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Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!

Garbled Twistory is a podcast that’s primary objective is to humanize history, through humorizing history. It re-tells history in a way that places special emphasis on the most unusual elements and indiscriminately injects F.U.N by the bucketload! The first season’s focus is US History: as told by all of its presidential elections and all of its presidential election candidates! There will be biographical episodes for every presidential candidate, episodes for every election, and episodes for the years in between them! Get Excited! Expect a new episode to pop up here every Sunday! You can listen on iTunes, Stitcher, many a place! We also have a Facebook Page!


Here we are! The first ever US election since the on-the-books nationwide banning of enslaving humans! Now it's only happening illegally! Anyways, we have a spicy little election here, don't we!
09:29 09/26/2022
Ulysses S. Grant: Blood-Soaked Rags to Riches!
This last prezzy wezzy candidate for 1868 is one of the strangest political anomalies I've ever read about. On the surface, this seems like a typical war hero story. But when you look under the hood, there's a lotta different stuff happening I think!
40:03 09/19/2022
Horatio Seymour: Always a Candidate, Never a Contender
Now that we are looking at the presidential candidates for 1868, this guy right here... I have no idea why he keeps being considered like... New York's really connected like that, ain't it?
12:34 09/11/2022
Schuyler Colfax Jr.: An Indiana Powerhouse!
OK! The second and final VP Potential for 1868 has arrived! And underneath that smile, there sure is a whole lot of completely justifiable rage if I don't say so maself!
10:29 09/04/2022
Francis Preston Blair Jr.: This Indecisive Fool Will Whine You Out Of Office!
It is 1868 and we have yet another riveting election on our hands! And if this first VP candidee is any indication of how everybody's doing post-Civil War... Honey, you've got a big storm comin'!
10:20 08/28/2022
1867: We Really Need To Fix These Trains!
It's 1867 and in this final in-between-election episode EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE in the locomotive industry because well... Yeah. A THING happened.
05:03 08/21/2022
1866: Hoax Identification 101!
This second in-between-election episode covers one of the silliest "archeological finds" I've ever read about. This is not the hill to die on, and yet! Some still do! Some still do...
03:17 08/14/2022
1865: The West Starts Getting Wild!!
It's time for our first in-between-election episode covering 1865 and YOU LISTEN HERE BUSTER! AND LISTEN WELL! Just because the Civil War has ended doesn't mean folks are done firing guns at each other! In fact, out west??? It's QUITE THE CONTRARY!
11:03 08/07/2022
Here we are! actively at yet another precipice of fate! For the second time in the nation's history, the US is given the task of picking a new CEO in the midst of active company warfare! Who will the new CEO be? Will they even be new? The tension is in the air!
11:44 07/31/2022
Abraham Lincoln: Captain America, Civil War!!
It's the 1864 US Election and THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, IS BACK!! And this incumbent is making some power moves with this REBROADCAST that has the NEW INFO at the 21:25 mark!
43:55 07/25/2022
George B. McClellan: You Can Tell He Mains Guile Bro!
Ok now, this 1864 prezzy wezzy candidee is a WHOLE military general, so expect this episode to be filled with a stupid amount of juicy, spicy, PETTINESS!
35:29 07/17/2022
Andrew Johnson: The Quintessential Rags-to-Riches Union Racist!
The final VP Candideee we're looking at for this 1864 election is a man that whose existence in the history of the United States of America demonstrates so many contradictory forces at play all at once! Indeed, what a confounding figure...
27:45 07/11/2022
George Hunt Pendleton: Captain of the Dunderheads!
Ok, I know what you're thinking... The country is at war with itself quite literally how in the world are we even still having elections right now?! And, well, I dunno. But we DID and we have a VP candidate right here trying to run at probably the most politically stupid time to run against the sitting Admins but you do you bro!
03:46 07/03/2022
1863: The Women Are Very Angry And Their Needs Are Not Being Met.
Yes, it's the final in-between-election episode of 1863, and, while the men are at war, the women are feeling particularly neglected and unheard down south...
