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Clever Name Podcast

Clever Name Podcast is a "comedy" podcast with hot takes and unfunny commentary. We are like the ugly chick in the hot friend group, extremely unappealing but when you run out of options we are always here.

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Zoomer vs Boomer - Clever Name Podcast #427
Every one of the Clever Crew is back this week and Jack sent more schizo messages while Ryan struggles to read them. Blake has been hiding Indian metal music from us, we play zoomer vs boomer gen alpha slang edition and  President Joe Biden was caught slidin' a Biden in his pants. Canada has change the word cervix to "front hole" in this week in woke and Martin makes some classic songs. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. HIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK.
120:43 6/10/24
The Niggler - Clever Name Podcast #426
Ryan has gone full schizophrenic trying to get the website thesimulation.com, Jack came back to tell us we still cant see in his fridge and Biden looks suspicious. Shaggy smokes a bong from a beaver, we play the "find a clean street in India" game and we list all 145 LGBT awareness day. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK. 
109:14 6/3/24
Rare Pokemon Card Opening - Clever Name Podcast #425
The boys welcome some of the new fans from WATP and read some of their encouraging comments. Ryan is cleared of all charges, Artty gets a lukewarm reception to his artwork and we get our hands on one of the most rare Pokémon in the world. A crazy lady breaks in to take a dump in a mans house, a woman and her husband do some creative target practice and a non binary woman gets pulled over and it goes as smooth a it possibly could. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.  THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK. 
98:37 5/27/24
Who Are These Podcasts Shitsception - Clever Name Podcast #424
All the boys are reunited and we have some updates on past our online harassment campaigns, we find the spark autism foundation and Martin wrote a song about feet pics. Past guest Jack says we are too sensitive for him to come on the show again and Ryan has a white power moment. We play Clever Name Jeparty and Artty finishes his apology to the boys from Rats in the Attic. Last we listen to Who Are These Podcasts listen to an old episode of Clever Name Podcast which opens a black hole of terrible podcasts. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.  THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK. 
143:08 5/20/24
Caged Ladies - Clever Name Podcast #423
Artty, Martin and Ryan check out the new hate speech laws coming to Canada soon and see how many rules this podcast is in violation of, we fight back against the unjust laws that prevent us to ride a moose shirtless by writing a country song and Ryans butthole will never be the same. the RSDB is back up and running, we write to an inmate looking for a pen pal and Ryan recorded a cover of his favorite song. We find martin as a child on TikTok and we learn how to wipe you backside when you are over 400lbs. All this and so much mor eon this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 
132:34 5/13/24
Lizzo At A Protest - Clever Name Podcast #422
We are back and making huge bank on rumble. We find out if you can drive shirtless in Canada and if transporting a moose changes that, ACDC says the N  word in one of their songs and Amazons AI if just hundreds of Indian call center workers. We find Eryk all grown up and Biden givens the most coherent speech he has ever done. Lizzo shows up to the free Palestine rally and is greeted with monkey noises. Japan has some fun new ways to get girls naked and a man with the most durable butthole shows us his skills. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.  
82:41 5/6/24
N Words And Cancer - Clever Name Podcast #421
The show producer has not yet provided a description for this episode.
114:38 4/29/24
420 Manpon - Clever Name Podcast #420
Its episode 420 on 4/20 and we have a crazy episode ready for the occasion. We find new and creative ways of consuming THC, Artty brings us another edition of wokemon and we rank celebrity N words usage. Sammy Starfish releases her first country hit "Pumpkin Takes" and we get to view the exclusive music video. Finally, we have the 4th edition of "Whats In The Box" our amazing fan David sent us a nightmare filled box. All this and so much more on the this week extra special 420 episode Clever Name Podcast
139:26 4/22/24
Forbidden Love FT. Rats In The Attic - Clever Name Podcast #419
The boys for Rats in the Attic Podcast join us and we welcome them with some erotic fan fiction and AI generated love songs. A polish priest hosted gay orgies and mutilated some genitals, masturbating in other peoples homes in now legal and launchables are mostly lead. A woman does a live fire waxing of her butthole, super gonorrhea is on the loose in China and Martin writes a beautiful country song about the forbidden love between man and mans best friend. All this and so much more on this special episode of Clever Name Podcast Get the full uncensored show here: https://clevernamepodcast.com Go check out the Rats in the Attic boy here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/18uabJPrSDT1pnyjIljl2u IG: https://www.instagram.com/ratsintheattic_pod/?hl=en
62:00 4/17/24
RIP OJ - Clever Name Podcast #418
We are all very sad about the death of O.J. Simpson, some of our solar eclipse predictions came true and Artty finishes the chevy spark drawing. We play guess whats in my butt again, we look at the new ways to get your nicotine fix and Artty has a new page on clevernamepodcast.com dedicated to his art. You can now order drawings of ANYTHING from Artty on the "artism" page of clevernamepodcast.com. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.
