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Lamer Gamers Podcast

Hello Lamer Gamers! We host a gaming podcast where our main quest is to have fun and give you a combination of gaming news, views, rumors, along with special BONUS POINTS topic where we reach out to the Lamer Community to gather other points of view on hot gaming topics. Now with ridiculous gaming parody commercials! Podcasts that don't follow these two formats are considered SIDEQUEST episodes with a specific focus such as rantings, ravings, reviews, spoilercasts, "nerd alerts", Top 10's, games vs history, and more!


News Roundup! October 2022
Lamer Gamer Travis rounds up the top gaming news from Reddit Nintendo, Reddit Xbox, Reddit PS5, and Reddit PC in the now monthly News Roundup episode! 
42:29 11/7/22
What is the MOST ANNOYING thing in a VIDEO GAME?
What is the MOST ANNOYING thing in a video game? XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 3! (YOU HEAR THAT NOAH?) Sony is mad about Call of DutyWe make fun of reddit top monthly gaming posts. How to Run From Invisible Alligators on Conan Exiles!  AND MORE!
130:55 9/16/22
Microtransactions Are Taking Over the World!
Helllloooo Lamer Gamers this is LamerTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! (Portage Park links below!)In today’s episode we’re going to break down the latest gaming news from the last couple weeks from Nintendo, Playstation, and Xbox. Our Nintendo section will have a fun new sponsor from HGTV’s upcoming totally real and definitely not fake show Animal Crossing Happy Home Hunter! We’ve also heard rumblings about a new acquisition blob monster species in town by the name of Sony! Find out who they ate later in the show, you might be surprised. Rowdy : OOOH OOOH! We should give them a clue like if Sony were pushed off a bridge and survived because someone tied a BUNGIE cord around their ankle when they weren’t looking…Travis : Shhhh, don’t give them good clues. We have to make sure they listen past the first part of the show. It’s like clickbait or a Kotaku headline but we’ll actually tell them later instead of scamming them.Rowdy : Oh yeah, good point. Travis : Towards the end of the news roundup we’re going to make a cup of angry coffee to get ready for discussing the microtransaction hellscape we are now turning this world in to. If you haven’t heard about the latest Diablo Immortals and BMW news then buckle up sunshine because it’s going to be a bumpy, extremely overpriced ride!  Rowdy : BMW, I thought we were a gaming podcast? Travis : Yeah well I thought cars couldn’t have Microtransactions or subscriptions for software based services but I was wrong!Rowdy : After we get all angsty I will be declaring that I am no longer a console peasant and have joined the glorious PC Royalty because I bought a Steam Deck! I’ll give my impressions of the Switch-like Pc known as the Gabe Newell box that our Lord and Savior Gabe Newell has delivered to us. ALL BLESS THE STEAM DECK! Travis : Does everyone have to recite their love for the Steam Deck and pledge to Gabe Newell of Steam when they buy one of these? Rowdy: Yes. Yes they do….peasant. Travis : You are starting to sound like Lord Kromdore The God King of Gaming PCs. I don’t like it…We’ll end the show with a special BONUS POINTS where we asked a bunch of Lamers on Twitter and Discord : “The Real World is Now A Game – What DLC or Microtransactions does or should it have?”All this and more on the Lamer Gamers PodcastTravis : Rowdy, cue the music!    Our sponsor this week (ok…so we normally do joke commercials but we do have a real one this week…) is the Portage Park Development Project - a thriving community in the Upland metaverse.If you are from Chicago, Portage Park might sound familiar. That's because the Upland metaverse is based on real world cities and properties, and Portage Park is an actual neighbourhood in Chicago.The metaverse version of Portage Park is the most developed neighbourhood in Upland with over 700 supportive members and property owners, enjoying competitions, community initiatives and local shops with monthly town hall meetings to connect with fellow Uplanders.And now Racing is coming to Upland! Portage Park are developing a racing team ready to fight for the top step of the podium. We have a training academy for drivers and race tracks in development making the most of our shops and local attractions. We want to show the best Portage Park has to offer.Come join us!Discord - Website - Twitter - Shops:Parkview Memorabilia -… Tarrins -… BE Academy -… Track Maps:GP Circuit -… 1/4 Mile Drag -
92:16 8/3/22
Age of Sorcery - Conan Exiles
In today’s episode we’re heading back to the Exiled Lands and talking about Conan Exiles! We will be doing a deep dive into the upcoming Age of Sorcery update that will hit sometime in the third quarter of this year! Now this is a game that is rated Mature for 18 years olds and up. Some of the content we discuss in the game will be a bit more edgy than our regular podcast content and may not be the best thing to have blaring out loud at your local church’s charity bazaar. You can expect us to conjure up the voices of the dead…or maybe just Skylar and Luis, to help us discuss what Funcom means by the Age of Sorcery. This includes spells, rituals, updates to the building system that make me so freaking happy, and the corruption of the game from a survival online experience to a more hardcore MMORPG with the potential for microtransacted black magic in the form of transmogrification. We also have to proverbially pay some bills so expect some commercials from the markets that you find scattered among the Exiled Lands in Conan Exiles. They are 100% totally real and legit commercials and are in no way made up or suggested by people on the Conan Exile subreddit. 
