Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs

01	How to Become a Virgin	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:48
	Writer: Robert Bray - Justin Pearson - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian / Composers: Robert Bray - Justin Pearson - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian
02	Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:58
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson
03	Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:52
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson
04	Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:36
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson
05	The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:50
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson
06	Perils of Believing in Round Squares	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:58
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
07	Flash's Theme	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:57
	Writer: Brian May / Composers: Brian May
08	Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:50
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
09	Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:38
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
10	Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:43
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
11	Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:43
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
12	Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	01:05
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
13	Flight of the Wounded Locust	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	02:37
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
14	Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:42
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
15	Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:34
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
16	This Is Radio Surgery	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:41
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
17	Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:46
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
18	Sever the Toes	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:53
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
19	Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	01:00
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
20	Moth-Eaten Deer Head	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	01:13
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
21	Brand New Set of Teeth	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:38
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
22	How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:41
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
23	Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:46
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
24	Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:29
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
25	Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:33
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
26	Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:45
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
27	Straight from the Horse's Mouth	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	01:11
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
28	An Extra Piece of Dead Meat	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:39
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
29	Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	01:05
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
30	Backbones of Jack Asses	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	01:26
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
31	Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:37
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
32	Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:42
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
33	High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:58
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Gabe Serbian - Justin Pearson - Dave Astor
34	Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:49
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle
35	Kill Roger Hedgecock	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:47
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle
36	Hairspray Suppository	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:49
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle
37	Cattle Mutilation	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:27
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle
38	Prepare to Qualify	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:33
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle
39	Pain Reliever	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:29
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle
40	Off by a Long Shot	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:42
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle
41	Head Hits Concrete	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:29
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle
42	Ass Gravity	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:48
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle
43	Keep Off The Tracks	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	00:37
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle
44	#99	The Locust	Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs	01:20
	Writer: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle / Composers: Robert Bray - Joseph Karam - Justin Pearson - Jimmy Lavalle

01

How to Become a Virgin

The Locust

00:48

02

Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?

The Locust

Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs

00:58

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Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur