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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

2/10/23 • 34:34

Before Johnny Depp & Tim Burton completely lost their career and personal heads, respectively,  they gave us this gloomy delight. Dan Machholz is back; what a goose. Topics discussed during the episode that will make you want to grind your teeth into pointy daggers include: Ben's deepthroat technique is improving. Ben is recording in the bath so he can instantly wash off the stink from talking with Dan Machholz. Dan brings up his non-existent podcast again. Is Sleepy Hollow Tim Burton's last hurrah? Ben doesn't care for Dumbos. Taking a leaf out of the Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson book, our schedule will change to a new episode every 3-5 years. Are non-Hammer Horror fans at a disadvantage? Ben & Dan love nothing more than watching someone murder bastard toddlers. Whilst more people clamour for turkey teeth, Ben has booked himself in for a Christoper Walken smile. We long to live in a world that looks as bleak as Sleepy Hollow...Is Star Wars: The Phantom Menace a Halloween film? Was Dan Machholz one of the witches that slipped through the Salem Witch trials net? Is Sleepy Hollow an episode from the Murder She Wrote universe? Ben tears up hearing names like The Widow Winship & Katrina Van Tassel.Through failing hotel wifi, Ben comments profusely about how visually pleasing everything looks. Come on then, which podcaster are you beheading? From Ichabod Crane to Michael Myers, isn't Halloween just the best time of year? Dan insists on digging Tom back up again for more offensive impressions.Have you always wanted to travel the world? Start a Patreon!  GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFF Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

11/7/22 • 61:59

Happy Halloween...In November Due to the FilmFlogger's ongoing world tour, we've barely had time to get any new content out to our current listeners during the spooky season. So, here's a taster of what it's like to be a Nitpicker over on our Patreon.  We like to have fun over there. Maybe a little too much. Listen in to Ben's embarrassing attempts to convince you that all October's Patreon proceeds will go to charity & not our 5-star hotel kitty. Topics that will make you want to Get Out for good include: Hello, 1,2, Hello Hello, Ben's a podcaster. Ben's scorching ringpiece politely asks him to call it a day. Did 31 days of Horror Flog kick off this year?Why Fiona's grammar is the spookiest thing you'll see this Halloween.How did you enjoy our Side Series on Serial Killers? Ben requires more Patrons to top up his diarrhoea-inducing tinned tuna fund. No one signed up for our charity Patreon in October...Ben doesn't deserve this. Ben's more progressive than you. The film 'NOPE' gets a big Nope from us. Calling all white dads, do you get nervous around black boyfriends? Fiona needs to remember how to Pick Those Nits! Is Jordan Peele in on the silliness? Hey Jordan, Come Pick These Nits with us! Ben asks the fat old bloke to 'get out.'Is it cool to be a progressive racist? Ben would like to cancel his cis white privileged heterosexual membership. Have you ever lezzed out with Grandma? Ben implores horror characters to put a light on. Is it true what they say about Black people who go up and down stairs? Have you ever noticed Ghostface on your weekly shop? Fiona loves her new social media role. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/vote Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

11/1/22 • 47:01

Ben's struggles with podcasting on the road continue with The Monster Squad.For the non-existent fans. Episode topics discussed that will make you feel like you've been kicked in the nards include:We discuss how Dan's woodland frolicking ruined a 5-star opportunity.How do you maintain a podcast when your co-host is nine days behind you? Ben continues to lie through his newfound positive teeth. Remember when you and your mates got excited about renting The Monster Squad for the 57th time...? Did you know Dan had a podcast? Who wants to see it make a comeback...?When will Dan's Canucks Hockey fame increase this podcast's exposure? Does Ben & Dan's relationship resemble the creepy one between Doc Brown & Marty Mcfly? Was Frankenstein's wobbling wedges a problem?  When will Dan break character? Dan's Halloween treat to Ben is I, Frankenstein...Was Duncan's Regehr performance as Dracula dynamite? Ben hopes there is still time to tell Fred Dekker to stay away from Robocop and stick to cheesy horror. Will Ben's newfound positive mindset allow him to accept the Mummy in the closet? Did Pixar take inspiration from Shane Black? Ben implores you never to travel with Dan and his portable DVD player. Will FilmFlogger's basket ever drain? Dan's not precious with films...Dan continues to tarnish Tom's memory with offensive impressions. Fiona ruins the segments by demanding sleep. Give Ben more Patreon money so he can continue redefining the Sopranos. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Ar Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