73:04 7/13/22
The Return of the Lamers!
Travis – Helllloooo Lamer Gamers this is LamerTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast!We’re back for episode 2 of the 4th season! It’s uhhh…it’s been a while. We were just really busy and not on a super secret mission to save the world by… Rowdy: Dude..we can’t talk about that…they’ll hear us….they…they are listening.Travis: Oh..oh yeah…you mean we can’t talk about that covert operation where you managed to take on the world e…Rowdy: What Travis is trying to say is we’ve had a really insane year getting back from pandemic life and haven’t had time to get an episode…Travis : IT’S IN THE WATER…STOP TRYING TO KEEP THE TRUTH HIDDEN…Rowdy: (club to the back of the head…random crashing sfx)Rowdy:Now there has been a lot going on since we’ve been gone but we’re going to pretend that none of that has happened and try to focus on the last couple weeks of gaming news for the News Roundup. (Travis wakes up and randomly yells I’m ok in the distance while Rowdy continues the intro…)In today’s episode we’re going to do a short News Roundup where we’ll talk about a few things going on that we find interesting such as the new Pokemon Scarlet/Violet game announcement. Xbox announced a whole slew of games coming out within the next year. And Last of Us was remastered. Travis: Didn’t they already re-release it or something like that?Rowdy: I’ll explain it to Travis…in simple words so he can properly understand it when we get to that segment. Then we’ll talk about some other announcements such as Dragon’s Dogma 2 and Final Fantasy …uhh…games. Travis: After the News Roundup we’ll have a special REVIEW BOMBS where we’ll read only the best, organic, absolutely pure, possibly even pescatarian and gluten free, 0 star reviews of Diablo Immortal in all it’s glory. We’ll end the episode with our new segment GAMES WE ARE HYPED ABOUT followed by Games We’ve been playing! All this and more on the Lamer Gamers Podcast
88:18 6/27/22
2022 - Will it be Lame?
Kirby and the Forgotten Land, Pokemon Legends Arceus, PS5 VR2, PS5 VRR Soon, Stalker
100:36 1/18/22
THE RETURN OF LAMESTRODAMUS! Will there be a new Smash Bros?
THE RETURN OF LAMESTRODAMUS! We ask Lamestrodamus will there be a new Smash Bros and will Cyberpunk 2077 next gen update come out Q1 2022! Squeenix blames Crystal Dynamics Impressions #ForzaHorizon5, #FarCry6 #ItTakesTwo #AnimalCrossingDLC and more!
84:22 11/30/21
Nintendo Direct September - Was it Lame? BONUS POINTS - Mario Bros Cast
The Lamers Gamers Travis and Rowdy talk about the Nintendo Direct and try to determine...was it lame? Also featuring BONUS POINTS where we asked a bunch of Lamers the question - Who would you cast in the new Mario Bros movie? Impressions of Tales of Arise, Cruis'n Blast and more! 
92:14 10/4/21
Psychonauts 2 Review : Is it Lame?
