Get inside the world of Evan for seven minutes.. or more.. Hosted by Comedian Evan Lopez based in in the heart of Austin, Texas. Evan Lopez was recently featured on OFTV's most watched episode of "LMAOF" Standup specials. Born in a small desert town in California to a mixed household being half white half Puerto Rican has made Evan diverse in culture with a unique upbringing of being a feral homeschool kid that he brings to the stage. Evan believes laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have good insurance.
Step into "Seven Minutes in Evan," a podcast where host Evan Lopez dives into life's tempo and the pivotal moments of pop culture. Each episode starts with a candid discussion on the relentless march of time, exploring the contrast between life's swift pace and the timeless spirit of our inner child. It's a reminder to chase our dreams before time slips away. Evan then pivots to the world of hip hop, breaking down the ongoing saga between Drake and Kendrick Lamar while reminiscing about the era of Tupac and the birth of rap battles. The conversation delves into the evolution of rap disputes, marking the transition into a new era where lines between art and personal life blur. The show rounds off with an exploration of liberty, kinship, and the joy of supporting each other's happiness. Evan tips his hat to Texas for its spirit of freedom, reflects on Tom Brady's Netflix roast, and discusses the intricate layers behind Kevin Hart's success beyond his comedic persona. Tune into "Seven Minutes in Evan" for your quick fix of deep dives into music, culture, and personal growth, all peppered with Evan's unique comedic flair. Perfect for your daily commute or while enjoying a coffee break.
5/8/24 • 30:13
Join Evan Lopez, a comedian based in Austin, Texas, as he plunges into the depths of notoriety and fame of O.J Simpson in his comedy podcast, "Seven Minutes in Evan." In this enthralling episode, Evan delves into the enigmatic world of O.J. Simpson—a man who sprinted from American hero to the heart of scandal. Engage with a narrative rich in complexity as Evan explores the dichotomy of reverence and ridicule that defines public personas, intertwining humor with the stark realities of celebrity. Experience a thought-provoking journey from O.J.'s illustrious past to the notorious trial that shook the nation, and confront the bizarre reality of watching a once-celebrated icon become the fodder for grim comedy. Evan doesn't shy away from the hard-hitting questions, invoking parallels with stars like Garth Brooks, whose missteps under the digital microscope showcase the relentless nature of modern fame. But it's not all celebrity talk. Evan gets personal, sharing his raw encounters with the chaos of offstage life. Listen as he recounts a night of stand-up turned stand-off with a heckler, a confrontation that becomes a masterclass in navigating public scrutiny and personal boundaries. This episode isn't just about surviving the limelight; it's a guide to finding serenity amidst life's noise. So, if you're looking for comedy with substance or insights sprinkled with laughter, tune in to "Seven Minutes in Evan" for a dose of reality served with a side of humor.
4/12/24 • 35:35
Dive into the heart of hip-hop's artistry with 'Seven Minutes in Evan,' a comedy podcast that's not just about laughs—it's a cultural deep-dive hosted by Evan Lopez, the quick-witted comedian from Austin, Texas. Each episode serves up a generous helping of Evan's signature humor, blended with razor-sharp insight into the beats and rhymes that shape our world. Starting with a playful exploration of rapper names and the ever-present 'Lil'' prefix, Evan delves into how hip-hop artists craft complex street sagas into poetic expressions, revealing the layers of sophisticated wordplay behind the music. It's a humorous yet profound look at linguistic creativity that'll have you appreciating hip-hop in a whole new way. Relive the intense rivalries and verbal prowess of 90s hip-hop icons like Eminem, as 'Seven Minutes in Evan' transports you back to the era of epic rap battles. Then, pivot to the present where Evan examines the simplicity trend in today's music scene, ponders the 'TikTok effect,' and reflects on how storytelling in film and social media is evolving, or perhaps regressing. But it's not all beats and bars. Evan brings the conversation home to Texas, blending local color with universal truths in a segment showcasing the intersection of neighborhood dynamics and wildlife escapades. Plus, get the exclusive on Evan's latest comedy gigs where his fresh material and live-show charisma shine. Tune in to 'Seven Minutes in Evan' for your fix of cultural commentary, belly laughs, and the kind of real talk that turns podcast listeners into die-hard fans. This is storytelling with a beat, humor with a purpose, and entertainment that's as thought-provoking as it is amusing. Don't just listen to a podcast—experience an auditory adventure that stays with you long after the seven minutes are up.