10/26/22 • 61:46

Ben from FilmFloggers and Sean from Review It Yourself team up to take on a topic that will undoubtedly endear them to listeners' and other podcaster's hearts: CGI.The expected 30-minute run time turns out to be wildly ambitious for these waffling pair of c---- (retracted by Sean).Ben and Sean try to understand why CGI has become as prevalent as it has by taking on some of the worst CGI imaginable. Check Out The Fabulous Sean here: Review It YourselfAre You A Tight Arse? Discussion Points:-Sean tries to weigh the pros and cons of CGI.-Tom Cruise films. -Mummy Action.-THAT Scorpion King CGI.-The toll stunts have taken on actors/actresses' bodies. Relevant Questions:-Did the cost of insuring actors make the rise of CGI inevitable?-Are the priorities of modern film-making wrong?-Did The Mummy Returns (2001) lose the charm of The Mummy (1999)?-Does bad CGI take you out of a film?-Was Titanic (1997) the 'last hurrah' for practical effects?Irrelevant Questions:-Is Ben regretting giving Fiona control of FilmFlogger's Instagram? -Can Sean brighten up Ben's mood?-Is Sean's American accent getting any better? -Is Sean's British accent worse?-Who is worse, Dakota Fanning or the kid from this film?-Has Sean been dreaming about Tom Cruise?Quotes:-"If you can't make it look good, just leave it alone".-"Oh God, I'm going to side with you now; God, it's finally happened".-"Lord of the Rings came out the same year"-Ben makes a devastatingly good point. -"Whinge-Fest is probably more appropriate for us".GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/vote Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

10/7/22 • 64:41

HEY YOU GUYS!! You can access all our Nitpicking episodes during October for the measly sum of £2.50! All the money raised during the month will go to a charity chosen randomly by one of our patrons! Ben will delve deep into his pocket for every new sign-up and match that tier's cost! And the best part? You can sign up any time during October, binge all our content and leave before you have to pay anything!  It's a win-win!  You'd be a complete piece of dog poo if you did that, considering it's for charity, but still, the option is there!  Head over to our Patreon to hear the full episode and more reasons why we weren't the biggest fans of Chunk and Co... Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ASupport the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

9/29/22 • 12:22

"The real journey of indie podcasting are the friends we make along the way"...You'd expect Leo to spew this sort of thing out of his mouth during his pretentious quest to find meaning in paradise in Danny Boyle's 2000 film 'The Beach.'The Beach was meant to be the first episode to kick off The FilmFloggers World Tour, but then The Queen died, so we (Fiona) thought it a good idea to attempt to profit from Elizabeth's death with our episode on The King's Speech.It didn't work. Ben can hear you calling.He's coming but drowning.Swimming further away from Maya Beach and popularity. (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Ben announces the death of Queen Elizabeth II to the nation Is being dragged into spats with hopeless, 40-something Twitter losers bringing down the tone of the show? Fiona professes her love for Shamrock Rovers. Fiona shows off her deepthroating skills. Thanks for all the support, Irish people. Fiona's one of you. Cunts! Is it the swearing? Ben's breaststroke leads to drowning. Ben never ever turns down an invitation? Even the shit ones. How did Leonardo Dicaprio ruin Ben's chances of stepping on Maya Beach?Do you enjoy international KFC's Full English Breakfasts and twinkies? More hilarious impressions.Do you find us fancy dancy because we go with the traveller's flow? What have Owen Wan-Kenobi & Einstein got to do with this? Ben wishes all his compatriots a warm and happy winter this year. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Ar Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

9/27/22 • 51:37

We pay our respects to Her Majesty by returning to where her journey to the throne began.Thanks for the memories, Elizabeth. Your service has ended xP.S. God save the King And Ben...as he couldn't get a word in this episode. An Irishwoman stole the show and his throne.P.P.S Fiona doesn't swear once!! As Ben's episode notes are typically filled with offensive junk, he thought it best not to write any out of respect to Elizabeth.And everyone else. Go read all the other ones. THEY ARE REALLY FUNNY. WHY DOES NO ONE APPRECIATE HIM??? He'll abdicate!! Don't push him!! GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT? Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

9/20/22 • 52:36

LISTENER REQUEST Jonny from the 'wonderful' What's Our Seat Number: Movie Review Podcast was 'nice' enough to request this 90s Pirate Box Office Bomb epic for us to do a 15-minute Nitpicking Flog. Tell Jonny how much of douche he is here - What's Our Seat NumberPlease don't say we don't care about our fans...It's just a shame they don't care about us.Is this the episode that bankrupts FilmFloggers? (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Episode topics that will make you want to drown yourself include: Do the fans actually like us? Sean, do you like us? What's your pre-podcast warm-up routine looking like? Fiona enjoys John Cena's shit.T2 to this...Thanks for the memories, Carolco Studios. Are FilmFloggers still in their Honeymoon period? Ben suggests you start with Renny Harlin's bottom. So the women in Bridgeton don't have pouches? Have you ever thought about scalping your parents? Does the law of physics apply to any of this? Should Ben get a face tattoo? Would this make him more approachable? Please take that button away from Renny! $116 Million for a high school drama studio? How much did all those flying mannequins cost? Fiona must not have got my carrier pigeon relieving her of co-hosting duties.Did Ben feel the sand of Maya Beach? Between his toes? Listen to our episode on The Beach to find out. (he didn't)Ben enjoys seeing monkeys in films.GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