LamerTravis reviews Psychonauts 2 in a spoiler-free way and attempts to answer the ultimate question about the game.  Is Psychonauts 2 Lame? You'll find out the answer along with a brief history of Tim Schafer and Double Fine Productions, a glimpse into the controversy surrounding the game, and why this game is more than just another platformer! 
51:22 9/13/21
Conan Exiles : Is it Lame? (Review & Lamer Theater)
CONAN EXILES : IS IT LAME? Travis and Skylar review #ConanExiles and act out answers to the Bonus Points question from r/ConanExiles!BONUS POINTS - LAMER THEATER "What was your first purge like?" 
74:55 8/16/21
Steam vs Nintendo - Is Steam Deck the Nintendo Switch Killer?
The Lamer Gamers *featuring Lord Kromdore the ruler of the PC Elite) pit the Steam Deck against the Nintendo Switch in an attempt to determine if the new Steam console will be a Nintendo Switch killer! Also, we have a July 2021 Gaming News Roundup featuring Nintendo, Sony, and Xbox/Game Pass news! All this and more!
106:42 7/19/21
Jank Alliance
Review Bombs + Impressions for Dark Alliance, Mass Effect LE Funny Commercial, Top 3 Janky Games, BONUS POINTS - What is your favorite Janky Game? Plus we angered THOR during the episode!
82:09 7/5/21
Scummy Scammers that Scam : How to avoid getting scammed when buying a new console
LamerTravis gives you some tips on how to avoid getting scammed when purchasing an Xbox Series X/S or Playstation 5! Look for the video on Youtube later this week!
22:03 6/21/21
E3 2021 Rumors Roundup!
The Lamer Gamers tell you when to look for the best E3 Conferences including Nintendo, Microsoft/Bethesda and more! We also talk about the latest rumors floating around the internet for games like Elden Ring, Starfield, Elder Scrolls 6, and a bunch of other games! Followed by a special BONUS POINTS segment where we asked a bunch of lamers on Twitter what secrets they know about E3. All this and more on the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
55:37 6/7/21
A Bevy of Lamers!
-MK8 Best Selling Racer-A Bevy of Xbox/Game Pass News-Rowdy Rants about PS5 PS NOW + Video Rumors-CONSPIRACY THEORY - Balan Demo Disappearance-REVIEW BOMBS : Truck Championship Racing-BONUS POINTS: Nintendo + Microsoft Rumor-and more...
109:43 4/26/21
Lamer Brew : The Quest for Epic Coffee
SIDEQUEST! Lamer Brew: The Quest for Epic Coffee is the first part of a new sidequest series where the Lamer Gamers talk about how they went from coffee lamers to coffee snobs (also lamers!)  Each episode features a video game to pair your coffee with that they give their impressions of. This episode pairs Ethopia Uraga Tebe Haro Wato pour overs and High Brew coffee with Donut County!
71:25 4/6/21
Kneel Before the PC Elite
KNEEL BEFORE THE PC ELITE! PC Gaming News ft Lord Kromdore! Nvidia DLSS vs AMD Fidelity FX Jousting Match. Does Travis Apologize to Todd Howard?. Valheim. Game Pass PC + Auto-HDR. BONUS POINTS : PC or Console Gaming?. How to fix Avengers Saves (funny)and more!
104:03 3/29/21
The Microsoft Acquisition
THE MICROSOFT ACQUISITION! NEW EPISODE 3/16-Should Microsoft make Bethesda Zenimax games exclusive? (Bonus Points)-AI Voice Acting makes Travis Question Reality-Bravely Default is Good-Watch Dogs Legion is not Good-LotW : Harvest Moon is a Lie! -Epic Fake Commercials-more!
125:38 3/16/21
The Acquisition Trailer
The Acquisition - A fake movie trailer by the Lamer Gamers Podcast for the episode "The Microsoft Acquisition". 
02:57 3/15/21
NEW EPISODE 3/1 - SCAPEGOAT SIMULATOR!-Dragon Age now single player rpg-xbox fps boost-ps5 storage upgrade this summer-Politicians Scapegoating Games...again -State of Play-Nintendo Direct after 530 Days-Pokémon Presents-Diablo 2 Resurrected-Cyberpunk Complaints Dept.-BONUS POINTS: How would you change Nintendo Eshop?-Game Pass March-Playstation Plus March-& MORE!
