"These colorful things make my heart wanna sing
All these colorful things that I love
But this thing is ORANGE
It's kinda weird
It's kinda weird
And I just can't figure it out
IT'S AN ORANGE!
But this thing is ORANGE
And I can't figure it out
What this ORANGE thing is all about
IT'S AN ORANGE!
But this thing is PURPLE
It's kinda weird
It's kinda weird
And I just can't figure it out
IT'S AN EGGPLANT!
But this thing is PURPLE
And I can't figure it out
What this PURPLE thing is all about
IT'S AN EGGPLANT!
Now this thing is GREEN
I've never seen such a thing
And I just can't figure it out
IT'S A TREE!
And this thing is GREEN
It's the craziest thing
I just can't figure it out
IT'S A TREE!
But this thing is ORANGE
It's kinda weird
It's kinda weird
And I just can't figure it out
IT'S A BASKETBALL!
But this thing is ORANGE
And I can't figure it out
What this ORANGE thing is all about
IT'S A BASKETBALL!
But this thing is PURPLE
It's kinda weird
It's kinda weird
And I just can't figure it out
IT'S A PLUM!
But this thing is PURPLE
And I can't figure it out
What this PURPLE thing is all about
IT'S A PLUM!
Now this thing is GREEN
I've never seen such a thing
And I just can't figure it out
IT'S A CATERPILLAR!
And this thing is GREEN
It's the craziest thing
I just can't figure it out
IT'S A TREE!"