9/13/22 • 33:11

Does running an indie podcast sometimes make you feel like chopping off your dick and shocking it up your arse? Just me, then! A Sweaty Danny Glover coaxes a former host from the grave for one last hurrah. The deadman has his say on Twitter and how Prey's (2022) tiers of CGI could send your head into a violent spin. Robosnake anyone? What's this freak talking about, I hear you say? Listen in to try & make sense of it. Topics discussed  during the episode include: So, The Thomas isn't dead? Has Ben bitten the hand that fed him dogshit and no downloads? The Sweaty Glover Patreon tier for £10 a month...Tempted? Is the new Prey film not cruddy enough? How much CGI is enough to make your head spin? Is having generic CGI templates killing cinema? Is butcher shop offal being utilized enough in films? How much washing power did a young Thomas get through whilst pretending to be El Scorpio? Have you ever scaled buildings & jumped across rooftops in slip-on shoes? COME AND GET IT! Would tweed trousers and a woollen Blazer look good on The Predator? Is Ben buying King Willy's Voodoo mess? Are you looking to spice up your sex life? Try introducing a pogo stick. Is Gary Busey the scariest thing walking around LA? Is Bill Paxton a franchise whore? How many extraterrestrial creatures have you encountered on your daily commute? Is The Predator just following the script? Were you offended by Harrigan's whiteface? Are Leona & Danny expecting? WTF is going on? Ben refuses to talk about any films from the director of A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child...Is Steven Seagal dispatching 'The black guy with a mask on' in one chop?  GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

9/1/22 • 61:27

Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.PICK SOME NITS! GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

8/24/22 • 18:45

Dan's 9-year-old son gives us his views on the 18-rated Blade as Ben watches on with his microphone resting on his impressive penis...We like to have fun over on FilmFloggers. The film that paved the way for this glorious never-ending MCU universe was fronted by a guy in full leather breaking up a blood rave and chasing down a latex blob who enjoys nothing more than feasting on the hearts of infants...Your Move, Captain America. Sean's Back: Review It Yourself (Great Logo) (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Serious Topics Discussed Include: Ben will do anything to impress 9-year-old boys. Should we start charging Dan an admission fee? Sean rudely introduces himself as this week's guest 13 minutes in. Dan and Sean FACE/OFF.Sean gushes over the MCU.Sean shits on Dan Machholz's ice cream. Dan defends Blade's leather outfit. Shock Is anyone out there still rocking the Kangol hat? Everyone mourns the loss of their foam party-filled youth.Ben lambasts the exclusion of dead babies.Pearl reminds Ben of an old podcast friend with more patrons than him. Did anyone listen to our Jack Frost Flogmas Double Bill?Dan asks Sean to be his boy toy, whilst Sean suggests introducing a 3ft Hot dog into the bedroom.Ben feels uncomfortable...And left out. Does Sean have the clap?The Podcast Gods punish Ben for not opening his fat mouth.Sean teases Ben & Dan over being shagged out. Wesley Snipes stars in...Eric? Ben's impressive penis softens somewhat upon hearing the 9-year-old boy label the CGI in Blade as 'Cool.'Dan's proud as a punch as he shows off his extensive library of underage Traci Lords adult movies. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

8/22/22 • 83:51

War of the Worlds (2005)As Sean continues to parade around as the self-proclaimed 'Waffler', the OG Waffler seeks him out to help combat his unprovoked self-proclaimed unpopularity amongst his indie peers. Isn't a peer someone at the same level as you...? A real head-scratcher for Ben. The War of the Wafflers commences. (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics discussed that will make you want to exterminate yourself include: Sean invades Ben's space. Would World of the Wars of been a catchier name? Has Sean had one too many fannies? Are we really meant to buy Tom Cruise playing a docker called Ray? Would you waste your peanut butter on Fiona? Spooning some into a peanut allergic, Dakota Fanning's eyeball could work. Did you know Steven Spielberg could make a film? Did Sean get his leg over with Dan? When do the tripods arrive to kill off the Tiktokers? Ben can't TikTok...Is having these two wafflers together the equivalent of getting the 2 disk special edition? Would you give Robbie a lift? Ben plugs every episode in the FF back catalogue.Did anyone see Sean's sofa meltdown on Oprah? I'm in love with FilmFloggers! I'm in love with FilmFloggers...said no one. Did Ben feel violated by Spawns CGI? Would you bludgeon Tim Robbins to death for digging a hole? Would Sean be the most useless thing to have in an Apocalypse? Is Ben willing to take the fight to the widely popular inferior podcasts? Sean doubles down on his dream for a three-way with Bill & Ben. Is Darth Vader a loser? Does watching Schindlers List make you sweat profusely? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

