Composer: David Paul Givens, Jon Christopher Healey, David Pollard Snyder
Lyrics
Am I a Maniac or a psychopath
What difference does it make
Cuz I lick the crust on the apple pie
In the shopping aisle as I walk by
Just to have a laugh
And I salute the television screen
I'm all woke and I believe
I believe in anything
As long as it's not me
I'm the king of kick and scream
I'm the Guinness book of lazy
And I'm the king
And I'm the queen
And I'm the princess like you've never seen
And I'm fluid as a stream
And I'm the Grammy award of hazy
And I'm ready to party
Cuz I'm the king of crazy
Going to party hardy
Yeah I'm the king of crazy
So give it to me baby
Give it to me baby
I'm the king of crazy
And I'm in love with David Bowie
Cuz you know that he was me
I'm always in the mirror
Being all that I can be
I'll be talking just like Michael
In the bathroom just like George
I'm a man of a million opinions
I'm a girl of a million views
I'm changed myself every second
I wouldn't say that I'm confused
But I love it when I'm used
So use me baby
Use me like a tool
You know what I am
Wham bam thank you ma'am
And I'm ready to party
Cuz I'm the king of crazy
Going to party hardy
Yeah I'm the king of crazy
So give it to me baby
Give it to me baby
I'm the king of crazy