119:41 3/1/21
Game Over for Stadia?
Game Over for Stadia? We talk about that in BONUS POINTS along with news about the Borderlands Movie, Elon Musk wants to make a Halo Warthog, Microsoft puts Bethesda/Zenimax in a vault, Gearbox bought by Embracer (aka Viking Tencent), Google's Al Gorithm kills Terraria on Stadia (and definitely ticks off the developer), and more! 
131:08 2/16/21
GameStop Stonks vs Hedgefund Lamers
In today’s episode we’re going to start with a news roundup where I’ll let you know about the latest Animal Crossing Festivale update, Bowser’s Fury will only last so long, EA’s dark side finally caused them to lose the force, Bethesda somehow managed to grab Indie’s hat, Blizzard has some Visions that are Vicarious, along with our now regular Cyberpunk Complaints Department, and the Lamer of the Week! We’ll end the show with a special BONUS POINTS segment where we asked all you lamers out there what your thoughts are about the Gamestop Stock Controversy. I’ll do my best to explain both sides of the issue along with giving the opinions of multiple lamers out there. 
71:50 2/1/21
Assassin's Creed Valhalla Review + SpoilerCast
The Lamer Gamers review Assassin's Creed Valhalla (spoiler free) in the first segment then take a Leap of Faith into the spoilercast of Valhalla in the second segment! Expect some funny commercials relating to AC Valhalla throughout the show. In the spoilercast the Lamers discuss their favorite story arcs, favorite weapon combinations, favorite characters and more. They also talk about the not so great aspects of the game from glitches to bugs to bad story arcs to terrible enemies. 
98:07 1/18/21
KFC Console is Cucco!
In today’s episode we’re going to talk about everything from the KFC Console to alien pugs in Halo to upcoming game expansions for Hollow Knight and Star Dew Valley to Cyberpunk 2077 news and more in the news roundup! Then we’ll talk about the games we’ve been playing such as Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Immortals Fenyx Rising, Yakuza Like a Dragon, Dragon Quest XI, and more. Then we’ll end the show with a special BONUS POINTS segment where we asked a bunch of Lamers if they think Nintendo can survive the next generation! Now before we get started we’d like to let you know that we finally have SPONSORS on the show! We’ve been contacted by multiple fast food companies planning on releasing competition to the most epic console of all time, the KFC Console! So, expect a couple commercials during the show that will totally not interrupt your regularly schedule Lamer Gamers Podcast
125:36 1/4/21
The Chadbox 2077! Xbox Series X impressions, PS5 more important then toilet paper, Cyberpunk 2077, and more!
In today’s episode I’ll give you a glimpse at the latest Nintendo, PS5, Xbox, and PC news including some surprise game announcements for the Nintendo Switch, the Playstation 5 is apparently more important than toilet paper, Cyberpunk 2077 is causing people to lose their minds, Xbox will bring back a game from the brink of darkness, and more including the Lamer of the Week that isn’t exactly what we ordered.. Afterwards I’ll give you my impressions of the Xbox Series X we have officially deemed the CHADBOX! All that and more on the Lamer Gamers Podcast…
65:00 12/14/20
Battle of the Bots! XSX & PS5 Problems, Age of Calamity, Did they release the new consoles too soon? And much more!