3/27/24 • 30:58
Tune in to "Seven Minutes in Evan," the comedy podcast where humor and cultural commentary collide. Hosted by Austin's very own Evan Lopez, this show offers a comedic deep dive into trending topics, nostalgic trips, and candid life lessons from the world of stand-up. In our latest episodes, we kick things off with an unexpected nod to basketball legend Allen Iverson, thanks to a surprising artificial intelligence twist. It's the perfect icebreaker leading into a thought-provoking discussion on the evolution of cancel culture. We delve into the complexities of retroactive judgment and debate whether controversy is the new currency in comedy. Then, let's rewind to the 90s, a decade we reexamine through its less-flattering paparazzi snapshots and the beloved slappy hands toys. It's a bittersweet journey that begs the question – why does nostalgia hold such power over us? As the laughter subsides, we take a reflective turn to discuss the quiet aftermath of South by Southwest at East Austin Comedy Club. It's a moment of hope and resilience that mirrors Evan's own path through the heart of Austin's vibrant comedy circuit. From stand-up stages to the suburban solace of gardening and whimsical daydreams of pop culture statues, "Seven Minutes in Evan" embraces the full spectrum of a comedian's life. Each episode balances introspective monologues with guest-filled adventures, ensuring a variety of voices and viewpoints. Most importantly, we celebrate you, our listeners, for joining us on this extraordinary journey. Whether it's laughter or reflection, Evan's unique take on life guarantees you'll be hanging on every word until the next punchline. Don't miss a minute of this comedic exploration by subscribing to "Seven Minutes in Evan," where every episode is a tribute to the joy of comedy.
3/22/24 • 32:43
In today's episode we are joined by East Austin Comedy Club owner/founder comedian Raza Jafri as we tackle the mysteries of the Raven's Dilemma in this special episode of Seven Minutes in Evan. Join us as Raza and I unravel the mysteries behind comedy special titles and the search for sincerity in an age dominated by social media likes, the rewards of completing creative projects and the strange allure of guilty pleasures. Listen in as we candidly discuss the impact of online feedback mechanisms and share our personal indulgences, from spoiler-free basketball games to the meditative act of cooking. We share insights on what shapes our perfect days and travel experiences. Raza tells us the origins of East Austin Comedy Club and what inspired him to open up his own comedy club as a comedian and what the goals and future of East Austin Comedy Club holds! while we both reflect on our changing travel habits and the delicate dance between spontaneity and structure. The chatter takes a lighter turn with jokes about morning routines and youthful escapades, highlighting the quirks that define us. We reflect on Raza's dual role as a comedian and club owner, the pressures of performing in intimate spaces, and the drive to create a community-focused venue, the discipline behind creative writing, and navigating the intersection of comedy and other performance arts. Learn more about Raza Jafri and East Austin Comedy by following Raza on social media at @Razadots and @eastaustincomedyclub
3/13/24 • 63:24
Ever wonder how to become a singer?... I'll teach you how to do it. We’ll talk about the wild world of Bitcoin and my own ups and downs in the investment game—it’s like trying to keep up with the wildest stripper in the club. Let's unravel the clean truth about comedians like Nate Bargatze. Let's discuss bowhunting and my recent fascination with it as I join the cult at Archery Country in Austin, Texas. I discuss the idea of just doing seven minute long podcast episodes. I also talk about almost diarrhea'ing at the world-famous Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas.. And more!