8/15/22 • 105:34

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL...WHAT IS THIS? A confused cheesy 80s Star Wars rip-off featuring the leather hotpants wielding, legs for days blonde bombshell Dolph Lungren talking in a muddled Swedish, English, and dubbed language that undoubtedly served as an inspiration to The Room's Tommy Wiseau? Backed up by Gwildor, a furry fuckface Yoda-inspired, Ewok wannabe who gives Jar Jar Binks a run for his money. Does Masters of the Universe induce a massive homoerotic erection with accompanying belly laughs at Gwildor's Tomfoolery? Let's find out...(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)A sample of the topics discussed during the episode that felt like an Eternia include: Ben did not have the power of Greyskull or air conditioning during the episode. Does Ben's Macbook fan work as hard as he does?  Durex, are you looking for sponsors? Whilst Ben slaves away at the Floggers reboot, Dan's been reading books and hanging out with underage kids at the lake. Dan keeps going about on the new website. Instead of just talking Star Wars, Dan makes Ben list every Star Wars rip-off ever made. Dan goes through the entire history of He-man without taking a breath. Dan doubles down on his dislike for Review it Yourself's Sean and The Batman. Due to heat exhaustion, flaming laptops and boredom, Ben lets Dan talk and talk. Who or what is a Greyskull? Has Earth ever looked so dull? How many off-brand characters can one film have? What would a leather hotpants wearing, cape swooshing, sword-wielding intergalactic warrior identify as on Earth? Are Skeltors ragtag group of mercenaries the worst boy band of all time? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

8/1/22 • 64:08

I won't waste your time with wizardry puns, so just Wingaren Levisarrrr (Haha!) your way over to our Patreon to hear the full episode & see what all the fuss is about! I might try this on Fiona...'I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?'https://bookriot.com/harry-potter-puns-and-pickup-lines/...There's loads. See ya over on Patreon...A flavour of some of our nitpicks: Why did Dumbledore leave Harry Potter to a life of servitude? How many splattered students is Filtch having to mop up? How stiff are our Harry's Cgi broomstick legs? Is Ron the real nightmare? Should there be more morbidly obese Hogwarts students?Is Professor Mcgonall's awarding of house points all over the place? How much is the golden snippet worth? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBE Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

7/27/22 • 10:56

"Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying"The Reboot...again! Are Ben's hopes for this podcast shitty pipe dreams? The good fight continues! You'll be surprised to hear the correct pronunciation of Zihuatanejo caused one or two issues.Topics crammed into the episode before The Sisters 'would let us be' include: Fiona nails our new intro Fiona blames her incompetence on dyslexia.Do you want to be Ben's mate? Ben can't contain his excitement for the Reboot any longer. Do people get us? Fiona can't help herself and continues to goof around with offensive impressions. Does Fiona see Ben's point? He had to cut most of it out, so probably not. Has every segment/show idea been done to death? For example...Take an arbitrary number of trivia and call it a show. Done! Fiona ruins yet another segment with her limited vocabulary skills. Ben forgets his recording pillow, so he hops in the fridge instead. Fiona droning on about Stephen King and Frank Darabont wrecks Ben's stomach. Idea for new original show/segment...Let's get tiddly and tell everyone about what we're drinking this week! Shots! How many bullets can you fit in a 6-round cylinder Colt Detective Special?What did Bill Clinton think of the inmates of Shawshank? An Amazon drop-off leads to some self-promotion from The Waffler. Some days I got bummed; some days, I didn't - the life of an indie podcaster...Random fact: Shawshank Prison is the second most famous on-screen prison behind Wentworth Prison. Morgan Freeman's narration makes Ben go weak at the knees. And erect. How many nits can we pick? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

7/20/22 • 73:39

Elllllliot...Just go home already E.T! Do you remember what we said about ruining your childhood favourites?   Here's a sneak peek of the very, VERY sweary E.T  the Extra-Terrestrial NitPickers episode. I hate to do this, and it's hard to keep a straight face whilst typing...but for as little as £3 per month, you can find the full episode over on our Patreon! Please give us your hard-earned money & PICK MORE NITS WITH USGET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODS Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

