Writer: Ken Chinn, Rob Johnson, Marc Belke, Brent Belke, Dave Rees
Lyrics
I find it hard to talk
With a black ball in my mouth
Impossible to fart
With a carrot up my ass
My neighbours think I'm weird
I do agree
Whatever turns your crank
Are you into bizarre novelties?
I find it hard to walk
With my thumbs screwed into the floor
I travel to strange places
When left alone to explore
My neighbours think I'm sick
I do agree
Do not try this at home
Unless you're into bizarre novelties
BRENT BELKE, DAVE REES, KEN CHINN, MARC BELKE, ROB JOHNSON
Society of Composers, Authors and Music Publishers of Canada (SOCAN), Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.