Lyrics
I wanna be the smartest guy in the room
I wanna pick up on all your clues
Well Sherlock Holmes would know
Yeah Sherlock Holmes would know
I really wanna know where you were last night
And if you were doing something not quite right
Well Sherlock Holmes would know
Yeah Sherlock Holmes would know
I wanna solve the mystery of the guy next door
Who leaves his rubbish by our door
Well Sherlock Holmes would know
Yeah Sherlock Holmes would know
And why his bloody dog always leaves a mess
And how do I get the little shit to confess
Well Sherlock Holmes would know
Yeah Sherlock Holmes would know
He’d know it
And here I stand without a fucking clue
A thousand mysteries inside of you
The only thing that’s left for me to do
Is wonder what the hell Sherlock Holmes would do
Elementary problems get me down
Like are your friends really in town
Well Sherlock Holmes would know
Yeah Sherlock Holmes would know
And when you don’t talk, I can’t work out what’s wrong
I’m not even as smart as John Watson
Well Sherlock Holmes would know
Yeah Sherlock Holmes would know
He’d know it
And here I stand without a fucking clue
A thousand mysteries inside of you
The only thing that’s left for me to do
Is wonder what the hell Sherlock Holmes would do
If I was Sherlock, I’d examine all the clues
And with my superior intellect, I simply would deduce that you
No longer love me, your friends are not in town
Your sleeping with our neighbour with his rubbish and his hound
And you’re fucking Moriarty
To him it’s just a game
You’re fucking Moriarty
And I’m gonna lose again
You’re fucking Moriarty
To him it’s just a game
Yes, you’re fucking Moriarty
And I’m gonna lose again
I’m gonna fall again,
Oh no
I wanna break the case, I wanna be famous
I wanna take opium to make me think less
Well Sherlock Holmes would know
Yeah Sherlock Holmes would know
I want a rich father who doesn’t care
A violin, sidekick and theatrical flair
Well Sherlock Holmes would know
Yeah Sherlock Holmes would know
He’d know it
But here I stand without a fucking clue
Standing looking gormless right in front of you
Yeah, here I stand without a fucking clue
Still wondering what the hell Sherlock Holmes would do
Oh no
Keith Turner
O/B/O DistroKid