7/11/22 • 14:52

Are you a Tight Arse? Has the long-drawn-out FilmFloggers reboot already fallen? Before we ask our loyal listener Sean to start paying for more of this, here's a sneak peek of one of the several hundred new shows we plan on ramming into every single available orifice.Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Nitpicks!)PICK THOSE NITS! When will Fiona accept her under the blanket fate? Ben's lawyer suggests he make a half-baked apology to the indie scene. Ben promises not to release The Rum Diary and all its Patreon rants. Ben has a change of heart...Does Ben really expect everyone to believe his Patreon tier lies? Angela Bassett is feisty! Ben has to keep reminding Fiona that London Has Fallen.    Have Ben's expectations for the show Fallen? How rude is that unborn baby? Has Ben tried running Fiona over? Can Morgan Freeman levitate? Has anyone checked Gerard Butler's Nappie recently? Fiona doesn't appreciate good CGI infrastructure. Ben reminds Fiona that Xenophobic slurs are not the way to more listeners. Fiona doesn't know what Xenophobia means.Ben wishes Fiona would fuck off back to Ireland. How can a gruff, bearded obnoxious cu*t be so likeable? There's hope for Ben.WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: htt Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

7/4/22 • 38:45

Late to the party as per, we look at how the love affair between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard played out like a typical day in the life of Hunter S. Thompson. Oh, and also, we try out some new segments. Oh, and also, also, Fiona comments on the varying quality on offer from the Indie Podcast scene and their respective Patreons, whilst Ben sits quietly worrying about how this will affect the show's long-talked-about reboot. Ever heard the story about a man forced to cover up his bits with his toupee?  Do you have something that you need to flog off your chest? Listen in to find out more. Don't call it a comeback. (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics discussed during the episode that will make you want to cut off your finger and poop in someone's bed included: Is this show one big error? Fiona attacks Dan's choice of hairstyle.Fiona and Ben reconnect over the pod.Ben doesn't want to talk about the website. Ben lambasts 'The Indian man' for his efforts on the website. More website chatter in the post-credits: Ben doesn't want to talk about it! Fiona only has a 2% interest in the podcast.How do you reinvent the wheel while your head's spinning like The Exorcist? Fiona tells Sean all about Ben's deformity. What countries did we chart in this week? Fiona will tell you. With impressions.Is Ben a freak who deserves a face full of rotten tomatoes?Are you even a podcast if you don't have a microphone in your logo? Ben can't wait to start flogging you everything from stickers to used condoms on Patreon. Would you like to dry your fat, shitty arse on Ben's face? GET IN TOUCH ….WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

6/20/22 • 88:17

Little Miss Sunshine Are you a Tight Arse?Before we venture off on our own deranged international road trip, we pose the question: Just how dysfunctional is your family? If you're a Fat, Horny, Ugly Blob who enjoys Beauty Pageants, this is the episode for you. Timestamps: (00:01:05) - Intro Waffles(00:06:30) - Review Start(00:16:35) - Richard or Dwayne? (00:47:50) - Happy Easter - Review Us! (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics discussed during the episode that proves we are Super Freaks include:Does anyone care? Did Ben's guest's sheep quarrel derail a perfectly average Face/Off episode? Ben has to drop a segment just because he isn't an ordinary person. Fiona once again comes up against her arch-nemesis: M Night Sham Sham Sham Shyamalan...What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Much like Greg Kinner & Matt Damon being stuck together, Is Dan Machholz stuck on you?  Should Ben enter Fiona into a beauty Pageant? Maybe not the swimwear section. Do Fat Horny Ugly Americans love parading their kids in front of other Fat Horny Ugly Americans? Are FilmFloggers dysfunctional? Asking Frank and Dwayne to bunk together was abit of risk.  Ben sees himself in Richard. Fiona sees more of Dwayne...Can Ben pinpoint the exact moment when his podcast disorder started? Ben's nine steps to success mean he can bask in the ignorant bliss of thinking this podcast is reaching the top. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/vote Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

