Cheek Clappers

We talk about pregnancy, Hitler, Gregg Wallace, babies, Tara stomping everywhere, chavs loving Star Wars and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

10/3/24 • 69:14

In this episode we talk about some recent fart related issues that Tara's been having. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

9/24/24 • 50:04

In this video we talk about McDonalds, an interesting residency appointment, the changing face of Europe and Gregg Wallace's marital history. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

9/17/24 • 55:11

In this episode we take 2C-B and talk about fat people, hip-hop culture, The Special Olympics, Oscar Pistorus, Gino D'Acampo and more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

9/10/24 • 42:56

WOW! In this episode we talk about MILFs (as usual), The Matrix, drill music, Americans not knowing how to speak, stand up comedy and step siblings. And we also have an exclusive interview with JORDAN JENSEN! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

8/28/24 • 88:50

In this episode we talk about various different embarrassing incidents we've had with animals, drug addiction, the situation in the UK and various other things. We also discuss an interesting moral experiment Tara recently conducted with ChatGPT. And then after that we have an interview with DASHA NEKRASOVA!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

8/22/24 • 103:09

We start this episode by talking about a strange Arabic gentlemen I encountered looking for a job online. We also talk about the Olympics, fat people, Paul Newman's salad dressings and we attempt to do some PR for Josef Fritzl. And THEN we have an interview with RICKY GERVAIS!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

8/13/24 • 61:24

On this episode I get really angry about Gregg Wallace and his "healthy pizzas", and then after I get that off my chest we talk about the Punjab spice epidemic, Australian dirty talk, and we also hear from ChatGPT as Gurgi, telling us about various atrocities and tragic/horrific historical events (it's hard to explain.) After that we have an interview with BEN AVERY. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

7/2/24 • 71:25

In this episode we talk about Aussies, awkward childhood incidents, Sir Jimmy Savile and more. We also have an interview with NICK MULLEN. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

6/25/24 • 81:33

In this episode we talk about vagina doctors, Dr. Cosby's comeback, Tara twatting a sickly Indian child, school bullying and much more. We also have an interview with Adam Friedland. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

6/20/24 • 66:21

Kramer's Back! We come up with various different ideas to ease his transition back into show business. Tara also tells us about her experience at fat camp. We also have an interview with Shane Gillis. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

6/18/24 • 74:37

In this episode me and Tara talk about Sex and The City and Indian gurus, and then later I interview long time Clappers listener Black Adam. Check out Adam's podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/@twodetroitnerds/ https://open.spotify.com/show/4vTKbZbsC4SacvtkJ6nNzF --------------------------------------- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

6/17/24 • 138:37

We take shrooms on this one. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/  

4/30/24 • 121:29

Fuck me, this is an absolute Clappers classic, a top 10 episode for me. We've got some Tara childhood stories, some more recent ones and a bunch of other funny shit. MISS THIS ONE AT YOUR PERIL. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/  

4/23/24 • 81:44

In this episode I talk with the fantastic Harry Slime (aka Cam) of the 'Life & Time with Harry Slime' Podcast. The audio is a bit fucked in this one, I've done my best to repair it but it still sounds kind of whacky. Next time we do an episode together it'll be much better. Either way this one is still good. Listen to Cam's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/life-time-with-harry-slime/id1529155923 https://www.youtube.com/@harryslime69  

3/14/24 • 147:00

WE'RE BACK! With an unmissable Clappers banger. We talk about more weird stuff that happened when Tara was at school, the listeners ABANDONING US, Gregg Wallace's daily routine, the new lids on drinks bottles, otter attacks, being struck by lightning, Winnie the Pooh and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

3/4/24 • 78:50

Marty Garza who has amassed an enormous wealth of research on UFO and UFO encounters, to talk about what these things may or may not be, and how we might think about them. This podcast is intended as supplementary to Marty's appearances on Brothers of the Serpent, which can all be found on YouTube (and are best listened to in order), or can be found on any podcast app: http://www.brothersoftheserpent.com/ If you'd like to watch the video of this podcast you can find it here: www.youtube.com/BigDome1  

2/16/24 • 100:45

WE'RE BACK! In this episode we talk about what we've (not) been doing, Omracer, men going missing and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/

2/8/24 • 60:50

In this episode we talk about an awkward encounter I had on a basketball court, koalas, grave robbers (sort of), UFOs and much more. We also hold a kind of competition between Peru and Australia, where Tara represents Australia and I represent Peru. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/  

1/15/24 • 88:17

WE'RE BACK! We talk about a lot in this one including Jamaican guys, Freddie Kreuger, mental hospitals, Santa and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

12/29/23 • 67:32

WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DIARRHEA AND VOMITING SOUNDS. In this episode, sickness befalls The Clappers Kingdom, and we fall into a fairly deep depression.  This isn't a normal episode; if you don't want to listen to hours of us being depressed/the sounds of vomiting and diarrhea then please skip this one. This is for serious Clap-heads only, and even then some of you may not like it at all. We will be doing more normal episodes soon, it's just been a really tough period and we haven't had the opportunity to record. Check our Patreon if you want to hear some episodes that don't contain vomiting and diarrhea sounds. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

12/6/23 • 165:05

This episode is a good one but it's mostly about Om, so if you are not interested in Om then might be worth skipping. That said, even if you aren't interested in Om some of the thoughts and ideas might be applicable to life in general. Also, we have really struggled to record lately due to our dog's injury situation and loads of other crazy stuff going on at the moment, but hopefully soon we'll be able to get back in the studio. The Patreon is still busy though, so get on there if you're not already and you want to get clapped. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

12/1/23 • 37:22

In this episode we talk about Israel, Hamas, me needing to piss during a driving lesson, fertility clinics and a RIDICULOUS email from Tyrone. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

10/23/23 • 52:19

In this episode we talk about the situation in Gaza, dog rape, crocodiles, MILF suicide and we hear some truly RIDICULOUS comments from Gregg Wallace. We also read a great letter from a new member of the Clap family. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

10/10/23 • 70:58

BOOM! Cheek Clappers is back with an absolute banger. We talk about giving away a free bed frame to some angry youths, squirting, arse cramps, infant mortality, zoos, Gregg Wallace and more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

9/13/23 • 68:36

This one starts out funny and then we fall into SERIOUSNESS and DEPRESSION. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

9/11/23 • 81:26

This is two episodes combined. First we talk about a terrifying incident in which Tara was assaulted in her sleep, then later on we answer questions from a list Tara found on the internet. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

9/6/23 • 126:58

On this episode we talk about a recent incident with our neighbours that ended with me having a (sort of) fight with an old man. We also talk about food, fat people, Jordan Peterson's daughter and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

8/8/23 • 74:38

We start off this episode by talking about flavoured condoms and then we invent our own flavours. After that we read some listener correspondence and talk about sluts, prostitutes, sobriety and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

8/3/23 • 61:00

Things get freaky on this one. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic  

7/17/23 • 89:09