05:28 06/26/2022
1862: Super Mario's F.L.U.D.D Tramples on Your Sunshine!
It's time for the second in-between-election episode covering 1862! And WHOA NELLY, we have a pretty wet and sticky SITUATION on our hands!
10:33 06/19/2022
1861: Fear In A Nation At War!
Here we are! The first in-between-election episode after 1860! And! Well! Captain America Civil War seems to be all anyone can think about right now, so in a rare twist of events. we MUST stay abreast with the political news! That said, this incident is still pretty weird.
05:41 06/12/2022
The nineteenth US Prezzy Wezzy Election is upon us! Yes. It is 1860! And this is the point where over a half-century of tension is going to explode. My goodness, things are about to get TURBULENT!
10:03 06/05/2022
Abraham Lincoln: The Man, The Myth, The Legend
Yes. Here we are. The final prezzy wezzy potential for 1860! And man oh man! As far as candidates go, he's arguably the most climactic one of all!
22:33 05/29/2022
John Cabell Breckinridge: New Year, New Enemies!
The second-to-last Prezzy Wezzy Potential for 1860 just so happens to be a man we've discussed quite thoroughly before, so this will be a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 21:16 mark! And man, this is quite the spicy update if I don't say so myself!
28:28 05/22/2022
John Bell: Never Steps Out of the Ring!
This is one of those kinds of politicians that absolutely refuses to be steamrolled by ANYBODY. But will he make a formidable 1860 Presidential Potential? We shall see...
13:37 05/15/2022
Steven A. Douglas: A Most Dangerous Vagabond!
This first Prezzy Wezzy Candidate for 1860 is looking extra spicy I say! Extra spicy! Do I hear inter-country cannons in the distance? Yes. Yes I do.
24:17 05/08/2022
Hannibal Hamlin: The Man Of The Whales
The final VP Candidate was not super remarkable but um... He's got a weird name as well as a WEIRD birth story so it's interesting how he was still kinda basic.
04:21 05/01/2022
Joseph Lane: Improvisational Bum Extraordinaire
The second-to-last VP Candidate for 1860 is quite an interesting case... The lack of lawyer-like pedigree is surprising for this fellow... But hey, the mouth of a merchant is quite magical!
07:40 04/24/2022
Edward Everett: Education Genius? or Professional Quitter?
The second VP candidate for 1860 is another newcomer! But it sure seems he's been around the block... Well, many blocks... This guy seems a little unreliable in the grand scheme of things, doesn't he?
21:31 04/17/2022
Herschel Vespasian Johnson: Interesting Name, Barely A Force
Ok! We're talking about the first VP Potential for 1860 and uh... He's borderline entirely unremarkable. No really. If he didn't have money, nobody would care.
03:57 04/10/2022
1859: A Milestone for Cruelty
For this third and final in-between-election episode! We discuss the biggest discount sale in the United States. Oh, the product? Oh. Um. Not one we should be proud of that's for sure.
05:36 04/03/2022
1858: Staten Island Ablaze!!
For this second in-between-election episode under the star of 1858... Utter chaos, in an utterly chaotic place! What is the DEAL with Staten Island?! Become a Patron!
09:34 03/27/2022
1857: Central Park? More like... Seneca Village!
For this first in-between-election episode, we're diving into a wonderful community where free black people and Irish and German immigrants lived in relative peace and harmony! And how it was destroyed by the elites who weren't into that kind of thing... Become a Patron!
11:19 03/20/2022
Here we are! Another year where the fate of the country hangs in the balance! Yes, my friends, it is time once again to dive into the chaos, 1856 style! Become a Patron!
12:43 03/13/2022
James Buchanan: Greedy. Sneaky. Unmarried?!?!
Here we are! The final Prezzy Wezzy Candidate for 1856! And, GOOD HEAVENS! We've talked about this man so much, and yet somehow this is only the first time he's a candidate? Interesting. Interesting indeed... Become a Patron!
14:19 03/06/2022