6/13/22 • 53:20

FilmFloggers continues to make up for the indie podcast scenes' many shortcomings by giving you content no one else dares to.  Get in our Dangerzone! A huge Thank You to Tony Scott for consistently taking our breath away. Are you a Tight Arse?(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics discussed from the jet wash include: Dan feels the need to battle covid from an inverted position on the sofa. Is the Top Gun soundtrack a tease? Did Ben coin the phrase 'they don't make films like they used to?' On the 7th day, God released The 6th Day starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.Is it hard to dislike Tom Cruise?  Dan enters the Dangerzone by commenting on how awesome Scientology is. Ben & Dan are getting along, and the sexual tension is palpable. Take me to bed or lose me forever. Is Dan's FilmFloggers journey about a man struggling with his own homosexuality? Should Ben do a Cougar and hand in his microphone? Michael Ironside, Tom Skeritt, Anthony Edwards, and James Tolkan are all good blokes. Dan feels the need, the need to claim he's the real Iceman. Dan gets that loving feeling every time he storms into the women's toilets. A warning for the people of Vancouver, burn all volleyballs and avoid all beaches this year. Dan has a youtube channel...No reallyTwitter: Hockey RubbishGET IN TOUCH... WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

5/27/22 • 57:05

Listen to us splutter through an old covid-ridden episode as Danny Dyer shows up in the Hungarian woods doing his best Danny Dyer impression. Is Severance a largely unseen British horror-comedy classic? Have you had a worse work-related team-building weekend? Time Stamps: (2:23) -  Review Start (16:28) - 30-second Countdown Summary (24:30) - Who's this Goodpods Hater? (25:50) - Lost Jokes Segment (27:25) - Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Are you a Tight Arse?(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Episode Topics rammed into the fridge with Gordan's foot include:We reminisce about the joys of having the covid. Would you cancel your FilmFloggers subscription? We suffer mic problems for the very first time. Who's got the better filmography, Danny Dyer or Ben Stiller? Is Fiona a Faculty arse wipe? Did Ben get on board with the film Triangle? We talk about the nail-biting fade black in the tv series Severance...not realising there was one more episode.What's your favourite killy film?  Who's sick of Fiona constantly interpreting Ben? Fancy coming on a team bonding weekend with us? Does Danny Dyer do what he says on the tin? Fiona calls someone an obnoxious arsehole. Have you ever felt the urge to pour petrol down someone's throat? GET IN TOUCH ...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse? SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

5/22/22 • 32:47

Dan invites himself on again as Ben starts questioning how the same shit keeps happening to the same guy over and over again. Every time Dan turns back up, a little bit of Ben dies' harder' inside...To add insult to injury, Dan turned up fully clothed after promising Ben they would warm up with some naked Tai Chi before recording.  Is Die Hard 2: Die Harder a largely forgotten quality action sequel?  Are you a Tight Arse?(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics ejector seated into your face this episode include:  Yippee Ki Yay to Dan's boom arm! Did Sly Stallone get away with it? Is William Sadler's naked Tai Chi scene the best intro to a bad guy? Did Ben's Faculty mate Robert Patrick paint and decorate his way to the top? Dan brings up Spawn...The guy's a clown. I recently found out show notes make little to no difference to 'SEO'...Here are some Renny Harlin films: CliffHanger, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Deep Blue Sea, and The Legend of Hercules...? Would you take any comfort from hearing Dan whisper: "We got you"? Ben's acting credits include: 'Happy guy twirling gun in the background.' Were you the person who listened to our Street Fighter episode? Dan's a filmmaker now, but would you take your clothes off to star in one of his movies? Dan has a youtube channel...No reallyTwitter: Hockey rubbish mainlyGET IN TOUCH... WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

5/17/22 • 58:23

As Ben continues to struggle under the unbearable weight of his massive talent, he thought best to rope in someone else to see if they can work with The Machholz. I don't think Sean will be coming back. Let's sit back and feast on two juggernauts of cinema, Sean Travolta and Dan Cage, as they Face.........Off in John Woo's 90's action classic. OOOOHHH, WEEE, This Film's Still Good Looking! Ya Hot! Guest infoSean: https://twitter.com/YourselfReviewAnchor: https://t.co/qgjTEHnPiQTimestamps: (0:00) Catchy New Intro(3:25) Review Start(16:25) Cage or Travolta? (24:18) Dolly The Sheep(48:06) FilmFloggers New Tagline(1:02:07) Flog Scores(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics that we could have talked about for hours include: Dan gets snarky with Ben and laughs our guest out of the room in the first 60 seconds. How drunk do you need to be to tolerate conversation with Dan? Do they make movies like they used to? Sean explains why he doesn't want Terminator 16: Rise of the nursing home residents for Judgement Day with Dark Fates and no chance of Salvation. Genisys...Jai Courtney...Sean channels his inner Fiona with a proper trivia dump. Dan's new hobby of punching his boom arm continues. Dan's a twat & would anyone be sad if Sean sniped him and his son during their weekly visit to the local merry-go-round? Ok, just Dan. Dan doesn't care much for the science of face swapping or Dolly the sheep. Sean counters Dan's flimsy argument by questioning Travolta's & Cage's hairdresser. Does Sean enjoy sexual harassment? Face/Off 2 to be a PG 13? So no Face swapping then? Face/On? Is social media to blame for squeezing the life out of cinema?Is Dan one of those ghouls who tried to get in your pants?GET IN TOUCH ... Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