94:26 4/15/24
Autism Cage - Clever Name Podcast #317
Blake, Artty, Ryan and Martin are all back and Artty has finally finished the halo drawings for Martins birthday (in February). Ryan sticks his dick in a vacuum and catches his shit, we give our predictions for the solar eclipse and autism is a death sentence in Canada. Ryan bonds with a kid over growing up in an autism cage and we find some people who are out there Martin Maxing. Osama Vinladen i the worlds greatest soccer player and a naked Ryan fights his demons with a chevy spark. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.
111:14 4/8/24
Flat Earth 4: Flat Earth Mark - Clever Name Podcast #416
Mark Sargent join the show to have our 4th flat earth discussion. We make our predictions for what will happen during the upcoming apocalyptic eclipse, why we cant travel to antarctica and the moon landing. We find out Mark is just Neil Armstrong in disguise and the ongoing feud on the flat earther communities. We pick team Flearth or Glearth on this week Clever name Podcast.  Go check out Mark at https://www.youtube.com/@markksargent Every Saturday at 4:20pm EST (roughly) we are live doing a full hour of EXTRA show, all uncensored and only on https://www.clevernamepodcast.com. Audio will STILL BE STREAMED TO TWITCH LIVE and video will be uploaded to Youtube and all podcast platforms every Monday. If you want to catch it live, uncensored and 2 days early all you have to do is go to https://clevernamepodcast.com.
110:27 4/1/24
Mtn Foossy - Clever Name Podcast #415
This week we have very sad news to report about some of our favorite websites, men's tampons are now available around Canadian workplaces and Ryan is going to try them out. We get some video of baby Martin, Martin Maxing. We do round 2 of the "can you tell if its a lady or a lady boy" game. We have an Arttyvention where we talk about Arttys drinking and a man boofs a basketball. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 
139:38 3/25/24
N - Couragement - Clever Name Podcast #414
Tony Hawk 27 trailer release, Martin gets an award for guessing lady boys and we all wood. We play another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who, we laugh at fart sounds for a good 20 mins and we find people Martin Maxing in the wild. The Sandwich game makes a return and we watch a live performance of What up by 4 Non Blonde. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 
88:22 3/18/24
ShrekS.T.D. - Clever Name Podcast #313
Blake Ryan Martin and Artty are joined by Blakes girlfriend Julia with the third instalment of What's in the Box. We rise for the retarded singing of the national anthem and we guess how many times a reusable bad needs to be used before its considered eco friendly. People light them self on fire for things other than Palestine and we watch a weird art performance by a chicken man and a midget. A man at burger king had it his way and we find out the best power tools to use for masturbation. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.  THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK. 
118:05 3/11/24
Shrekstasy - Clever Name Podcast #412
The FTC has made us all declare our race and gender and we watch a Russian kid jump out a fifth floor window like Eric Clapton's kid. We do our new segment "fire" and our long time favorite Clever Name Podcast classic bit "bestiality". We create the duck version of American history x, a man poops on a sleeping man on the street and a moose gets punked by two dogs. A woman finds out she banged her brother and we prepare for the Artty to attend the Shrek Rave. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK. 
117:58 3/4/24
Sandwich - Clever Name Podcast #411
Nazis have the debate of the century about who shits in the street, fans tell us why they should kill themselves and we play the first edition of the whisper game. Artty loses his mind during the sandwich game, a lady got root rot in her cooch and a woman plays with a grenade. We find out what a selkie is, we see some good parenting and we rank some racism. All this and so much mor eon this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 
113:15 2/26/24
Flat Earth VIkka - Clever Name Podcast #410
We have Flat Earth Vikka on the show this week for our third podcast on the flat earth theory. Vikka has 2 popular documentaries and a weekly podcast on the flat earth. We discuss our varying levels of belief in the flat earth and some of the questions holding us back from believing. Most importantly we come up with a plan to once and for all prove if the earth is flat or round and we take it upon ourselves to do the job. All this and so much more on the EXTRA episode of Clever Name Podcast.   Vikka Link Youtube- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZqjxMZTswjJ4umQ1m1M7Fg vikka Facebook Page- https://www.facebook.com/truthinplain
101:26 2/21/24
Shreksual assault - Clever Name Podcast #409
Ryan finally caught Covid and we celebrate Artty being a part of the show for one full year. We get a new take on an old classic video, Shrekfest has been officially canceled for good and new Epstein game just dropped. A Florida cop open fires on an acorn and teacher hot tub seduction is more common that we realized. Coffee is racist and we're playing with the boys in this week and woke. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast
102:14 2/19/24
Pastussy Tier List - Clever Name Podcast #408
The Clever Crew is back in action with another AI moose vs Bull simulation, a stripper is hired for the boys on the job site and we get predictions for the future of the Clever Name Podcast. We get a gauntlet worth of Primordial's videos, and we find out the most f%ckable pasta. Artty has a man vs machine battle of comedy in Kill Artty, Martin says he will eat a mosquito burger for $5,000 and we have Biden tell us all to do Fent. All this an so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 
98:15 2/12/24
Bin Laden Hard Drive Game - Clever Name Podcast #407
Ryan has car problems and rented the worlds gayest car, we lock in our bets for when Blake will have poop thrown on him and we guess what Osama Bin Laden had on his computer by playing the Bin Laden Hard Drive Game. A mom is advertising her Onlyfans in the school pick up lane, Artty does his best Kill Artty set and the big swinging Canadian dick is a man with the record for most DUI's in Canada. All this an so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK. 
