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Pastey and the Jam

Every week, Jammer & Paste recap the YHWD Fantasy Football League as well as other life shenanigans. While parts of the podcast are specific to their fantasy football league, the majority of the content centers around their friendships, relationships, and life adventures.   

Tracks

You can take away his balls, but you can’t take away Streez Nutz. To Kill a Mockingbird enters the group chat. Jam nearly starved to death when G&G went to London but we aren’t worried about surviving Thailand (editor’s note: some of us are). Things get spicy in the bedroom. The Swear Jar is bankrupting Paste.

1/17/25 • 62:47

Jime and AG cement themselves as juggernauts midway through the season. ButtDoctorQueefMomster. Diddlin’ Demps starts a new chapter in life. The Egonauts score a 2-for-1. Paste surrenders his life to the Cult of Woodworking. There ain’t a log out there Jam can’t shoot, but don’t bring lululemon to a rattlesnake fight.

11/3/24 • 53:26

Jammer chronicles a crappy experience for the ages. Paste heads back to the ol’ rock pile for a family wedding to cap off a remarkable love story. Shout house is coming back for one night only. The guys have an important conversation centered around birthmarks. See y’all, Paul.

10/5/24 • 50:28

The boys recap week 2 of the YHWD Fantasy League and give out awards in a new poorly named segment. Jammer details the karmic battle with his backyard squirrel. Paste shares an update on his nephews. The origin story for Muscles & Mimosas is exposed. Nellie whimpers a lot.

9/22/24 • 57:14

A classic blunder causes the podcast to disappear for a few months only to return thanks to a persuasive guilt trip from Superfan Gretch. The Squirrels are Kicked in the D while Ty + Stad = 3(rd). An appreciation for the Elf on the Shelf Carpies. A reflection on Dawg Pound, Broby’s, and “just needing a bloody, bruh.”

2/11/24 • 52:24

Jam recaps week six with rhythm. The pod answers the first mailbag submission of the year. A Tuesday work night bender for the ages. Tyler joins the show fully prepared once again and proclaims that while everyone thinks Jenna Ortega is hot, he thinks she's hotter. A sad and honest dialogue about pets.

11/5/23 • 83:54

Jam maximizes his workplace productivity. Playa $hort tries to figure out which rapper would make for the worst President. Strat the Rat joins as High Scorer to give a recap of Disneez Nuts. They all try to figure out their most embarrassing stories, which surprisingly isn’t e-wrestling and online battle rap.

10/27/23 • 83:49

Buzz Lightyear’s gout flares up as he nears the eve of fitness instruction. The new Super Team snubs the guest appearance. Gollum revives the YHWD League snapchat thread. Purple monkey melodies are making Paste grumpy about everything. Jam becomes a Riddle Master, kind of.

10/6/23 • 61:37

The show almost gets renamed. The Carpies nearly meet their demise in Montauk. Paste becomes lactose tolerant. Henno joins to give the long-awaited oral history on how Jammer screwed up Draft Day. The biggest Parrot Head of them all delivers a heartfelt eulogy to his hero. Gawk. Gawk. BUNDUL!!!!!

9/29/23 • 52:03

Henny begets a baby to belittle a Toiret Bowel beatdown. The pod does a deep dive into the ‘Kicked in the D’ data. A Christmas miracle blesses the ‘Lucky Listener of the Week’, kind of. Jammer refuses to believe. A loyal listener and her husband let the guys crash their holiday party.

12/27/22 • 71:31

Jammer unexpectedly dons a piece of clothing with sleeves. Minnesota benefits from its gambling problem. Paste gives another Nephew Corner update. Five-Time Simes plugs Taco Bell after he officially earns tenure on the pod. Bowling has a broken scoring system.

12/23/22 • 64:44

In a true sign of maturation, the guys spend the night before Thanksgiving recording the podcast instead of going to the bar. Jammer finds fitting inspiration to set a personal record on his Peloton. Paste cleaned out his garage. The Cowboys beat the Vikings 40-3.

12/2/22 • 92:50

The guys come up with another lazy gimmick for the weekly matchups. Treasure Island was a great time, probably. Paste gives a much-anticipated update on Nephew Corner. Jammer scores a victory in the debut of the new ‘Smartest 3-Minutes in Podcast’ segment.