5/9/22 • 73:07

Best in class and the leading figure in the indie podcast scene, Lindsay from Schlock and Awe, joins Ben and some bald Batman wannabe to figure out the price for repairing Ben's blind eye after being attached virtually by the wannabe. There will be vengeance. Are you a Tight Arse?Timestamps:(0:00) -  Dan attempts a take-over (2:25) - What do we want from our Batman(31:20) - Bruce Wayne chat(41:20) - The many examples of Dan being a smart arse. (1:05:00) - Closing thoughts(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics discussed in and out of the shadows during the episode include:Ben puts his foot in it with his Indy and Batman comparison.  What does Ben want from his Batman? Ben's use of the word lame gets Dan's ears steaming. Lindsay reminds Ben that he needs to expand his German Expressionist film catalogue.Ice Hockey is lame. Especially the Canucks. Mark Messier gets a pass. Does Lindsay agree with the Community inspired lame Batman narration? Dan gets his own back on Ben by bringing up his Superman 3 birthday present from Lindsay. Dan starts to list all the lame openers from previous Batman films. Lindsay's spine tingles when speaking Batman's Rogue Gallery.Find Lindsay here  - https://schlockandawemovies.podbean.comLetterbox - https://letterboxd.com/readandgeek/GET IN TOUCH...Website: https://www.filmfloggers.comSubscribe: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVote for our next Film: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTight Arse: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

4/27/22 • 81:04

Before listening to us waffle about this 80's classic, do yourself a favour and jump over to a proper show in the form of The Video Vintage Podcast. They are rewatching and reviewing every major film release of the 1980s in chronological order for your amusement! You brave souls! Check them out below, and then maybe come back to this junk. Or not.  Video Vintage Podcast  - https://t.co/9cSmHsqFYnShow NotesWay back when my former co-host & I said many nice things about Raiders of the Lost Ark and how OK the whole experience was. This nonchalant approach seemingly triggered some random Canadian bloke who hasn't stopped talking about it since. That Canadian (did I mention bald?) bloke now calling himself my co-host joins me again as we go for a ride full of screaming sidekicks and oddly glowing CGI. KALI MA!!! Timestamps:(0:00) - Vintage Video Podcast Promo (2:05) - Episode Start (47:00) - Flog Scores(53:10) - Vintage Video Promo, in case you missed it the first time(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics discussed and then thrown straight into a fiery pit include:   Ben gave up his usually jam-packed Friday evening for this. Does anyone want to talk to Ben until they die? Dan's dementia kicks in when remembering Ben's age Dan throws Tom's energy levels under the bus. Do all Canadian dentists take your 8-year-old to the cinema for you? Is Willie a fish out of water who needs drowning? Who else wished they were a Chinese kid with blocks on their feet listening to Indy bone woman? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

4/21/22 • 57:38

Back by not-so-popular demand and bringing a catchy new intro with him, Mr Dan Machholz is here to chat about a character that inspired him to procreate. Thanks for that, Logan. Could he not of gone with Wolverine?  Will Dan become a permanent fixture of the show?Have you just thrown up in your mouth at the thought? Will we try anything for an extra download? Timestamps: (0:00) - Shiny New Intro (1:10 ) - Mini The Batman Review (7:09) - Logan Review (52:00)- Indiana Jones and Closing Wafflings (54:13) - Flog Score(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics clawed at in this episode include:Is Ben counting the sleeps till Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness? (I had to google that)How non-commital Is Ben to the idea of Dan being his new co-host? When do we get some R-rated Marvel?  Ben gets snarky about Hugh Jackman's natty body transformation. Ben breathes a massive sigh of relief, knowing Fiona isn't here to challenge his six-pack claim.Dan gushes over his compatriot in baldness (Similar age), Patrick Stewart.Dan cynically thinks that not everything on Twitter is what it seems. Dan keeps waffling about sad real-life events that have nothing to do with Logan.  Imagine finally reaching a Canadian haven to find out Dan Machholz lives there.Has anyone forgiven Indiana Jones yet? GET IN TOUCH... WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

