I'm not the hot girl in your movie
I'm not the dreamy vampire boy
I'm just a fucked up dumb teenager
And these tropes they bring me joy
When the hot girl meets the vampire
They might go out on a date
While ignoring all the fuck ups
And the violent police state
They might go out to the movies
Or she might just watch him skate
But they can't stay out past curfew
Which has always been at 8
But the vampire is nocturnal
He's endangered by the sun
So they're gonna' get arrested
Which could also be quite fun
And that's a point of view of privilege
'Cause their moms and bail them out
And their lives are not endangered
No matter how loud they might shout
Because he lives in the suburbs
She lives down a cul-de-sac
And she has a beach themed bathroom
And her father's wearing slacks
And I know that they're not listening
But I'll berate them anyway
'Cause silence is complacency
And my anger's here to stay