3/6/24 • 36:45
Unlock the secrets of artificial intelligence as we journey with Zach Wilcoxon of Pretect through the intricate web of AI's future, its effects on our lives, and the cosmic questions it raises. This episode promises not only to enlighten but also to challenge the way you perceive the integration of technology in everyday life. We grapple with the paradox of AI's boundless benefits and its potential for misuse, especially in the context of the fast-approaching elections and the unnerving reality of AI-generated misinformation. The discussion spans from the transformative impacts on industries, white-collar professions, and even the sanctity of entertainment to the ethical dilemmas we face as artistry and automation collide. Step into the heart of modernity where tech meets human interaction, and where we candidly address the evolving dynamics of relationships amid the rise of AI. We share personal anecdotes that illustrate the undulating nature of partnerships and how mutual endurance forges strength over time. Additionally, we chuckle over the stark contrast between dating in the era of the Great Depression and now, in a world dominated by screens and swipes. Tackling societal concerns, we consider the implications of declining birth rates and the role AI might play in alleviating the strains of a shrinking workforce, even as it reshapes the job landscape. Finally, prepare to be transported beyond the terrestrial boundaries as we contemplate the tantalizing prospect of alien life and the profound impact such a discovery could have on our understanding of existence. Discussions veer into the exhilarating realm of space exploration, drawing parallels with the audacious spirit of our ancestors while musing over the psychological effects of viewing Earth from afar. The episode culminates with speculative visions of an alien disclosure and the seismic shifts it would trigger, questioning our place in the grand tapestry of the universe. Join us for this episode that seamlessly blends the future, philosophy, and the distinctly human experience of grappling with the unknown.
2/21/24 • 90:57
Join us in this entertaining and enlightening episode where the multifaceted David Centofanti — comedian and former opera singer — schools us on the sophistication of Italian fine dining. David also shares his candid thoughts on the gritty reality of Sixth Street and reflects on receiving news updates from a girlfriend with IDF experience. Meanwhile, Detroit's resurgence is a hot topic, and David's attempt to convert Evan into a Detroit Lions supporter sparks a lively debate. We dive into a whimsical discussion on the idyllic universe of Jurassic Park and muse over a world where Eminem leads the charge in Jurassic World. The episode takes a turn towards the cinematic universe, questioning Marvel's impact on the film industry and exploring the contentious issue of open borders. Finally, we delve into a patriotic reflection on America's core identity. Tune in for this enjoyable rollercoaster of a conversation!
2/14/24 • 84:35
This week on "Seven Minutes in Evan," I'm excited to have Andre Ricks, the hilarious comedian and doorguy from the mothership, join me. We'll discuss how being on a cruise can feel akin to being stuck at a Golden Corral and why camping can be laughably futile, especially when trying to reason with a bear. Delving into the service industry, we'll share insights on the restaurant lifestyle, including the ups and downs of the job and useful lifehacks for servers to increase their earnings. We'll also explore our favorite colors and the personal reasons behind our choices. The topic of authority is on the table too—why we clash with it and how it shapes our lives. Plus, we ponder whether tough audiences are detrimental or beneficial to a comedian's growth. And we'll confront the stark reality faced by participants of "Naked and Afraid." Don't miss these intriguing conversations!
2/7/24 • 99:22
Welcome to this episode of Seven Minutes In Evan by Evan Lopez featuring this episode Comedian and New York Native Chad Dixon. In this episode we delve into the complexities of securing the Texas border and examine current government initiatives. We also ponder unconventional solutions to homelessness, debating the notion of a Highlander-style showdown for a hefty prize. We break down how scary Fentanyl is. the ongoing situation in Syria, and a lighthearted reflection on the undeniable importance of pizza in Chad's life. We explore the exorbitant prices of cable services, dissect the corny charm of late-night show-style interviews, and revel in the excitement of yard sale hustling. Join us in appreciating the glory of Antique Roadshow and sharing a laugh over the memorable moments on Pawn Stars, where people break down and deals unfold. Tune in for a diverse and engaging exploration of these topics and more!