In today’s episode we’re going to dive into the latest battle of the console wars known as THE BATTLE OF THE BOTS where it seems that a few retailers are finally pushing back against the horde of scalpers. We’ll also talk about the latest news and rumors flying around that include everything from telekinesis to hedgehogs to mechs. Then we have a special NERD ALERT where we break down some problems with the PS5 and Xbox Series consoles that are well..causing things to break down along with a warning about the scariest bug of all in Call of Duty as we give Activision our Lamer of the Week award! Afterwards we’ll talk about the games we’ve been playing such as Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Bugsnax, Spider Man Miles Morales, Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity, Tetris Connect Multiplayer, and Diablo 3 Season 22! We’ll end the show with some BONUS POINTS where we asked a bunch of Lamers “Should they have delayed the launch of the PS5 and Xbox Series consoles?” Now before we get started with the show…Let’s check in on Rowdy now that he has finished the delightfully cheery, e-rated game of Bugsnax! Rowdy: BUNGER BUNGER BUNGER! THE BUGSNAX ARE CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! WE ARE ALL DOOMED! THEY ARE IN MY EYES!!!! THE END IS NIGH! THE GRUMPINATI IS REAL! BUGNSAX IS A LIE!!! (incoherent Rowdy ramblings and Bugsnax noises)Travis: Oh…k….we’ll get right back to the Lamer Gamers Podcast because it seems Rowdy is in shock and shaking on the ground in the fetal position.. SOMEONE REMOVE HIS TINFOIL HAT…I NEED 10 cc’s of adrenaline and SOMEBODY HIT THE MUSIC STAT! 
104:06 11/30/20
PS5 Impressions, Viking Raids, and Weenie Hands!
Hello Lamer Gamers this is LameTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast!In today’s episode Rowdy is going to give us his impressions of the Playstation 5 along with (games …)LameTravis will give you his impressions playing the latest perpetually distracted viking simulator from Ubisoft aka Assassin’s Creed ValhallaWe break down the absolute worst retailer launch of a console this in the Lamer of the Week. It was not all it was cracked up to be…that’s a pun you’ll get later in the show… And finally we get to that Bonus Points where we asked a bunch of lamers and streamers if they believe the should have to pay to stream a video game. All that and more coming up on the Lamer Gamers PodcastNow before we start the show, Rowdy and LameTravis asked the local seer for signs from the Norse gods. She claimed that to properly soothsay and see the signs that she needed a PS5 or Xbox Series S for…reasons… so we have been informed to raid, loot, and pillage the local Wal-Mart for new consoles, in the name of Odin and Thor!
110:23 11/16/20
Keep Fighting! Where can you find a PS5 or XSX/S? Good News/Bad News. Avengers Flops. Lamestrodamus RETURNS!
In today’s episode I’m going to talk about the latest Nintendo news….sort of…then we’re going to jump into the 2020 CONSOLE WARS BETWEEN THE PLAYSTATION 5 AND XBOX SERIES CONSOLES! I’ll let you know where to get one of these magnificent beasts that probably won’t fit into your entertainment center if you haven’t already preordered then give you the latest good and bad news about these boxes of power. Then I’ll take a quick break and announce the Lamer of the Week along with a visit from our old friend Lamestrodamus upon special requestNow let’s get prepare a bag with all the essentials we need for survival. Such as a canteen of water, canned food, MRE’s, a multi tool, swiss army knife, bear mace, and our Nintendo Switch because it is time to brave the cold dark wind as we WAIT IN LINE FOR A NEW CONSOLE!!! Oh wait…I’ve received a transmission from my trusty radio…apparently standing in line for the new console is not allowed…well darn…I guess I’ll go back to pressing F5 while recording the next episode of the Lamer Gamers Podcast 
42:56 11/9/20
In today’s episode we’re going to round up the week’s latest gaming news where we let you know “What’s in the box” of the Fire Emblem 30th anniversary edition, talk about some updates coming to some PS4 games that add a bit of content followed by a Nerd Alert about the Playstation regarding Sony recording party chats. Then we dive into a bunch of xbox series x rumors and get to the bottom of how hot the Xbox Series X really is. And finally if you are planning on buying a new tv to go with your fancy new console, there may be some concerns you should be aware about! And of course we’ll take the most egregious of news items to give the coveted LAMER OF THE WEEK award by the end of the news segment! Rowdy will also give us some insight on GENSHIN IMPACT! in this episode. All that and more coming up on the Lamer Gamers Podcast
92:26 10/26/20
We Survived Hurricane Delta!
simplyTravis tries to give you the latest gaming news of the week after getting back electricity from Hurricane Delta! Also BONUS POINTS where we asked lamers online what their most anticipated game was this holiday season. 
43:28 10/12/20