- Episode 1 -- On the outermost edges of the Honeybee Neighborhood, an invisible enemy is on a rampage.The town of Dormere requested our immediate assistance with reports of long-distance vaporization. Things have been disappearing into thin air, and the townspeople are worried it could easily escalate. We must travel to the sleepy Dormere valley to see first-hand what’s been going on. Once suited up and ready, we fly there on our personal transporters provided by Mr. Honeybee, our trusted assistant. https://EJmissions.comCaptain EJ - over and out.

1.03.2023 • 15:10