2/1/24 • 81:04
In this episode of we talk about the texas freeze. Do penguins even wanna be in the arctic. What happens to Texans when it gets cold? Remember that old survival commercial from the 90s? Trump wins Iowa Caucus. Is RFK JR Gonna be a contender in the election? Jo Koy Bombs at the Golden Globes? Stay warm Texas and the rest of the world.. Stay sexy and I love you.
1/17/24 • 37:30
In this episode, join us as we dive into the world of pre-workout addiction, exploring the wild ride of taking the gym version of PCP. We also ponder the age-old question: Do pitbulls really like kids? And, of course, we discuss the unparalleled experience of indulging in Taco Bell while under the influence. From embracing a homeless mogul lifestyle to contemplating the highs and lows of social media, we cover it all. Plus, the latest buzz in the entertainment world, including Dave Chappelle's controversial new Netflix special and Katt Williams taking shots at Steve Harvey, Kevin Hart, Cedric the Entertainer, and more. Tune in for this emotional rollercoaster!
1/8/24 • 35:24
In this episode, we break down the holidays and dealing with doggy grief through the holidays and eating our grief with sugar and now having to detox. Doing more shows in December. What are goals for 2024?! Why did God send that bear to attack those children in the bible? Do I have any regrets this past year. Let's find out!
12/29/23 • 43:02
The dog days over.. We are systemically depressed on a molecular level as Evan tells the tail.. Of his dog unfortunately passing away while trying to mask his grief with humor. We dive into other topics about Diego's life choices and how careful you have to be with the way you walk alone around your neighborhood. What is Hiking? Doing meth a life choice?
12/22/23 • 69:13
Evan and Diego jump into it this week diving into the mysterious death of Panera bread patrons and the over abundance of sugar in their delectable treats. Sliding into the wild world of my 800 pound life and my strange addiction discussing the woman who eats her husband's ashes. What it is like to be homeschooled as a feral kid. We discuss Diego missing the era of Goth kids at school and what they are really about. Diego discusses the woes of being a not happy theatre kid and wanting everyone to stop smiling. Improv vs comedy? Which sucks worst. Is Adolf still a popular baby name? How terrible are living with roommates? Enjoy!
12/6/23 • 66:19
Welcome to a special Thanksgiving episode filled with holiday cheer and entertaining discussions! Join Evan Lopez and Diego Gonzales as we dive into the important question in life of whether a younger or older Leonardo DiCaprio is hotter. We'll also explore some hot topics, including Justin Timberlake's dance moves, Enrique Iglesias's stage-humping antics, R Kelly's interview breakdown, and the ever-evolving names of P Diddy. Plus, we'll touch on why Brad Pitt seems to have it all figured out. Amen to that, and wishing you a joyous Thanksgiving celebration!
11/23/23 • 65:39
In this episode we are joined by our possibly new producer comedian Diego Gonzales who brings to the podcast the views of the Gen Z generation. We breakdown the struggles of dating on the apps like tinder and the struggles of dating analog before the apps and more! Our guilty pleasure music and tv shows that we wish the world did not know of. Should vaping be banned? Watch Gen Z die to defend it.
11/17/23 • 58:32
In this episode we dive deep into the world of Marvel movies and cinema and what is really killing Marvel? Is Martin Scorsese right that Marvel is killing film or is he just old? Does the old Blade movie still hold up? Am I doomed to have to homeschool my kids with the current shape of the world? I have been doing the Carnivore diet and experiencing some wild new things in my life like lots of energy and mudslides. Enjoy.
11/3/23 • 31:18
Ladies and gentlemen! Back from the dead for this episode after being sick for 4 weeks we dive deep into the dark cavernous depths of the 6th street homeless as well as preparing for the apocalypse via another world war on the way. Should we all move to Montana and live a simple life? Maybe catch a trout or two and live out our days? Are we going halfsies on a cabin?
