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Excuse the Jess

Excuse the Jess is a scripted comedy-drama podcast about re-entry, identity, and just trying to keep it together. After spending a year indoors, Jess is finally venturing back into the world… but things feel a bit off. Her friends are thriving, her confidence is shaky, and her inner monologue? Loud.Written and created by Jacquie J Sarah, Excuse the Jess is equal parts awkward, funny, and painfully relatable. It’s for anyone who’s ever had a weird conversation with a checkout assistant, panicked in a group chat, or dramatically overthought a text message.With sharp dialogue, heart, a healthy dose of chaos, and a bit of romance,  this podcast dives into the messy middle of modern life — and what it means to figure yourself out (again).👉 New to Jess? Start with Episode 1

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Meet Jessica.She has a brand new podcast and is scared and excited to share it with you.She has a lot to say but has been stuck in her house for over a year and unable to say it.Find out more in this new comedy with drama podcast.She's not needy or anything but.... please.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

4/30/21 • 00:57

Jessica is not panicking... honestlySend us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

5/4/21 • 00:35

Jessica finally reveals what the podcast is about,Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

5/7/21 • 00:29

Jessica has a lot to say and so each week she will break down a topic and give you her views.  She doesn't know where to start, so the beginning is as good a place as any.  Welcome to her life.  0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353cSend us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

5/10/21 • 23:53

Jessica has a lot to say and so each week she will break down a topic and give you her views.  This week she will give you her thoughts about friends and friendship.  She'll also talk Friends the TV programme and wonders what a reboot would look like.  It's not pretty.   Welcome to her life.  Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

5/17/21 • 20:58

Jessica has a lot to say and so each week she will break down a topic and give you her views.    This week Jessica will give you her thoughts about identity.  Whether it's where you come from, what you believe and the groups you belong to, she explores what identity actually means.  Or she'll just talk nonsense for twenty minutes.   Welcome to her life.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

5/24/21 • 17:24

Jessica has a lot to say and so each week she will break down a topic and give you her views.    This week Jessica will give you her thoughts about my generation.  She will explore what it means, whether you're a boomer, generation x, y, or z (who makes up this stuff?).    Or she'll just talk nonsense for twenty minutes.   Welcome to her life.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

5/31/21 • 20:31

Jessica has a lot to say and so each week she will break down a topic and give you her views.    This week Jessica will give you her thoughts about the battle of the sexes.     Or she'll just talk nonsense for twenty minutes.   Welcome to her life.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

6/7/21 • 20:19

Jessica has a lot to say and so each week she will break down a topic and give you her views.    This week Jessica will give you her thoughts about theatre.  Whether it's Shakespeare, Pinter or plain old pantomime, she'll deep dive into her love of theatre.     Or she'll just talk nonsense for twenty minutes.   Welcome to her life.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

6/14/21 • 19:56

Jessica has a lot to say and so each week she will break down a topic and give you her views.    This week Jessica will give you her thoughts about family.  Whether it's the one you're born into or the ones you create, she'll deep dive into all things family.     Or she'll just talk nonsense for twenty minutes.   Welcome to her life.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

6/21/21 • 20:39

Join Jessica as she breaks down all things Halloween.  How it's started, traditions, and how it is now.  Plus a spooky ghost happening that she can't quite explain.Or she'll just talk nonsense for 30 minutes.This is a standalone episode.Full credits on the website page.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

10/29/21 • 28:38

She's back.  A special episode for all you lovers of nonsense.Note:  Excuse the Jess Season 2 is one story told over 8 episodes.  Listen to this first.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

9/18/22 • 34:18

Jess talks about London.  Which you knew, right?Note:  Excuse the Jess Season 2 is one story told over 8 episodes.  Listen to this 2nd.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

9/19/22 • 28:09

It's about books, barely.  Warning - this episode contains a bad American accent. Listener discretion is advised. Note:  Excuse the Jess Season 2 is one story told over 8 episodes.  Listen to this 3rd.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

9/20/22 • 27:17

Jess picks another subject she knows f**k all about.Note:  Excuse the Jess Season 2 is one story told over 8 episodes.  Listen to this 4th (are you noticing a pattern).Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

9/21/22 • 34:02

Warning:  Scenes set at a children's birthday party.  Discretion advised.  Note:  Excuse the Jess Season 2 is one story told over 8 episodes.  Listen to this 5th (yes, you're not stupid.)Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

9/22/22 • 31:09

It’s a long one.  We find out more about a nice man.  An unrelated reminder that this podcast is fictional.Note:  Excuse the Jess Season 2 is one story told over 8 episodes.  Listen to this 6th (yes, it's part 2 of 2 but make sure you've listened to the prior episodes to that - no you're not stupid - but someone might be.)Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

9/23/22 • 50:38

Jess gives you an earworm.Note:  Excuse the Jess Season 2 is one story told over 8 episodes.  Listen to this 7th (because it's episode 7.)Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

9/24/22 • 29:55

Jess completely dispenses with the format.  Note:  Excuse the Jess Season 2 is one story told over 8 episodes.  Listen to this last (and no skipping ahead from episode 1 to this expecting to know what happened.   Thanks for listening.) Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

9/25/22 • 31:24

Standalone episode.  It's Halloween 2022 and no ghost story can be scarier than the actual world, Jess has a go at writing one anyway.   Grab some hot chocolate, settle into a comfy chair, and for extra effect put on some headphones. There's also more of the usual nonsense about Halloween. Acting Haunted - Read by Amanda GaisfordSend us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

10/29/22 • 44:58

It's Christmas so why not do a special?  Jess finds out why not.Standalone Episode!Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

12/21/22 • 30:50

Jess is back.  Obviously.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

6/15/23 • 36:12

Jess buys a croissant.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

6/19/23 • 42:18

Jess has a dinner date.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

6/22/23 • 29:45

Jess talks about Halloween but its not a Halloween specialSend us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

6/26/23 • 44:16

Jess has a Hallmark Christmas.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

6/29/23 • 47:53

Jess has an early nightSend us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

7/3/23 • 24:46

Jess suffers an utterly pointless day.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

7/6/23 • 34:38

Jess goes home.Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

7/10/23 • 29:51

Fancy a quick catch-up?   Thought not!Send us a textSupport the showExcuse the Jess is a fictional story told over each season.Written & Performed by: Jacquie J SarahWebsite: ExcusetheJess.comProduced by: Deliciously Bright PodcastsInstagram: excusethejessLeave a Review: https://excusethejess.com/review0daa84c538cfa32864472d07ec26c984b994353c

10/9/23 • 09:14