4/8/22 • 61:34

Welcome to 15 minutes of Covid **Disclaimer** The first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of this episode are entirely riddled with technical mishaps for unexplained reasons. I blame Jada. And Irish COVID. On with the show. Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Are you a Tight Arse?So now Ben can add Covid to the growing list of shit he's been lumbered with from Ireland. We missed the Oscars this year because of our diseased-riddled Irish vacation. Do we miss anything? Any funny gags from Chris Rock? And the random film we pulled out of The Sorting Hat this week was G.I Jane...   Timestamps(0:00)-  2 Minutes of Weird Covid Technical Mishaps(3:00) - Random Technical Mishaps End - Enjoy! (21:53) - 30 Second Countdown - Review Summary (23:10) - The Slap, Future And A Red Roundtable DiscussionNon-Covid and Oscar topics discussed during the episode include:DJ Covid takes to the decks for the first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of the episode. The irony of Ben saying, 'will this episode be listenable' isn't lost on him. While shaking, sweating, and coughing, Ben insists he doesn't have Covid. How much disdain does Ben's non-covid illness have for The Smiths? Random thought, would G.I Jane of been better with Jada Pinkett Smith? How's Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moores's marriage getting on? Does this Podcast deserve a Razzie? Ben lambasts Fiona for not being able to do one-arm push-ups. And for not having fake boobs. Who knew Aragorn was into D. H. Lawerence? Does Ben yearn to be a lesbian? Would anyone be interested in hearing about Ben's entanglements around the round table? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

4/4/22 • 31:20

I am blessed to live with an Irish republican. Rumour has it that said republican's Dad was the one who planted the bomb on Lord Mountbatten's boat...Tiocfaidh ár lá, I heard her say this morning. No idea what that means. And you thought the Catholics and Protestants were at each other's throats...I'll stop now. With it being a day of celebration for you Irish lot and with the Oscars fast approaching, Ben thought it best to bring down the jovial tone by reliving the troubles of 1969 depicted in Kenneth Brannagh's Belfast.  Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! Are you a Tight Arse?(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Northern and Republican topics discussed during the episode include: Fiona tries to claim Dame Judy Dench. Is Ben a man of God? Should Ben shoot himself in the face? Don't answer that. Ben wants to let the people of Ireland know (Northern and Republic) how awful their accents are. Is Ben turning into Austin Powers? Oh BehaveWas Ben wrongly overlooked for Christian Grey? An Irish family vs a Deaf family...who's your money on for this year's best picture award? Does Fiona's heart skip a beat whenever Ben walks into the room with the microphones? Ben gives Kenneth Brannugh some directing tips.  While Ben works on his breaststroke, Jamie Dornan will work on Fiona's breasts...Timestamps (0:00) - Audio issues... Happy Paddy's Day! (1:09) - Review Start (18:00) - Hilarious Segments (21:08) - Irish-themed shoutouts(25:40) - Terrible CTA'SGET IN TOUCH WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: h Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

3/17/22 • 30:44

"You Know, I Have One Simple Request, And That Is To Have Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads!"The dream...And the only thing keeping this podcast going. Sharks with frickin laser beams quickly follow fame and fortune. Anywho, hop in our shaguar, and let us take you for a spin back to the first two Austin Powers films. And some brief mentions of the hideous Goldmember. What awaits you at your final destination? Bad teeth and an Irish mini-me with a bad attitude?Potentially. Do FilmFloggers make you randy? Ben lost his mojo years ago, but let's hope you find this episode very shagadelic. (Energies were lacking for this week's usually hilarious episode notes)(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Groovy Topics discussed in this episode include:Do you want Fiona to shag you now or later? Fiona's a complete creep show this episode. Baby.Someone's looking as Gay as Christmas.   Did anyone pick up on the James Bond references? Fiona didn't.How many random tasks does Dan Machholz's penis perform?Does Ben shag like a minx?Fiona gets very animated when talking about combovers. Is Fiona Ben's mini Mr Bigglesworth? How Liz Hurley, Heather Graham & Beyonce all bring their own spin on being terrible. Ben talks about when he didn't have a drink with Verne Troyer. Ben backtracks on his Asian impression mid-sentence. Does Fiona smoke after sex? I don't know, baby, I never looked...Sorry.Timestamps(0:00) - Teasing chitchat (2:14) - Review starts. (18:20) - Woeful CTA(29:40) - Film Clips (37:57) - Hilarious SegmentsWEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribe Support the Show.The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTHWith a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.Half-arsed film reviews.The exploitation of children.True Crime recommendations.Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipesNarcissistic wisdom.Howdy,I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.Ok, that was lame!How about this..."You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.Nah, cake for everyone!Just not Dan Machholz.Fulfil Your Health Destiny.There's something for everyone, and no oneYoutubeInstagram...

3/14/22 • 53:00