Cheek Clappers

We're back! In this episode we talk about hiking, a great money making scheme, farting, grown men watching Baby Tiktoks, hot people, having the moral high ground over Mr. Bean, and me being gay. http://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

7/16/26 • 87:11

In this episode we talk about our trip to Bruges, Tara psychologically devastating a small Dutch man, and Indian men getting covered in jam.

4/1/26 • 76:01

In this episode we mourn the loss of a member of the Clappers Family. We also talk about famous "Dr"s who aren't actually doctors, James Blunt and weird dreams. https://www.patreon.com/c/CheekClappers

2/5/26 • 100:12

Season's Greetings! In this Christmas classic, we discuss the return of Black Adam (he's alive!), Chinese manufacturing, Christmas wishes, condom packets and more. (I also do a piss LIVE on air!!)

12/23/25 • 71:48

WE'RE BACK! In this episode we talk about pube shaving, bus drivers, Pingu, autism femdoms, Gregg Wallace's obsession with Total War, and also a very embarrassing incident I had when Tara discovered my browser search history. Check out our new YouTube series: https://www.youtube.com/@InfiniteSlop Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

10/23/25 • 92:32

We're back! On this one we talk about Gregg Wallace, autism, Scarlett Johansson, being bummed for burgling and much more. Check out our new YouTube series: https://www.youtube.com/@InfiniteSlop Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

7/22/25 • 71:22

In this episode we deal with AN EXTREME APOCALYPTIC POWER CUT EVENT and talk about Mr. Bean, Hijabs, McDonalds and much more. Check out our new YouTube series: https://www.youtube.com/@InfiniteSlop Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers

4/30/25 • 71:41

In this episode we talk about big black asses, paranoid DNA, Tara being afraid of children, flying machines and much more. We also introduce our BRAND NEW SHOW which you can find here: https://www.youtube.com/@InfiniteSlop

2/26/25 • 84:48

There is a shorter, censored version of this uploaded to YouTube which you can check out here if you want: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYhJmAUPRL0  

1/15/25 • 65:51

This is a video episode but we're uploading the audio here as well. Check it out on our Patreon if you want to see the video: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Also available on Rumble: https://rumble.com/v6640by-me-so-horny.html  

1/6/25 • 79:24

This is just an audio version of the Christmas video we uploaded to YouTube this morning. Check it out here!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqiTl2nXjk - Tara is dressed as Santa.

12/25/24 • 54:43

In this episode we talk about Monica Bellucci, how time distorts everything, music, chairs, Sean Connery, Black Adam being kidnapped, and all sorts of other stuff. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

12/2/24 • 86:49

In this one we talk about the deadly storm heading our way, Liam Payne's death, Indian men, lizards, John Lennon and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

10/31/24 • 43:50

In this one we take pills and talk about Jose Mourinho, Eminem's new song, chocolate syrup and much more. I love this episode, although the ensuing comedown was horrific. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

10/22/24 • 28:14

We talk about pregnancy, Hitler, Gregg Wallace, babies, Tara stomping everywhere, chavs loving Star Wars and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

10/3/24 • 68:10

In this episode we talk about some recent fart related issues that Tara's been having. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

9/24/24 • 50:04

In this video we talk about McDonalds, an interesting residency appointment, the changing face of Europe and Gregg Wallace's marital history. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

9/17/24 • 55:11

In this episode we take 2C-B and talk about fat people, hip-hop culture, The Special Olympics, Oscar Pistorus, Gino D'Acampo and more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

9/10/24 • 42:56

WOW! In this episode we talk about MILFs (as usual), The Matrix, drill music, Americans not knowing how to speak, stand up comedy and step siblings. And we also have an exclusive interview with JORDAN JENSEN! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

8/28/24 • 88:50

In this episode we talk about various different embarrassing incidents we've had with animals, drug addiction, the situation in the UK and various other things. We also discuss an interesting moral experiment Tara recently conducted with ChatGPT. And then after that we have an interview with DASHA NEKRASOVA!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

8/22/24 • 103:09

We start this episode by talking about a strange Arabic gentlemen I encountered looking for a job online. We also talk about the Olympics, fat people, Paul Newman's salad dressings and we attempt to do some PR for Josef Fritzl. And THEN we have an interview with RICKY GERVAIS!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

8/13/24 • 61:24

On this episode I get really angry about Gregg Wallace and his "healthy pizzas", and then after I get that off my chest we talk about the Punjab spice epidemic, Australian dirty talk, and we also hear from ChatGPT as Gurgi, telling us about various atrocities and tragic/horrific historical events (it's hard to explain.) After that we have an interview with BEN AVERY. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

7/2/24 • 71:25

In this episode we talk about Aussies, awkward childhood incidents, Sir Jimmy Savile and more. We also have an interview with NICK MULLEN. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

6/25/24 • 81:33

In this episode we talk about vagina doctors, Dr. Cosby's comeback, Tara twatting a sickly Indian child, school bullying and much more. We also have an interview with Adam Friedland. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

6/20/24 • 66:21

Kramer's Back! We come up with various different ideas to ease his transition back into show business. Tara also tells us about her experience at fat camp. We also have an interview with Shane Gillis. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

6/18/24 • 74:37

In this episode me and Tara talk about Sex and The City and Indian gurus, and then later I interview long time Clappers listener Black Adam. Check out Adam's podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/@twodetroitnerds/ https://open.spotify.com/show/4vTKbZbsC4SacvtkJ6nNzF --------------------------------------- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/    

6/17/24 • 138:37

We take shrooms on this one. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/  

4/30/24 • 121:29

Fuck me, this is an absolute Clappers classic, a top 10 episode for me. We've got some Tara childhood stories, some more recent ones and a bunch of other funny shit. MISS THIS ONE AT YOUR PERIL. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/  

4/23/24 • 81:44

In this episode I talk with the fantastic Harry Slime (aka Cam) of the 'Life & Time with Harry Slime' Podcast. The audio is a bit fucked in this one, I've done my best to repair it but it still sounds kind of whacky. Next time we do an episode together it'll be much better. Either way this one is still good. Listen to Cam's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/life-time-with-harry-slime/id1529155923 https://www.youtube.com/@harryslime69  

3/14/24 • 147:00

WE'RE BACK! With an unmissable Clappers banger. We talk about more weird stuff that happened when Tara was at school, the listeners ABANDONING US, Gregg Wallace's daily routine, the new lids on drinks bottles, otter attacks, being struck by lightning, Winnie the Pooh and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

3/4/24 • 78:50