138:26 2/5/24
Pee Pee Poo Poo Man The Movie - Clever Name Podcast #406
F*ck Trudeau chants break out the the last UFC PPV, Ryans throwing poo google alert finally pays off and we take a look at the average Tim Horton's experience. We guess the correct logo, Ryan has a melt down over Arttys obsession over Redbar and we learn why any woman having sex with a white guy is unforgivable in This Week in Woke. Artty does Kill Artty, some people drown in poop water in an elevator and we judge some awful facelifts. All this an so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.
132:45 1/29/24
Who's That Jewkemon - Clever Name Podcast #405
The prophecy foretold that this was the week that Blake would return, Martin shows us his best accents and Artty has another edition of Kill Artty. We watch the best parts Only Use Me Blade n word video, some wild penial video are presented and  Dana whites boob power slap is an amazing new sport. We play "guess who the what said who" and check out one of the best drinking and driving videos of all time. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast
144:24 1/22/24
Jewer Sewers - Clever Name Podcast #404
Important Novtober policy discussion takes place and arguments ensue, Ryan found a new way to injure himself with power tools and primordial is back with more videos to scar our souls. We check in on the most talented girl in Russia, Martin does his signature segment "Martins News" and another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who. The 5th edition of Kill Artty, Canadian Jeff Dunham does a hate crime and live footage of Lizzo's backup dancers playing with bananas. This week in woke teaches us how to live with white people and Artty does an amazing drawing of us searching the Jew tunnels of New York. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK. 
128:41 1/15/24
Tarzan boy - Clever Name Podcast #403
We do a second show this week to make up for the live stream going down on the last episode. After years of digging we uncovered the original Noot Noot video. Then we see what happens when you search for slurs on Amazon and Oprah says the N word. A stronk woman ponders her orb, we find the Tarzan boy/girl and a guy takes nerf to the next level. All this and so much more on this extra episode of Clever Name Podcast. 
63:37 1/10/24
Mouschwitz - Clever Name Podcast #402
This week the podcast lands on Jan 6th so we do black face or something. We finish the guess who the what said who game and Artty does his 5th edition of Kill Artty. We check out some 5 mins prison crafts for teens that teach us how to make a ballussy and a sponussy. A man was daggered into the hospital, we rank some racism and we find out the winner of the 2024 Epstein client list draft. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.
111:21 1/8/24
2024 Epstein Client List Draft - Clever Name Podcast #401
Its the last show of 2023 and instead of doing a lame clip show like other podcast we bring a you 3 hour classic episode. Martin tries to kill his mother, we play another round of guess who the what said who and we do our prediction for next year and recap our predictions for 2023. Then we do the 2024 Epstein client list draft, Artty does the 4th edition of Kill Artty and a shot of maggots. Full show ONLY on clevernamepodcast.com
136:30 1/1/24
Whats In The Box Christmas Edition - Clever Name Podcast #400
ITS CHRISTMAS! and the boys are back together for maybe the last time. What have another edition of Whats In The Box this time with presents but first we have a game created by one of our one of our listeners where we guess who said what from past podcasts. Artty does his third edition of Kill Artty and Blakes girlfriend joins us to watch a man put his penis in a bear trap. Ryan sings holiday classics while wearing a shock collar and getting shocked by the whole room plus a special gifts for everyone to enjoy. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.  
124:04 12/25/23
What Dreams Are Made Of - Clever Name Podcast #399
They boys are back and we have a new intro created by AI plus the official autism rankings for the Clever Name Podcast are out now. Ryan has always been right about how hot Hilary Duff is but now the rest of the internet is catching up. The lady we covered on the show who was caught using a vibrator on the beach has now been found dead in her home and we continue following Corey from Corey in the House's saga. The 2023 Shrekfest recap is out, Biden says something and we create the W.A.B. music video with the new leaked sex tapes in the senate. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Full show ONLY on clevernamepodcast.com 
97:38 12/18/23
Kill Artty - Clever Name Podcast #398
Martin Artty and Ryan get a message from Blake about where he has been the past few weeks. A guy flexes his trigger control, Martin shows the correct way to eat rockets/smarties and we watch the music video the classic russian song "they killed the black man". We work on getting a Neg Earth sponsorship and Corey from Corey in the house is trying to have sex with Adam 22s wife. We do the first edition of Kill Artty where Artty hits us with a new minute of stand up plus another edition of spictionary. This and so much more on clevernamepodcast.com
113:45 12/11/23

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