11/12/22 • 74:08

The first batch of podcast analytics are in and it doesn’t look promising. Jammer passes along a truly remarkable and unforgettable wedding story. Champagne Favi makes his debut and talks fantasy football, face humping, oysters, and more.

11/4/22 • 69:49

The guys share some groundbreaking news and put the podcast world on notice. Netflix decides to ruin everyone's lives; RIP to the 1987 Twins. The ‘High Scorer of the Week’ takes a rain check. Jammer invents Corn Twine.

10/21/22 • 44:31

Jammer finally has his ‘Almost Famous’ moment during a once-in-a-lifetime trip to Baltimore but it cost him his sports fandom. LT ordered some cheese curds and a sandwich. The mailbag has a new submitter. The guys discuss scary movies.

10/17/22 • 56:29

Night Persons are established. Jammer recaps the very first week of 'Bowling Alley' and debuts a new haircut. Jaci accidentally steals a dog. The Oligonucleotide Therapeutics Society leaves a lasting mark. The Fastest 3-Minutes In Podcast takes at least twice that long.

10/8/22 • 48:14

After much anticipation, Alex finally makes his debut on the pod and doesn't lose track of the count. The Big Benny Boom Stick makes contact for the last time. The mailbag receives its longest submission yet.

10/3/22 • 58:29

Paste and Jammer besmirch and question the credibility of the Queen. Vinny bails out the boys for being unprepared. Clothing Point repeats as Lawn Bowling Champions. The first ever Mailbag question is strange but nonetheless answered.

9/23/22 • 46:44

After a brief break, the world's number one rated podcast returns as the guys try to remember what they are doing. Jonny dials in for the first time ever with a memorable performance. Jammer says goodbye to downtown Minneapolis.

9/18/22 • 68:39

Pastey and the Jam recap the week one last time before taking a month long break. Tyler joins the pod for the second time and has another great idea for the league. Jammer ranks his favorite Thanksgiving dishes.

11/21/21 • 88:11

Strat joins the podcast to talk fast food, his honeymoon, and breast milk storage problems (sorry for the audio issues). Paste recaps a rare night with RaceCar. Jammer ranks his top-5 Marvel movies. Brought to you by Moomaw.

11/12/21 • 60:05

Jammer tries to remember what happened during the Vikings/Cowboys game as Paste reflects on his gameday behavior. The guys pour one out for Flava Flav. Gretch and her husband join the podcast as the weekly guests.

11/8/21 • 59:05

Jammer overdresses for the occasion. Simes joins the pod as High Scorer of the Week and the guys help tear apart his former employee. Paste gives an update on harvest and Jam talks about Halloween candy. Brought to you by the legendary Boulder Peptide Symposium.

10/29/21 • 69:07

The guys attempt to honor a massive $5 donation from last week. Paste and Jam both look back on their worst Halloween costumes. Strat calls in as High Scorer of the Week. The guys continue to struggle with the outro.

10/22/21 • 53:42

Jam continues to deliver either brilliant or horrible matchup names. Henno flows, and then the guys call him out for not listening to the pod. Jam finishes another Fastest 3-Minutes as only a true Parrot Head could.

10/16/21 • 63:49

The podcast has an episode sponsor for the first time. Bino sets the record for most guest appearances on the pod as High Scorer of the Week. The guys discuss Squid Games, House of the Dragon, and more. Jammer recaps his favorite hot tub moments.

10/8/21 • 62:12

After a discussion on the nail-biting week in fantasy, Pat drops in as the high scorer of the week as only he knows how. The guys finally come up with a new name for the "Favorite Things" segment. Jammer talks about his brand new ancient driver.

10/1/21 • 66:13

Bino generously blesses the pod with a guest appearance as High Scorer of the Week. The guys try to figure out what to rename the "Favorite Things" segment after realizing it is usually dark and morbid. Jammer completes another Fastest 3-Minutes for the second week in a row.

9/24/21 • 66:39

Tyler and Henno join the boys for a 4-person pod - what could possibly go wrong?

9/17/21 • 63:00