Lyrics
I am sexy, looking in the mirror I am flexing
Like to have the sex but I don't like to use protection
Presidentially caressing my erection - it's impressive
It should get elected then inducted in the west wing
Farting on cucks like I'm Darkwing Duck
No bullshit, my bull dick's the size of a truck
Not tanka though, I'm talkin' micromachine
With micro aggressions in every thrust of my micro peen
Pass the vaseline, give your boy some lube
Hot dog! My rod's got piggy in this porky tube
This is how I shoot my splooge
Rocket shot of goopy goo
Solved the mystery of the missing pubes
Like Scooby doo
Smoke a doobie too, cock-a-doodle doo
My rooster will wake you when it breaks into the hole you poo
From I mean your bum and I ain't sticking in my thumb
My little cracker dick is just bit more like a crumb
I'm a sex cymbal
I'm a freaky hi-hat
Humping to rhythm of a whole fuckin' drum kit
Watch how I ride
This is how I roll
Beat it like a snare while I'm hitting every hole
I'm a sex cymbal
I'm a freaky hi-hat
Humping to rhythm of a whole fuckin' drum kit
Watch how I ride
This is how I roll
Beat it like a snare while I'm hitting every hole
Go parumpapumpum on a bubble booty bum
Leave a red hand slap in a puddle of cum
We be cuddlin' some and then I huddle and run
If my pull out game is strugglin', I'll fumble a son
You get to droppin' them panties and we'll get awfully busy
Creamin' cheesy for that onion grill, gobble the glizzy
Stay on top of the pretty, start confusing the roles
Is this a fusion of souls? Or am I using her holes?
Yeah, she gave me the greenlight so I stepped on the gas
Her throat is my dumpster an' I took out the trash
Put the music on blast, 808s in the trunk
Dick'd 'em to the kick drum, jism hit 'em in chunks
Truffle shuffle a troubled slut, put it only fans
Double dutch a bubble butt - stir macaroni pans
Do the baloney dance, it's always hard and sticky
When I die bury me between Dolly Parton's tiddies
I'm a sex cymbal
I'm a freaky hi-hat
Humping to rhythm of a whole fuckin' drum kit
Watch how I ride
This is how I roll
Beat it like a snare while I'm hitting every hole
I'm a sex cymbal
I'm a freaky hi-hat
Humping to rhythm of a whole fuckin' drum kit
Watch how I ride
This is how I roll
Beat it like a snare while I'm hitting every hole
If you're a purdy bird I got a dirty worm
For your Sturdy turd hole I am squirting sperm
In your curly pubic hair, who would care
If I do it there? it's already a perm girl
Starvin' like third world, needin' my nutrients
Secret ingredients, bleedin like hooligans
Runnin' the jewels again, turned into a crime
She chokin' up coconut, stirred in with a lime
It's burned into your mind how find the image is
Of my spunk and jizz, jack my lantern like a pumpkin grin
It's litty, how I pop the nipples on a titty
Stick my needle dick inside your space to represent my city
The evidence is iffy, you gon have to acquit
The donkey wasn't hurt plus we had a permit
And that's some actual shit, yea, that's nasty
Fridge n' Type gettin' ripe on a right swipe ass cheek
I'm a sex cymbal
I'm a freaky hi-hat
Humping to rhythm of a whole fuckin' drum kit
Watch how I ride
This is how I roll
Beat it like a snare while I'm hitting every hole
I'm a sex cymbal
I'm a freaky hi-hat
Humping to rhythm of a whole fuckin' drum kit
Watch how I ride
This is how I roll
Beat it like a snare while I'm hitting every hole
We're pulling birds like Hefner
Wilt Chamberlin numbers, so absurd
Caligula orgies
Horny as Aphrodite
Nobody's as sexy as Fridge and Type be
We're pulling birds like Hefner
Wilt Chamberlin numbers, so absurd
Caligula orgies
Horny as Aphrodite
Nobody's as sexy as Fridge and Type be
Bill Berry, Jeffrey Tune
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