10/18/23 • 35:49
Dive into the rollercoaster of life with our podcast Seven minutes in Evan, where we explore an exciting array of topics from boy bands like Backstreet Boys and NSYNC to stand-up comedy, gender identity, aging, and the wisdom gained from life experiences, we cover it all. Discover the true meaning of adulthood, dissect the impact of social media on our lives, and embark on outdoor adventures through fishing and nature exploration. Join us in discussing survival skills, the hustle of city life, and even humorous tales about considering an unconventional career path. We tackle the thrilling world of gambling and betting, explore the realm of side hustles like Uber, and even delve into the controversial topic of prostitution, all with a sprinkle of humor and thoughtful insights. Plus, get ready for a wild ride with Gary Vee and his unconventional advice. But wait, there's more! We'll guide you through the art of negotiation at yard sales, ponder the nuances of pricing strategies, and share heartwarming stories about giving back. Explore the power of self-promotion, stay updated with our personal website and newsletter, and get ready to rock our awesome merchandise. Join us on this whirlwind journey as we navigate through a world filled with laughter, wisdom, and everything in between. Tune in now and embark on a podcasting adventure like no other!"
10/4/23 • 39:23
In this episode, we delve deep into the past and explore the unexpected kinks that attract people. The key question is, how dangerous is it to play "Hungry Hungry Hippos," and could engaging in such activities result in being expelled from public zoos due to indecent exposure? Additionally, we address the issue of bedwetting and the fact that everyone has experienced it at some point. It's essential to stop shaming individuals for this natural occurrence. Moreover, we raise the question, "Why is the rum gone?" as we venture into stories about bedwetting and much more in this captivating episode, filled with wild tales and even moth-eating adventures. Enjoy the show!
9/13/23 • 29:30
In this episode we dive into the world of labor day and the importance of laboring for the life you want to build rather than corporate America! We go deep into the philosophical world in this one as to what it means to build a life you really enjoy? Why are presidential candidates so old? I laugh at pest control people who try to sell me pest control. What is the dark truth behind labor day and what can we do?!
9/4/23 • 44:29
Nat Rogachevsky is a hilarious Austin-based comedian who is a reformed drug dealer from Boston with an affinity for sushi and trans girls. When he is not in Austin telling jokes he can be found in New York being inspired by the city's charm and grit writing jokes on the subway while eating sushi and never being impressed with the city of Austin. Enjoy!
8/30/23 • 85:41
Welcome to an enlightening episode where we embark on a riveting exploration of the cosmos, delving into the intricate world of human exodus from Earth and the intriguing prospects of intergalactic relations. Join us as we dare to ponder the fascinating question: what if humans journeyed beyond our planet's boundaries and found themselves in the company of extraterrestrial beings, sparking curiosity and contemplating unexpected connections. As the Texas sun blazes, we delve into the scorching heatwave that swept across the state, exploring the impact of rising temperatures on communities. Our candid discussion delves into various aspects of this climatic phenomenon, offering insights into the challenges faced and the resilience displayed in the face of adversity. Transitioning to the realm of entertainment, we delve into the enchanting world of Disney movies. Our exploration is unapologetically candid, examining the evolution of these timeless classics and shedding light on the nuanced conversations surrounding the incorporation of modern societal themes. We navigate the landscape of creativity and commercialism, analyzing the delicate balance between artistic integrity and the injection of 'wokeness.' Join us for a thought-provoking dialogue that traverses the cosmos, delves into the heart of environmental challenges, and unravels the threads of cinematic nostalgia. Tune in and indulge in captivating discussions that invite you to consider the possibilities beyond our planet, the resilience of communities, and the ever-evolving landscape of storytelling.
