Lyrics
Philippe: First, where do we begin
A smile that kills,
But not that much
Next, relax! Aren't you thrilled
To learn the secrets of how it's done?
Just a few simple rules
And everything will go down as planned.
Capisc', comprend, sirdo you understand?
Vincent: Just praise her shoes
Philippe:: and her eyes as well! She'll love your attention to small details.
Clemente: Her eyes?
Philippe: Voi-là! And her silky skin,
But first let's get rid of this awkward grin.
Then, whatever she says
Just nod and smile, that's my command!
Capisc', comprend, sir, do you understand?
Waiters:
Capisc', comprend, sir, do you understand?
Clemente: I always get all that I want
No woman can resist me
Let's be clear, they don't!
Philippe: but I can show you, cher ami,
A more fulfilling way to win her heart, mais oui
For I know the mystery of both sexes' natures
And I'm sure to guide you to all sorts of pleasures
Don't waste time, get out of your head now and listen to me!
Waiters:
You gotta be, gotta be, gotta be
Philippe:
You gotta be
Confident but sweet,
Chic and stylish and always neat!
Manly enough, never too austere,
Still reassuring to keep her near
Waiters:
Confident but sweet,
Chic and stylish and always neat
Manly enough, never too austere,
Still reassuring to keep her near
Waiters and Vincent:
Capisc', comprend, sir, do you understand?
Clemente: I always get all that I want
No woman can resist me
Let's be clear, they don't!
Vincent (spoken): Money can buy you anything
Philippe: That's not the right waynow follow my lead!
Waiters and Vincent:
You gotta be, gotta be, gotta be
Philippe:
You gotta be!
Confident but sweet,
Chic and stylish and always neat
Manly enough, never too austere,
Still reassuring to keep her near
Waiters and Philippe:
Confident but sweet,
Chic and stylish and always neat
Manly enough, never too austere,
Still reassuring to keep her near
Capisc', comprend, do you understand?
Hey I got what you want, boy!
Hey I got what you need boy!
Philippe, Waiters, Vincent
Capisc', comprend, sir?
Clemente:
Now I understand!
Fabrizio Mancinelli
Warner Chappell Music, Inc.