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Miami Minutes

The Miami Connection podcast that's here to even up the score one minute (and kick) at a time! Hosted by Jon Parker and Niall McGowan, episodes release every Saturday.

Tracks

Miami Minutes - Minute 0: Grandmaster Origins
The ball gets rolling today... or more accurately, the fists start a-flyin'! Our tough Tae Kwon Do team tackle the origins of the movie Miami Connection as well as looking into the aftermath and impact on the life of one Grandmaster Y.K. Kim! Tag with us on this introductory adventure! Once the season begins proper the episodes will be releasing weekly. Help our duo go AGAINST THE NINJA! The next episode follows soon, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
46:36 5/12/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 1: Manson and the Motley Crew
The connection is finally forged as the movie begins with a bang! Well, a funky tune anyway... and a little film history lesson! We also see the beginnings of some shady and suspicious sorts scheming down by the waterfront... WITH UZIS! Call me crazy, but I think they might be up to no good... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
38:41 9/24/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 2: Genji's Overwatch
The deal is ready to go down as a million James Hurleys emerge from the woods and hop on those hogs. Only the finest from Columbia, right? A ninja watches over the proceedings from his perch with the spirit of an owl... BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?!?!? From high to low, we see more stealthy sorts shimmying along slyly, surely up to no good. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
48:53 10/1/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 3: The Revenge of Shinobi
The deal is done... FINALLY! A firm handshake seals it and we're out of here. Great episode, everyone. WAIT! THE NINJAS STRIKE! A secret shuriken stabs and the goons go for the guns. It's on, baby! Just don't forget to sample the merchandise first. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
45:57 10/8/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 4: Spring-Heeled Jack
The ninja menace weathers the storm (and Uzi fire) but one of the gangsters attempts to flee with the goods... only to find himself in CHOP-py waters. DAMN IT, YOU CAN’T DEFEAT ONE NINJA, LET ALONE COUNTLESS NINJA! GIVE UP! WHITE FLAG IT, DUDES! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
44:42 10/15/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 5: Spraying and Praying
The most vicious, most deadly, battle of all time continues to tear the city apart! Well, the beachfront at least. Can you stab with a katana? Find the answers here, folks! Reckless Uzi fire, slicing and dicing and missing arms - this minute is action, action, ACTION! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
53:33 10/22/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 6: Yashi-Dough
We’re back as the insanely loud bike ninjas continue their getaway, drugs and cash in tow. More importantly, we get our first glimpse of the secret dojo! Meet Yashito. He's a lovely chap, but he's missing something important... THE MONEY! Something tells me he isn't letting this slide... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
50:01 10/29/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 7: Bikers By Day...
Yashito takes all the credit for the job succeeding and rightfully so - what did these losers do? They'd better make no more mistakes! Cut to our villains hitting the road in their other guises - they're bikers by day, after all. They're here to steal all your cocaine ALONG WITH YOUR LIFE! Damn, that's rough. Leave a little something, jeez. As they pledge to strike with no mercy and embrace their inner Cobra Kai, we can only wonder where it is they're heading... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
53:17 11/5/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 8: Enlightened Buddhist Named Mok-ryeon
We're escaping from Miami - ESCAPING WITH OUR LIVES! Then again, we've got no fear of death anyway... what of it? Feel my left foot of wrath! As the bikers continue their escapades we see ol' Yashito putting on a show for the boys. A hot and spicy one at that! With a high kick we'll make sure "violence" is this week's motto. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
70:27 11/12/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 9: A New Dimension in Rock and Roll
Our gang of real tough guys, under the leadership of the mysterious Jeff, await Yashito and co. Once it's established that they indeed have the BEST coke around, everybody heads into Central Florida's hottest nightclub - Park Avenue! It's not long before our super smooth MC begins the introduction for a band that will change the face of music FOREVER... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
59:07 11/19/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 10: Kick Together, Stick Together
The greatest song in the history of mankind is performed for you lucky, lucky, people. Your lives will never be the same again! Stick with us through thick and thin as we play to win and deliver only the finest in high-kicking podcast action! Oh yeah and Jeff is annoyed. What's new there? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
55:18 11/26/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 11: She Working Here?
The band are grooving like only they can but it does nothing to quell Jeff's fit of rage. HOW COULD JANE BETRAY HIM LIKE THIS?!?!? After all, she's not supposed to be here... Yashito grabs the boys and the villainous combo take a seat TO WITNESS A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
62:03 12/3/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 12: Simmons and The Balcony Babes
Loyalty and honesty are top of the bill once more as our sweet boys continue rocking out. We delve into this fantastic honeycomb drumkit, Mark's interesting concept of guitar work and the top quality show being provided by Pink Floyd's lighting team. Kim A go-go! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
72:14 12/10/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 13: The UCF Floppies
Dragon Sound wrap up their number as Jeff and Yashito have a wee clink of the cocktails - these boys are gonna be going all night, baby! The following morning we head to the University of Central Florida, where only ORPANS are allowed to attend. We learn that the computer programming team came in fourth place in the international competition! Jane has a lot to live up to with her circles. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
68:02 12/17/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 14: Good Circle
We're back in NERD CITY as these dorky Poindexters get to work on these circles. GET A LIFE! John decides that his day is more important than everybody else's so tries to sneak Jane out of class for... a stroll? A QUIZZING?!?!? Time for some family background. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