8/23/23 • 37:38
In this episode at the end I announce my bid in the presidential race for 2024. I need your support to get this country back to where it was!... I mean better than ever. But we start this episode out discussing the reality of 911 calls and the ridiculous feeling of feeling safe with that option. We dive into the fact that I am immortal now with health insurance for the first time in my life. Wanting to see President Biden do a crossword puzzle isn't too much to ask. I am excited to watch the presidential debates. We break down the Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz boxing match and we announce our presidential bid for the 2024 election! Enjoy!
8/19/23 • 45:41
This is SPARTA!! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 300! We have done it! In this episode we reflect on past episode with a compilation of some of our fun times from the first 299 episodes! We also talk about how expensive popcorn at the movie theatre is and trying to get Salma Hayek to work at the concession stand. What psychopath sits in the front row of the movie theatre? Should we tip cashiers 20%? We try to get Mark Normand on the podcast every 100 episodes. He still says no. Enjoy!
8/4/23 • 69:32
In this episode we are joined by Austin based comedian Jack Timmons who is the co creator of good evenings news a live youtube comedy show that can be seen on 6th street in Austin Texas at the world famous Sunset Strip Comedy Club every Tuesday! Jack Timmons & Evan Lopez talk about an array of topics from moving to Texas to pursue comedy, having your first real break up and what kind of exotic pets would be the best to have and just the overall experience of navigating six street with the homeless characters you become friends with. Enjoy!
7/24/23 • 72:52
Join us in this episode of seven minutes in Evan with host Evan Lopez as we sit down and chat with the hilarious comedian, Genivieve Janelle Clinton, hailing from Detroit, Michigan. Genivieve's talent has taken her across Texas and the nation, including opening for Joe Rogan. When she's not making the audiences laugh at the Comedy Mothership she spends her time as a doorwoman at the Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas. In our conversation with Genivieve, we delve into her upbringing within the church and how it profoundly shaped both her life and comedic style. From studying psychology in college to pursuing a career in comedy, she shares her journey and experiences that have led her to where she is today. Beyond comedy, Genivieve has a passion for dancing, and we explore how it serves as an outlet for her creative expression. We also get an inside look at her morning routine and her love-hate relationship with Ubereats. Be sure to catch Genivieve on Instagram @Cgenivive for more laughs and updates from this talented comedian.
7/17/23 • 86:43
In this episode we are joined by hilarious comedian Andre Ricks. A staple in the Texas comedy community starting two comedy clubs with fellow Comedian Raza Jafri East Austin Comedy club & South Austin Comedy Club. Andre Ricks is also a doorguy at the comedy mothership Joe Rogan's comedy club in downtown Austin that is quickly becoming the helm of comedy. Andre breaks down his final meal walking us artistically through the process from appetizers to the final drink. He shares a deep passion for Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Andre walks us through his experience living in Puerto Rico and the crazy things from Marijuana grow fires, random adventures & being a bus driver that led him to being one of the great comedy figures in the Austin comedy scene. Evan & Andre share stories of their first time performing on stage and their own experiences of bombing on stage. They dive deep into their ideas of life and what they want their life to be in the future. Check out Andre on Instagram at @Drericks87 on Instagram and see him all around Austin Texas for performing!
7/10/23 • 84:47
In this solo episode of Seven Minutes In Evan we tackle pop culture with creed, the current weird music I am in to right now, social media, and more, delivering a fresh and humorous take on each subject. In this episode, he fearlessly examines the offensiveness of Creed's lyrics to blind people, reminisces about the viral video sensation "Backup Terry," and explores the curious phenomenon of getting news from TikTok. Evan also shares his humorous observations on the world of religious rappers and offers amusing insights into the dynamics of relationships. With Evan's unique perspective and quick comedic timing, this podcast is guaranteed to keep you entertained and laughing from start to finish. Tune in for a witty and engaging seven-minute escape into Evan's comedic world. P.S AI wrote this description. The robot's have won.
7/5/23 • 34:03