63:44 12/24/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 15: I Can't Really Explain It...
JANE DOESN'T LIKE HER BROTHER?!?!? Oh that's going too far, think of everything he's done for you! Oh, wait, he's a jealous jerk who hates love and friendship? Fair enough then girl, hate away. As the ol' walk-and-talk continues, Jane also reveals the tragedy of her parents. This conversation got a little too deep a little too quickly! A convoy of cars sssssccccrrrrreeeeeeaaaaacccccchhhhh into view. COULD THIS BE JEFF?!?!? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
74:09 12/31/22
Miami Minutes - Minute 16: A FRIEND?!?!?
Jeff and co. roll into view in their swanky Merc. Either crime pays or they're thieves with an eye for quality. He isn't happy though - he ain't having his sister hanging out with this son of a bitch! NO FRIENDS ALLOWED! And if you wanna test him you'll get smacked straight down, fool. Don't mess with GI Action Joe Man. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
77:41 1/7/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 17: Two Households, Both Alike in Dignity
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Miami... or Orlando... where we lay our scene, Quarrelling over tender hearts, familial mutiny, Our star-cross'd lovers are not scared of getting mean - NOT AT ALL! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
62:05 1/14/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 18: It's Always Sunny in Park Avenue
The group of shady characters approach our club owner and things get heated FAST. It turns out they've been fired by him and they want payback, damn it - no kiddie songs with these guys, no siree! Our guy isn't gonna take it, however... he's ready to thrown down! CATCH THESE HANDS, CHUMP! Next time they're gonna kill his ass! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
56:26 1/21/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 19: Bayside Tigers
We hear a phone ringing: it’s Jeff trying to get hold of Yashito, but he’s tied up with some business. Like, ninja business or what? Or is he just playing hard to get? You cheeky scamp you! I prefer Horsemen business myself (deep cut). We also see Yashito's pretty sweet digs. This guy is rolling in the dough and even puts on a nice little display for the business deal. You think of everything! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
63:58 1/28/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 20: Kata and Song
We’re back as our ninja death squad are performing kata while Jeff and Yashito have an unusually formal meeting. Trying to impress somebody, guys? Laddie sees ya. Anyway, the important thing is to stop Jane hanging around with that damn band! How can they control the area with a prominent pop-rock group there? Our Dragon dudes head to Uncle Song's place to get some quick grub, which feel a little disrespectful but okay. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
64:38 2/4/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 21: Against the SINja
The gang hit the stage once more, this time to declare their life's goal: TO DESTROY ALL NINJAS! Ninjas suck, yo. This group of college kids also vow to defeat the entire concept of sin, which is a pretty lofty ambition to be perfectly honest.  Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
70:39 2/11/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 22: The Senseless Killing
Florida is just rife with people being slain left, right and centre it seems. So much so that these rockin' kids are taking those damn murdering ninjas to task! IN SONG! To render this evil war no more Dragon Sound hit the stage and prepare to even up the score. It's not just being superstars that's a way of life for this crew - it's also KICKING ASS! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
62:03 2/18/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 23: This Evil War
This exhibition of rock excellence from the Dragon crew continues as they double down on their pledge to eradicate the ninja menace once and for all... all while wearing snazzy trousers and wanking that fretboard! Lovely stuff. TAE-KWON! TAE-KWON! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
54:22 2/25/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 24: Ninja Month Grand Finale
Against The Ninja Month is no more, so let's go out with a bang... AND WHAT A BANG! It's pyro galore today on the show as our house band end this number in style. Once their job is done the crew hop into their car (and almost fail to pull it off, but I digress) and hit the road for some post-show partying... but who's this following? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
60:05 3/4/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 25: No Truce With the Furies
We’re back as the villainous group are still hot on the tail of our heroes - they’re tailing that car with ill intent! Pretty soon they've got them trapped and it's all about that Warriors action - DRAGON SOUND, COME OUT TO PLAAAAY-AAAAAY! Unsurprisingly, our dudes are... surprised. What the hell did they do?!?!? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
58:24 3/11/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 26: Listen to Me!
These ruffians are ready to throw down but our boys have cool heads and an even cooler leader. Mark isn't taking any disrespect - you suckers better listen when he says that there's gonna be no trouble tonight... or else! They just got this job from agent so take it up with that bozo instead. Get out of this god damned town? MAKE US! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
75:11 3/18/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 27: The Welcome Wagon?
We’re back as our heroes are still getting hassled, man. John has a little sob story and Dexy ain't having it - he's gonna show 'em! The boys aren't drinking so are offered a delicious, refreshing, beer. Isn't that nice of these ruffians? So generous! Somehow this lovely act turns into madness and an all-out brawl though! It's time for action, not words. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
66:58 3/25/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 28: The Vanguard of Magnolia Avenue
Tactical retreat is the name of the game this week, family... but that doesn't mean that our boys aren't going to take some bozos down along the way! Mark is on fire as he unleashes the beast - no kidney or face is safe. Get these hands! It's not just The Korean Killer in full flow either - John shows just to utilise that gangly frame of his. BAM! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
75:39 4/1/23
Miami Minutes - Minute 29: Monologue Month Begins (Almost)
Somehow, Dexy has returned... only to get beaten to a pulp! Our boys have survived and they head back to their swingin' bachelor pad for some cool beers and hot showers... as well as some light bullying. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.  
73:01 4/8/23

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